April Fool's Classic Greetings

In our daily life, everyone has used greetings to some extent. With greetings, people can express their good wishes to others. What are the greetings you know? The following are the classic April Fool's greetings I carefully arranged for reference only. Let's have a look.

April Fool's Classic Greetings 1 1. I refused you to practice your fighting spirit. I misunderstood you to teach you tolerance. I sent you a message so that you don't get angry when something happens. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

2. Where have you been? Let me find it easily, pick up the children at the school gate and bring a one-yuan steamed bread home. Don't forget, or go home and kneel on the washboard.

3, April Fool's Day is here, I will give you a trick: I am stupid, although I am happy; Look at people stupid, smile without saying a word; If you want to be happier, fool your friends. How stupid and happy, come and participate.

This is a beautifully designed short message. Swing the phone up and down, and you will see wonderful patterns ... Is it interesting to swing the phone back and forth?

5. A drunk was carrying an empty wine bottle, muttering, "I won't drink even if I die." Idiot, it's you.-Happy April Fool's Day.

6. People say that you are blessed with big ears, and you have been blessed with big ears since you were a child. Why else didn't the neighbor's fat pig sell for a year? Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

7. Stupid days, stupid places, stupid people, and the integration of ancient and modern heaven and earth; You fool me, I fool him (her), he (her) fools you, and the true feelings in the world are passing. Happy April Fool's Day!

8, Bai Le fool first, no fool is unhappy; April Fool's Day is dominated by stupidity. Let's put aside all dogma, all reserve and enjoy our stupidity! I wish you a proper degree of stupidity and endless happiness!

9. There is a lazy cat in your house. It looks so ugly. I always advise you to throw it away. But you always say: the husband doesn't think his wife is ugly, and the son doesn't think his family is poor. April Fool's Day fool must belong to you! Happy holidays!

10, boyfriend said to girlfriend: I will love you forever. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend doubtfully: What is forever? The boyfriend replied, "I will always love you after I die." Haha, happy April Fool's Day.

1 1. Stupidity is not your fault, and you can't be blamed for being stupid. If you want to complain, you can only complain: you look like a person, but your mind is full of pig thoughts. April 1, I wish you a fool: Happy April Fool's Day.

12. Today is April Fool's Day. In the spirit of celebrating the festival, I will send you a short message. Don't call me heartless. I miss you very much. I don't know that I miss you and still love you. Alas, if today is not April Fool's Day!

13, a fool is also a kind of happiness' freedom'; A fool is also a kind of happiness' carefree'; Fools are also a kind of concern. April Fool's Day gives you health and happiness.

14, a literary talent who is good at poetry, a martial art who is good at dancing, a glib eloquence, a generalist who is both civil and military, an omnipotent wizard, a genius who sends messages, and a fool who reads messages. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

15, honey, your ears are big, your stomach is fat, you lie down and snore, you stand and groan, your clothes are in your hands, your food is in your mouth, even if the price is high, you don't want to sell it. I wish April Fool's husband, pig, silly to eat and sleep, sleep and eat.

16. Today is April Fool's Day. I want to send you a short message. But when I think about why I can't get along with a pig, you will be on your way in two days, so let you have a happy April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day, piggy.

17, notice of entering a higher school: according to your positive performance on weekdays, you are allowed to enter a higher school. The time is three days later. I hope you can get ready and go to the monastery as soon as possible. Hey hey, happy April Fool's Day!

18. People as smart as Brother Yixiuge often say, "Have a rest." You are a "fool" who knows how to make money by working in a new era. April Fool's Day is coming. I hope you can be a "happy fool" who combines work and pleasure.

19, the autumn wind starts, and the autumn wind is cut for you; Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take it home to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

20, my poor friend, why are you always "misplaced": presiding over the funeral, you say: distant guests please stay! Hosting the wedding, you sang: good flowers don't bloom often, good times don't often!

2 1, I accidentally fell down today, and something rolled off my body with your name on it, which reminds me of you. So far away, I just want to ask you gently: when will I pay back a dime? Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Forgive me for not texting you on other holidays, not because I don't miss you, but because I don't know where to start. Today is your holiday, and I can finally say to you loudly, dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

April 1 day, April Fool's Day. Fool friends, increase feelings, fool colleagues, be happy, fool classmates, have more fun and fool you. On April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness, be happy, smile and have a happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is coming, and I will teach you a quick way to know whether you are stupid or not. As follows: extend your right hand, palm down, quickly put down your thumb, and then quickly put down any two fingers. Yes, the answer is you two!

On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village, and all the piglets were hiding in the house. Only a pig staring at his mobile phone and reading text messages is hanging outside. When the wolf saw it, he wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his cell phone and said, if you touch me, I'll call the police!

26, April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing is given to the stupidest you: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

27. I saw you yesterday. Really, the weather is fine, the sun is shining and the sea is blue. You are standing on the warm beach, and I can't help touching you. Hey, you little bastard's pretty hard. Hey, hey, happy April Fool's Day.

28, friends and colleagues come and watch, animal expert show. Cats can dance, and mice are better than elephants. Dogs sing, cows give birth to unicorns and pigs give birth to elephants. Mules and horses can talk, turtles can read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

29. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

On April 30th, April 1 April Fool's Day, I lied to Liu Xiang that he was limping and had a high IQ, and he was not bad-looking. I didn't want to be fooled: Please don't go to dinner, don't give a big gift, and don't reply to such news! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, tell you the seven precepts after meals: First, stop smoking, second, eat fruit immediately, third, relax your belt, drink tea immediately when tempted, fifth, walk, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? Happy April Fool's Day!

