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How funny is it when your wife comes home?

The circle of friends is as follows:

1, urgent notice! My wife has gone home, and I'm going to start performing innocent bears, hoping to escape successfully.

2, unexpected events! My wife has gone home, and I'm going to enter the quick tidy mode immediately to clean up the room so as not to cause her anger.

3, emergency help! My wife has gone home, and I need to find an invisibility cloak at once and become an airman so as not to be found lazy by her.