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The strange lines of the new white snake in Benshan Happy Camp

A few words, okay?

Liu Ying: You don't know me, but I know you!

Zhao Si (kneeling): Sister, I tell you, I have no money with me today.

Liu Ying: You treat me like a robber!

Zhao Si: You said I saved your life 500 years ago? I tell you, the fact that my ancestors were eight generations ago has nothing to do with me.

Zhao Si: Eiko, dad is thirsty. Go and get some water for dad.

Liu Ying: Dad, I'm acting. My name is Xiaoqing.

Zhao Si: Oh, Qing Er, go get some water for your brother-in-law!

Liu Ying: Yes, Dad.

Zhao Si: Which generation do you think this is? . .

Zhao Si: What do you do?

Old Liu Tou: Me? Hum, being original. . .

Zhao Si: Fuck off, I'll ask which channel you are on.

Liu Datou: Heilongjiang Satellite TV Channel.

Zhao Si: Your glass is to witness my marriage to Mrs. White Snake. You came to congratulate me!

Old Liu Tou: I mean, your love with White Snake, just like it, is a tragedy.

Zhao Si: Go away, then you should bring a washing machine tomorrow. Our love story is still a comedy!