32, you are a dark horse, stand out from the crowd; You are a white horse with an enviable princess; You are a swift horse, and a young man gallops a thousand miles with success. I will always like you, especially the feeling of holding you. Happy April Fool's Day!

According to the Meteorological Observatory, aliens from outer space will be sent to the street today to find their companions left behind when they visited the earth. I thought they were talking about you, so I immediately took to the streets and shouted: I want to go home! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. Today's April Fool's Day, "Yu Ji" wishes you happiness, not stupid at all, "fool in love" wishes you true feelings, not stupid at all, "Today" wishes you a wide range of financial resources every year, and "Healthy Fool" wishes you good health and a good mood!

35. Birds are singing in the flowers, and running water is echoing in the valley. Your smile is always in my heart. If you can't see you, you will panic, and if you can't find you, you will be crazy. My lovely dog, where have you been? Happy April Fool's Day!

36. If all the pies that fell from the sky today unfortunately hit you; If all the shit on the road today is unfortunately trampled by you; Then, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Happy April Fool's Day!

37. Happiness is like a pig. Eat and sleep, four seasons are not busy, and every month is very happy. I heard that you often feel that there is a gap between reality and reality. The leader has instructions to give you a day off, live a pig's life and enjoy the happiness of the pig.

38. I use happiness as a fishing rod and happiness as the bait of stupidity, just waiting for your stupidity to take the bait, and then I knock you unconscious with a wishful stick. April Fool's Day, I have taken out my fishing rod, just waiting for you to take the bait. Happy April Fool's Day!

39. Quiz: Smart, Humorous, Handsome and Charming. Test results: quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. April Fool's Day is coming. We should follow the attitude that everyone is stupid and everyone is stupid, and follow the principle that no matter whether it is true or false, a fool is a good word, and carry the stupid thing through to the end.

4 1. To be a man, you should leave a place for a fool, do stupid things, live like a fool, and do stupid things with a career. I found you playing with water today, a fish that escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

42, April Fool's Day should be careful, and the reason for deceiving people is very justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!

43. Honest people began to be sensible today, even joking. You don't lie when you talk at ordinary times, but you lie today. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, and fools won't get angry. April Fool's Day is here. May you be ecstatic with happiness!

44. In the zoo, there is a new baboon, which is as ugly as any other. I went to see it that day and threw up! You went to see it, too. The baboon vomited ... I was bored. Why is the difference between people so big? Happy April Fool's Day!

45. To tell the truth today, I already have her in my heart. Beauty, gentleness and kindness have been in my heart for a long time. Now we are going to get married and live happily as a family. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, fool, you are her in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

46. If someone confesses to you today, don't refuse it as a joke, because many people are willing to tell the truth today. Don't let the beautiful fate miss, don't turn a blind eye to the happy love. Happy April Fool's Day!

47, Xiaohua Mall in China, cute and clever, put on a new dress, beautiful and fashionable, send a small photo for you to see, the pixel is not high enough, come up with a clever idea, find a big mirror, you look inside. Hee hee, happy April fool's day

48. I was really happy last night. I touched it left and right and had sex with the fairy. The egg cake was on the bar. Life is so heroic, silver dollar is at the waist, happy dreams are made every day, and wife and children are healthy and happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

49. Want to get rich? See if there are stars in the sky. I don't think so. Then close your eyes and start to reverse ten times, and then turn ten times. You can see the stars when you open your eyes. Haha, you are going to make a fortune. Congratulations! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

In fact, everyone is in urgent need of "pleasure". It is better to give people "pleasure" than "stupidity". So this April Fool's Day, I give you "pleasure" instead of "stupidity". May you be happy every day, every month and people's day!

Classic April Fool's greeting: 2 1, April Fool's Day, cheat you and have fun together. There is no limit to stupid fun. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. Have a happy smile and have a happy life with you. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. No matter how I lie, God will forgive me. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day to you.

May you be happy every day, every month and People's Day!

5, April Fool's Day blessing, laughter!

6. April Fool's Day is better than playing silly with you!

7. Send you a happy April Fool's Day and be happy with you.

8. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

9. On April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish you "silly" to keep pace with the times and sink "silly" into yan zhen.

10, April Fool's Day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!

1 1, I wish you a happy "happy" person: you are capable and stupid, you are naive and stupid; To a fool, life is like water.

12, I wish a fool success and be laughed at by a fool!

13, the greatest kindness is dedication; The greatest stupidity is self-deception. May your life be happy and casual!

14, I am in a good mood. Think it over, it is best to be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, send you a lucky one, April Fool's Day will be very lucky.

16, send you a blessing, April Fool's Day received blessings and wealth.

17, I wish you a fool, Yue Longmen, there are fools every year!

18, April Fool's Day, please laugh, congratulations, a brand-new fool was born.

19, stupid, happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

20. There is a festival called April Fool's Day, and there is a blessing called the blessing of fools. Happy April Fool's Day and Happy Holidays!

2 1, wisdom or stupidity, happiness is the first element. April Fool's Day, Happy April Fool's Day!

22, the most lovely shape, the most lively behavior, the most cheerful April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

23. Your holiday will finally come tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Pay attention to April Fool's Day, happy April Fool's Day, insincere April Fool's Day, happy April Fool's Day!

25. Fools are the most beautiful on April Fool's Day. Look at you! Hey hey, happy April Fool's Day!

26. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

27. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

28, today is your holiday April Fool's Day, you must be "stupid" quickly!

29. Send you a sincere April Fool's Day.

30, send you a happiness, good luck on April Fool's Day.