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New Year greetings are short and interesting.
No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives. No matter how smart I am, I will fall brick by brick. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let others find them. Now I will pay a New Year call to you and make others envy you. Happy New Year!
If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Happy New Year!
4. I want to give you a red envelope for the New Year and find that the balance of Alipay is insufficient. I can only send short messages to wish you a happy new year!
In the new year, I hope your troubles are less and less like your hair.
6. I quietly put the wishes and hopes of the New Year on the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!
7. When the New Year comes, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, can't eat, come back!
8. At 0: 00, the bells all over the world ring and the New Year train leaves on time. It carried an unforgettable New Year's Day and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!
9, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.
10, there is a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!
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