Wild and evil super drag bottle. Tell me about it.

1, put on your mask of hypocrisy and get out of my world.

No matter how hard you try, people who don't love you still don't love you.

A woman who hesitates is always the biggest failure in life.

4, do more possible things, don't pull useless words.

5. I am selfish and selfish enough to give you all my heart.

6. What is a breakup? You can continue to love.

7. Don't worry! I really like my harmless appearance.

8. Don't give in to the villain easily, because even if you take it, he won't let you go.

9. In this world, just believe in yourself and don't take anyone's words too seriously.

10, "Fudge" is not a curse, sometimes it is a favor.

1 1, I know a group of beautiful women, but I'm just a woman.

12. Every time I have a problem with you, I will be the first to apologize, and now I won't.

13, to tell the truth, you are not as dazzling as the sun, and it is cloudy occasionally.

14, I have identified you, so I can't let you leave me, my bed.

15, I saw it thoroughly, which is why I lived so miserable.

16. Tell me if you have any difficulties. I can't help you anyway.

17, please give me 200 coins, and I'll smash you to death and tell you I have no money.

18, as the saying goes, it takes ten years to grind a sword, and it takes a hundred years to grind a sword. It is fate to meet each other.

19, I'd rather be arrogant and moldy than fall in love humbly.

I don't understand why the world is sad and why everyone I see is crying.

2 1, I think it over, I will live well without you.

22. If you still don't believe me, so be it. Goodbye.

23. Who said the matchmaker had warts? Chairman Mao also has it on his old man's face.

If I can't live proudly, I'd rather die like this.

I said, can you leave me alone?

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

27. Why do you always avoid me? It's like seeing a ghost

28, you just stand there and laugh, don't waste our women's talent, don't you think?

29. Hey, why are you going? B: I'll put out the fire.

30. His conditions are a little worse than yours, but at least he is not Chen Shimei.

3 1, how did you forget me after you got Alzheimer's disease?

32. Grandpa, you are disrespectful to the old lady, just as I imagined.

I'm occupied by you. Don't argue with him.

Love is an extremely sacred word, please don't defile it.

Since you have chosen to love me, I won't allow you to leave me again.

36. Are you bored? I happen to be bored, too If we are bored together, it will be more interesting.

37. I will always fly against the wind. Not afraid of being stopped, but afraid of turning yourself in.

Please don't talk nonsense. Do you know what others think of you?

39. I can live by memories, so I will be as happy as you leave me.

40. Don't think too highly of yourself. Everyone is fine without you.

4 1, miss, can't you hold yourself higher? Who can you show such a bargain to?

42. A woman can have no taste, but she can't have no vision.

43, girl, I am a woman, better than hiding behind a man.

44. If you don't choose to be strong, who will you show weakness to?

You can love any woman, but you can't stop me from loving you.

46. Even if you are no longer with me, I will still inadvertently think of the past.

47. Tell me ten sentences. If I don't swear, I don't know your name.

48. Everyone is working hard, but I stay at home and chew the corn.

There are not many people I love in the world, but you are the only one.

I will look forward to the future with pride, but I will never look down on you.

202 1 is an evil and funny sentence.

1, don't show off with me, show off with others.

You are an asshole in my eyes, and I am an asshole in his eyes.

I never do anything that makes me sad. I usually only do things that make others sad.

Time has taken away my thoughts. Where did I get the time to forget?

5. Life is not a TV play. Who do you represent?

6. You can dress up beautifully. I only like sparrows in trees.

7. You don't have to show off anything in front of me. Just because you are awesome doesn't mean I respect you.

8. I will try my best. I will give myself what I want.

Never lower your head, lower your head. I'm just tying my shoelaces.

10, the brain is used for thinking, not for decoration.

1 1, do you have the face to mix with such an incompetent and temperamental person?

12, if you don't love, you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.

13, I just want to express my love, otherwise I will go crazy.

14, smoking hurts the lungs and never hurts.

15, I have my life. What does your change have to do with me?

16, I told you to get out of my world, not to go out.

17, there are two kinds of aphorisms, one is inspirational and the other is swearing.

18, don't mention those bad guys, they are all guys with opposite sex and inhumanity.

19, you can't just lose your mind, you have to keep your image, right?

