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New Year greetings are short and interesting.

1, it's the New Year. I wish you a prosperous career, sunny mood, upside-down salary, unlimited future scenery, romantic love and happy games in the new year.

No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how smart I am, I will fall brick by brick. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let others find them. Now I will pay a New Year call to you and make others envy you. Happy New Year!

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Happy New Year!

4. I want to give you a red envelope for the New Year and find that the balance of Alipay is insufficient. I can only send short messages to wish you a happy new year!

In the new year, I hope your troubles are less and less like your hair.

6. I quietly put the wishes and hopes of the New Year on the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

7. When the New Year comes, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

8. At 0: 00, the bells all over the world ring and the New Year train leaves on time. It carried an unforgettable New Year's Day and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

9, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.

10, there is a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!