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The strange lines of the new white snake in Benshan Happy Camp
Liu Ying: You don't know me, but I know you!
Zhao Si (kneeling): Sister, I tell you, I have no money with me today.
Liu Ying: You treat me like a robber!
Zhao Si: You said I saved your life 500 years ago? I tell you, the fact that my ancestors were eight generations ago has nothing to do with me.
Zhao Si: Eiko, dad is thirsty. Go and get some water for dad.
Liu Ying: Dad, I'm acting. My name is Xiaoqing.
Zhao Si: Oh, Qing Er, go get some water for your brother-in-law!
Liu Ying: Yes, Dad.
Zhao Si: Which generation do you think this is? . .
Zhao Si: What do you do?
Old Liu Tou: Me? Hum, being original. . .
Zhao Si: Fuck off, I'll ask which channel you are on.
Liu Datou: Heilongjiang Satellite TV Channel.
Zhao Si: Your glass is to witness my marriage to Mrs. White Snake. You came to congratulate me!
Old Liu Tou: I mean, your love with White Snake, just like it, is a tragedy.
Zhao Si: Go away, then you should bring a washing machine tomorrow. Our love story is still a comedy!
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