20. Happiness. Where are you waiting for me? I'll run over.

2 1, a novice, has a good nature. If you are naughty, I will be naughty.

22. These days, there are more people who wear unsafe clothes outside but look safe.

Both the dean and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? "Who the hell saved me?"

24, knowledge comes to my head, you come to your head, too small for me to get in.

25, Logger Vick, I help you cut down trees, you call me strong.

26. It's interesting to be alive. To live is to die.

27. Who said: loneliness, emptiness and cold; You can give him back: get dressed and go out.

28, automatic login for a long time, and finally forgot the password.

29. I always bow my head in class. The teacher asked you why? I said: I sank again and suddenly remembered home.

Go to the supermarket on Valentine's Day and put a note on each chocolate: Let's break up.

3 1. Never use your own photo as an avatar. It's unlucky to go offline.

32. The most painful thing in life is just being called away by the Duke of Zhou and being called up by the alarm.

33. After flying for a long time, I want to play drift when riding a bike.

34. This signature is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

35. I wanted to turn the salted fish over with the test results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

36. It's cool to dress up as a woman, and women dress up as men and call them mothers.

37. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.

38. Send the girl you like home. Everywhere is on the road.

39. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

40. Time made me forget my homework. I feel sorry for my homework. I fell in love with time.

4 1, I know why military training turned around, in order to get a more uniform grandson.

42. You said I was bad, so I changed. When I changed, you fucking said you used to like me.

I look up to you, don't be arrogant, you are just taller than me.

44. Handsome boy, I'll give you this fake name, so please make yourself at home.

Since you like it, take it, a piece of garbage I don't want.

If you can't see my love, it can only prove that you are blind.

47. What's wrong with incompetence? At least I'm more real than him.

Since you don't love me, I don't need to love you anymore.

49. Thank you for finally choosing to give up and let me know your virtue.

He is poor, he is not as good as you, but he has a sincere heart.

Tell me about it.

1, when I was pursuing Happyness, I stayed at home for fear that I would not be at home. If there is your gentle smile in my dream, I would rather not wake up all my life.

Forgive me for being handsome and have a temper.

The teacher said that a wrong question is a fortune. When I read the test paper, I found that I was a local tyrant.

My wallet is like an onion. I want to cry when I open it.

6. Don't blink when your tears are about to come out. You will see the whole process of the whole world from clear to fuzzy.

7. The most beautiful meeting in my life incited all the sadness in my life.

8. Buy eternity in an instant, and buy yours from now on.

9. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

10, from the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating.

1 1, learn to be patient, shut up when it is time to shut up, and be silent when it is time to be silent.

12, it's summer, and the situation on campus is basically: girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

13, women who care about their appearance are rubbish, and women who care about their hearts are treasures.

14, if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

15, I wish the teenager who cheated my feelings a long life, no love, no children, loneliness and longevity.

16, if you can understand my sadness, I won't pretend to talk.

17, don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

18, there is a saying that time can cure everything, but no one knows how long it will take.

19, laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

20. I don't need to be unfaithful all my life. Whoever lets me down will despair. You embarrass me, I won't give you a chance to go on stage.

2 1, finally know what heartbreak is, and finally know how sweet it is to say I love you.

22, a hundred mouths and a hundred me, I am an angel and a bitch.

23. It's good enough that you don't get a response.

24. Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think has no direction like a fly.

25. Sometimes it is not distrust, but because I care more than others, I am more afraid of losing.

26. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

I am not your sunshine doll, so I don't have to smile at you all the time.

28. If you don't die in the deep sea for a long time, please go deep into the sea.

29. Thank God for letting me meet you, whether we have a future or not!

30. I didn't cry or scream, I was just sad, sad and lonely.

3 1, you fight for money, but you can't fight for money.

You should live the life you want at the best age.

33, do what you like, let people who don't like it calm down!

34. Life is like Super Mary. A little turtle can kill you before you add mushrooms.

35. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the listener didn't understand.

36. No matter how bright the sun is, it can't illuminate my heart.

37. I don't mind if you like the person I like, but if the person I like likes you, you will be blown up.

38. How many people think they are awesome in an ordinary network?

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

40. I am your little monster, but you will never be my Altman, because they will never be together.

4 1, put away your overflowing heart and get out of my world.

42. spell what I want. Make what I don't have!

43, the heart is not in gold, knowing people knows the face and does not know the heart.

44. I am not a doll in your hand! Play around.

45. Being bullied by others is a kind of practice. It is also a practice to slap back the bad of others.

46. Run away from my eyes with my sister's contempt for you.

47. The more you learn, the less you ask for help.

48. Not as good as others, but it is mine after all.

49, don't be melodramatic, there is no one in this world who is not injured.

50, with my most beautiful smile, smile at everyone, fascinated by a count.

5 1. The best decision in my life is to walk into your shop and buy a sandwich.

52. I am unmarried and she is unmarried. We hit it off. Who's in the way?

I don't care, but the pain in my heart is beyond words. Young people are pretending.

54. Time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

55. Come to me if you can, or get out if you can't.

56. When you go to school, you have to repeat three things: one; Second, play; Three, sleep.

Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself.

58, I am me, fireworks of different colors, I have the right to be emotional, not to live for you!

59. I remember hating you for waiting.

60. Open your eyes and see how I can become brilliant.

6 1, once expected, now no longer expected, memories become a luxury or even endless.

62. People need a little temper to live a temperament.

63. A boy will ignore you while playing lol, not necessarily because he cares about you, but because he is waiting for resurrection.

64. In fact, many relationships that you think are very good are just that.

65. Don't be kind if you are not beautiful.

66. michel platini has come out to accompany michel platini, but my uncle hasn't come out to accompany my aunt.

67. It suddenly occurred to me that if a girl runs away from home, her parents will never find her with her selfie.

68. I am willing to be humorous and love you deeply all my life.

69. When we stare into the distance, we can hear the voice of missing.

70. Don't look down on people just because you are a dog.

7 1, love is undoubtedly a war. Although there is no bloodshed, it is full of countless sacrifices.

72. People without breasts like to squeeze ditches hard. People with big breasts don't bother to show it to others.

73. I am just a child who shines with the stars and is lonely with the night.

Some boys don't even know what a girl's personality is like. Look at a photo and say you like it. It's not like this. It's called shopping.

75. It is not circumstances that nurture people, but circumstances that nurture people.

76. I will let whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

77. I am born with a deadly arrogance. I don't like you biting me!

78. Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't miss the past.

No matter how much you scold me, I won't get angry. Why should people be angry with something worse than dogs?

I can have a good temper, but why should I spoil you?

8 1, what kind of gentleman are you pretending to be in this world where diaosi is rampant?

82. Thank you for your unrequited love, which makes me invincible.

83. Put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.

Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.

85. If you want to know my bottom line, I will make you have no thirst for knowledge in your life.

86. Words come to mind! You are just imagining things! Can't you get a bigger brain?

87. Bow your head when you light a cigarette, close your eyes when you kiss, and be gentle in front of the person you love.

88, mouth to poison, heart to malicious, things must be absolutely. Do not give others a way out, and do not give yourself a way out.

89. I would rather play with a woman in a group of men than be a lovely girl in a group of girls.

90. Happiness is the same, and there are thousands of kinds of sadness.

9 1. Why do people say you are ugly? I am very happy.

92. I am not a customer service staff, so you have no right to let me come back to answer this question.

93. Don't look at the teacher, or you will be called next.

94. How many worries you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

95.i am a cancer cell. Be good to me and you will die.

96, a lot of age, which have the mood to play house?

97, brave, not necessarily have the result, but not brave, there must be no result.

98. Take care of yourself when it's cold. After all, I can't give you a hug or borrow your coat.

99. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red rope to knit long trousers.

100, it is not only the teeth that are hard to extricate themselves, but also the long pants.

10 1. If separation is the only way out, I will say anything.

102, I generally don't love people, I don't love ordinary people, I love different people.

103, the shadow under my feet never tries to be like anyone.

104, don't try to guess my appearance, because I can be ever-changing, because people are insidious and cunning.

105, actually losing is not terrible. The terrible thing is that after losing, I don't have the courage to face the world.

106, I didn't respond because I didn't know what the reaction was.

107, Zhang Ailing said that time can understand love, prove it and overthrow it.

108, I have been poor for so long, but my dream has not been completed after all.

109, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

1 10, I will cry all the way to say goodbye to the sadness I never gave up.

Interesting evil. Tell me.

Interesting evil. Tell me.

First, look at my nephew's diary. The general content is as follows: I played house with Xiaohong today. We got some shit from the toilet as a cake for Xiaohong's birthday. When we finished singing the birthday song, she actually called me a real cake. I decided to break up with her. I hate her!

2. I teased a girl today that if there are only two people in the world, one is that I love you, and the other is that I don't love you and I don't love you. What's the name of the other person? I only heard the girl say a word lightly: survivor. This is not a routine card!

Third, women are always beaten by alcoholic husbands and hate him. One day, when she threw the bottle, an angel flew out of the bottle. The angel said: You saved me, and I can realize one of your wishes! The woman said: I want you to kill my husband! The angel said, I'm sorry, but wishes can only work for you! The woman said, well, then I'll be a widow! Angel: .....

Fourth, I went to a barbecue yesterday. The boss asked me how spicy I wanted it. I said I wanted to be a pervert, and the boss touched my ass while adding pepper and asked, Is this abnormal enough? What's wrong with you? Really?

I have a cold and a fever. I went to the hospital and asked my husband to take the baby paper at home for a long time. When I got home, I found the baby with one foot bare, the chopsticks and spoons in the cupboard were on the bed, my husband's mobile phone charger was in the baby bedpan, and my husband was sweating all over the room looking for the baby's other shoe.

6. I went to the Internet cafe to watch Mr. Cang's film, and then the machine reminded me that it was time. Now that it's time, I think I should go home for dinner. So I went to the internet to watch it for a while, and it took almost an hour to get to the time. What's going on The stationmaster said, each of the three pupils behind you will give you a dollar.

7. What is tacit understanding? Every time I feel that I am hiding well, but my husband can see from the subtle changes in my eyes, expression, pace and so on that I want to hit him, so as to do a good job of avoiding.

Eight, the big boss said to the little three: You have followed me since you were ten years old and treated me wholeheartedly, which has killed your youth. I intend to promote you recently. How does Xiao San ask for promotion? The big boss said, I'll find another mistress and promote you to be a mistress. . .

I am his lover. I begged him to buy me a mobile phone for a long time, but he ignored me. As soon as my wife's mobile phone broke down, I bought her a new one the next day. I am sad. Daughter, stop it.

Ten, the little boy asked his father: What is a real man? Dad replied: A man is a man who can take up family responsibilities and take good care of his family. Then the little boy went on to say, then I hope to be like my mother one day

XI。 The weather is getting hotter and hotter. I searched for short sleeves for a long time, and all I found were some famous brands. I feel that they are too high-profile to wear, such as China Telecom, Tianyi 4G and Lenovo. . . There is also a Beijing Armed Police General Hospital, which is too high to turn around. Think about it or forget it. Don't be too ostentatious, keep a low profile.

12. Fruit 7 has come out. Sadly, in the map that comes with the American Fruit 7 mobile phone, Diaoyu Island was allocated to Japan. Please realize that you shouldn't do anything wrong to make Americans laugh at us in China. It only makes people angry. If you're from China, turn around!

Thirteen, my boyfriend always wants to go to my house for dinner, but he is afraid that his family will say. Aunt is a foodie and especially likes delicious food. Luo Luo Yesterday we went fishing and didn't catch any fish, so we bought two. The fish cooked by my boyfriend at home is delicious. The family is full of praise, and the family says you are welcome to visit us often. I'll go. He can't wait to come every day. Still aboveboard!

At the entrance of the kindergarten, many people are picking up children. A man picked up three boys. They looked very special. Everyone was surprised by the triplets. Q: Are your three grandchildren triplets? The man shook his head and said, one is my grandson and the other is my son. Everyone asked: What about the rest? The man cried and said, it's my brother!

Fifteen, a sister boasted in the evening. I listened to her and asked her, honey, do you know where you are most beautiful? She asked me cheerfully, where is the most beautiful? I said, I think it is the most beautiful.

Sixteen, after dinner, take the elevator upstairs, a very sexy woman, wearing low-cut clothes, just the two of us, suddenly the phone rang, Apple's phone, I took out my mobile phone and saw it wasn't mine, it was hers, but why didn't she answer it? I didn't answer the first side, and then I called again. I saw that beautiful woman take out six kidneys of apples from her bra. Hey, what's up?

Seventeen, go to the hospital for a physical examination, there was a girl in front of the visual 170 kg, took the report and said that the blood lipid was thick. Sister said: No wonder I weigh 180 kg. It turns out that my blood is heavy. Holy shit. . .

I just saw a couple kissing on TV and felt very lonely, so I went downstairs to walk the dog for fun. I didn't expect the dog to have sex with other dogs downstairs.

Nineteen, the husband wanted to drink water, urging his daughter to say that he would quickly pour water for his father, and his father choked. I urged the baby not to move twice, and then I said hurry up, dad choked to death! The daughter gave him a look, picked up the cup and said she was choking. She speaks too fast. Are you kidding?

Twenty, go to a new rice noodle shop to eat rice noodles, while eating and watching, the owner of the shop received a phone call, which friend should call to ask how the business is going? I only heard the boss swearing: business is deserted! Damn, there are few people, that is to say, now, damn it, there is only one SB client eating.

Twenty-one, dad, did you have the courage to have an injection when you were a child? The son blinked and asked. Dad pinched his little face: of course, dad is very brave. When I was a child, I gave an injection without saying a word, and my eyes didn't blink. Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Grandma, the child ran to ask grandma with an adoring face. Grandma squinted and smiled: Of course it's true. Your father did the same thing when he was a child. He fainted when he saw the needle. . .

22. There is a girl in the world whose face has passed the May 4th Youth Day, her soul has passed the March 8th Women's Day, and her chest is still celebrating Children's Day on June 1st.

Twenty-three, my mother went out and my father came. Daughter, your mother is out, and I have no money to take a bath. Please lend me some. I silently drew one from a pile of grandpa Mao and handed it over. . . Damn it, Bunny, even you are richer than Lao Zi.

Twenty-four, with my boyfriend for half a year, he always ignores his words and deeds. Today, I couldn't help yelling at him: Why are you always cold to me? Can't you do something to keep me warm? The boyfriend patted him and said, it's burning now.

Twenty-five, a boy ordered a bowl of noodles, just took a bite, made a phone call, and in a hurry to leave, he called the waiter: I'll take a bite here, or the money will be free! ? Attendant: If you only pull a little when you go to the toilet, don't you have to wipe your ass?

Twenty-six, there are three brothers, the eldest is called ten cents, the second is called twenty cents, and the third is called fifty cents. Ask them why? Did two people die? The boss said awkwardly, my parents work in a bank, and the RMB is only 50 cents, not 30 cents!

Mom: Go and wash the dishes. Me: Do you think I'm lazy? Mom: Go and read a book. Me: You think I'm stupid? Mom: Go to exercise. Me: Do you think I am fat? Mom: You really look like a child who hasn't grown up. Me: You mean I have small breasts? Mom. . .

Twenty-eight, the female colleague joked: Master Kong, can I hit on you? No one expected Master Kong to say, Then see if you have so much water. The whole company is quiet. .

Twenty-nine, I bought a pair of pants in summer, and I was excited to put them on, and I felt very good about myself! However, my sister and her friend next door were playing a ghost game called Split, and I ran to demonstrate it myself. In an instant, there was a loud crack and a yawn, and my pants burst. Nima fried the meat and jumped home with her crotch between her legs.

Wear a miniskirt in the morning. Now, wait at the bus stop! Suddenly want to fart! Look around! Nobody! Poof ~ ~ poof! Poof ~ poof! It's quite long, so comfortable! Suddenly a male voice came from behind! Sister, when you fart, just look around! Why don't you look back?

Thirty-one, I moved bricks and sweated at the construction site. I found a black corner to pee today. Just halfway through the urine, suddenly a bright light flashed. I thought, who is taking pictures of Lao Tzu? I can't stop if I want to. At this time, the strong light flashed a few times. Lying in the trough, that's enough for filming. Let's finish it quickly and see who is so boring. It turned out that the welder was working. Life is so hard that I can't live if I pee!

32. On Mother's Day, the class organized a discussion about a key word that summarized the image of mother. I asked my deskmate: What impressed me most about my mother was that she was frugal. By the way, will your mother save money? She just looked up at my face and shook her head into a rattle: in your dreams! No appointment!

Thirty-three, sisters are embarrassed to eat chicken legs in the restaurant. It's too barbaric. Son: Nothing, let's eat. You see, my mother eats directly. I smiled shyly: my aunt is a lady, my mother is a man, and one or two goods next to her make up the knife: yes, I testify to be a fool.

34. After school, my son brought home a cardboard box and held it carefully. I asked him what it was. He said it was the pet snail of the little girl at the same table and asked him to keep it for a few days. The little girl got sick and caught a cold, afraid of infecting snails.

35. Chatting with a friend, she said she was bored recently. I asked what was going on. Recently, an engaged man has been having an affair with her and doesn't know what to do. I asked him if he wanted to sleep with you or not. If he knew this clearly, he wouldn't be bored. Everyone said no.

Thirty-six, go and play with your buddies. When taking a walk after dinner. This guy told me all the way because his girlfriend broke up with him. Then he said, you said that she was fucked by me so many times and then broke up with me. Where are the pictures? The landlord blurted out. A dress has become smaller after being worn for a long time, so it needs to be changed for a bigger one.

At thirty-seven, my eldest niece went home. After dinner, my sister washed the fruit, and my niece brought it out, saying that I was the elder who took it first. As soon as I reached out, my eldest niece patted my hand: I told you to hold it first. No wonder you are single. Next time, you must remember that ladies come first! ! ! After that, I took the biggest apple and left happily!

Thirty-eight, the daughter-in-law is about to give birth. She went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound. If she wants to know whether it is a boy or a girl, she asks the doctor, What do you think of our child's name? Doctor: A little sissy. .

Thirty-nine, a buddy and a colleague won a box of TT in a bet, and just returned to his room at night, his father said excitedly: daughter-in-law! Our silly child has come to his senses. I saw a condom in his coat pocket! Mom: Huh? Old man, my son won't go to miss, will he? His father: Don't talk nonsense! Young ladies prepare their own set!

Forty, my girlfriend said she had a backache and went to the hospital for examination today. When I arrived, the doctor asked me to make a film. When she went out, she said shyly, I am so excited. Who is the director? Can the hero invite Song Joong Ki? I can do it for free! . . . Then I went for a massage. Arrived in the ward, the goods added: I didn't expect to have a sex scene! You won't be jealous! I have to ask the doctor what floor the psychiatric department is on!

Forty-one, life is like a line, there are always some small bumps that cannot be solved; Life is like a vine, summing up several bitter melons; Life is like a road, how can there be no potholes? Life is like tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will be bitter for a while; Sunshine is always after the storm, and after the storm is a rainbow. It's good to cry. Crying is a symbol of healing. Appreciate and ponder. Don't cry too long. If the wound becomes wet after scabbing, it will be infected again.

Forty-two years ago, a telecom called home to sell broadband to my mother. He said he would subscribe to broadband for a year and get a cat. Mom was surprised and refused. He said there were dogs at home, and cats were not allowed.

Forty-three, my best friend divorced her husband a while ago. I met my best friend in the street at noon, holding my husband's arm, and saw my puzzled expression pulled aside. They made up. They took new wedding photos and deliberately hung ugly people on the bedside of the bedroom. Every day when I see the ugly figure in the wedding photos, I feel that now both of them are so beautiful and appreciate each other, and it feels like falling in love!

Forty-four, I: Mom. I want to go out with a woman. Mom: OK. Take this thousand dollars. Then I saw a familiar figure floating in and took a closer look. It was my dad! ! ? Me: Dad, why are you here? How did you know I was here? Dad: Silly boy, give me half the money. I don't know what cigarettes taste like for half a month. Me: No, I have an appointment with a net friend! Dad: Don't be silly. That woman's micro-signal is my trumpet plus yours.

Forty-five, not long ago, a new male colleague asked me: Why do single guys in our unit call you Jiu Ge? Are you ranked Laojiu in China? I replied faintly: they love to call it that, and I can't help it! Until yesterday, my beautiful sister came to see me at work. This morning, this new colleague came to me with a smile and said, Uncle, did you have breakfast? What do you want to eat? My treat!