Classic funny little miss short message daquan

1, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

It seems that we have experienced a reincarnation. In a blink of an eye, we are old and meet again. You don't know me, so I have to stretch out my finger to let you guess: your past life, my present life and my doomed fate are all hidden in my palm print.

3. You are a dragonfly with broken wings in the wind: you look weak, but you never give up, like an immortal spirit singing immortal songs in adversity; From then on, I learned sadness and yearning.

4, there is no way to express my feelings, love, far more than everything; It's not important to pay. Those vivid stories are all in blowing in the wind, leaving only gratitude deeply rooted in the skin, which falls to the ground every night.

5. Plain is more legendary than legend. As long as you are willing, you can look back: youth is full of frustration, # # # encounters ice; The tenderness you left behind, the little heat, will not cool on my lips after a thousand years.

6. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

7. Now I can tell you that this is not a joke, my words are my heart; Rejection needs no excuse, and any explanation is redundant; It's not that I don't know how to indulge I don't want to trade a temporary mistake for a lifetime of pain.

8. I never despise poverty, but I despise frivolity; I appreciate elegant manners, but I will never be moved by sweet words; I firmly believe that hard work can change everything, and simple quality is more precious and moving than gorgeous appearance.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

10, the weather is always cool recently, so it won't be foggy when it cools down. Zhuge Chibi borrowed the east wind, and I took the cold wave to send my blessing. The cold wave is coming, and I wish I had a cotton-padded jacket inside. Wear it in cold weather to keep out the cold. May you be healthy forever!

1 1, catch up with the sunshine and enjoy its warmth; Look up at the blue sky and feel the vast blue sky; Climb the mountain and learn about the towering mountains; Travel the sea and appreciate the vastness of the sea; Bless your friends and look forward to their happiness! It's cold, keep warm!

12, there are many words of blessing, as long as there is my blessing. There are many greetings, as long as there are my greetings. Stored a lot of short messages, just me. It's cold, remember to add clothes properly!

13, blessing is not firecrackers, it ends when it rings; Blessing is not a stove, it will be cold after the fire; Blessing is not fashionable, and it will fade when it is out of date; Blessing is a sentence condensed from countless days of concern. It's cold, take care of yourself!

14, worried about listening to the rain at night, missing you in winter, and the cold is still going on. Send warm greetings, which are comparable to sunshine and sent to your heart. I wish you all the best, be healthy in cold weather, live a happy life and always have a sweet smile!

15, only those who learn to be at ease can find freedom, and only those who learn to forget can find relaxed and considerate people with friends around them. Cold or not, chilling is chilling. May your warmth bring more people. Bless you!

16. Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, bypassed the mountains, ate together and drank soup together. Although you never reply to my text messages, I still remind you, Bajie, it's cold, go out and wear a Taoist robe!

17, this message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I am responsible to tell you that the warm air has cooled down. Let me say something very professional. It's very cold. Put more grass in the nest!

18, it's cold, caring about friends' humorous messages.

19. In the war, a soldier crawled towards the target in order to complete the task. He crawled and crawled slowly, then crawled and crawled, and he froze to death. This story reminds us that good health is the most important measure to keep warm in cold weather.

20. May the cold wind blow away with troubles, snowflakes dance with happiness, happiness shines in winter, and information is conveyed with heart. Don't forget to add clothes when it is cold. Health is the most important!

2 1, another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It is hard to run around all day. When it's cold, don't forget to add clothes, cherish your health and add meals, and cherish your friendship for a long time. I can't say too much about SMS. I just hope my friends are healthier!

22. There is one thing that I have been unable to say. Come on, I'm afraid you're paranoid, and I'm even more afraid you're unhappy; Anyway, I'm afraid you'll lose face, and I'm even more afraid you'll catch cold in the cold wind. On second thought, I'd better say it. It's cold, don't wear open-backed pants!

23, a text message, a greeting, a hug, a look, a scarf; It's cold, put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!

24, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember that it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you sneeze carelessly, please remember that it must be me thinking of you!

25. A dime can't buy mellow coffee, a dime can't buy exquisite roses and a dime can't buy sweet chocolate, but a dime can convey my thoughts and wishes to you! It's cold, pay attention to your health!

26. Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has caused a very bad impact on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow!

27. Confucius, the most holy teacher: After the son fell in love, he said: Love is like a husband! That's all.

28. What happened? I dialed your cell phone just now. After * * * rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area first and then the number. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed!

29. Lovers will eventually buckle meat, and pig pockets will appear in lovers' eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

30. There is a saying that I have been afraid to confess. I know I'm poor, but I've always had a crush on you. Now I finally have money. I can proudly say: boss, I bought that pig head!

3 1, a girl asked a boy: Who do you think is the class flower in our class? Boy: You are not a class flower, but you are also beautiful. Girl: What do you think I am? Boy: I am the monitor, and you are my girl. Just call it a zebra!

32. It's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?

33. It's wonderful to think of you. I stuffed a leg of roast lamb in Xinjiang. I miss you very fat, but it's heavy in my heart. Being single is a mountain road, falling in love is a road, and breaking up is a fork in the road. Find a way, marriage is a dead end, divorce is a road, bigamy is a highway, no lover is a dead end, and too many lovers are also dead ends. Hey, which way are you going?

34. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

35. I know But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! Hey, how are you now? You must dump your husband and come with me.

36. I have a dream that I really want to be your cup: get up every day and kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, and always hold me in your hand. I can't live without you for a day and love me forever.

37. I miss you, just like a cowherd trying to weave a girl, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, and I dumped you, just like a monkey breaking corn.

38. I now feel that God has harmed me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?

How many times have I told you to go to bed early at night and not to go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

40. Why do women say such a sentence after being injured: Find an honest man to get married. . . We honest people provoke whoever we recruit!

4 1, watt: I stared at the boiling water in the teapot for a long time and finally understood why love can make people crazy. What is its driving force?

42. Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating!

43. If you ask me, how I feel about you: I care about you! If I have to add an adjective to this feeling, it is: I only care about you!

44. If you go to the toilet, I will be your toilet paper. If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

Love is a kind of hope. This hope may turn into disappointment. * * * means pain and transition. When hope is dashed, * * * is over.

46. On Valentine's Day, whether you are in love with employment or laid off in love, whether you change careers or are single and unemployed in love, whether you are lovelorn and talk about re-employment, I wish you sweet love.

47. Ford: You and your girlfriend went out for a ride by car. I dare ask you, are you driving a Ford?

48. My girlfriend complained that her husband said: When you were in love, you picked me up at the company gate every day, and now you are still at home. The husband replied, I knew this road well before I got married. Now, there is no need to take you away.

49. Now watch CCTV 1. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. Some people are dead, some people are injured, some people are missing, and some people are fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am?

50. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I chased and chased on the ground. Give me a chance!

5 1, m: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

When my sister sold you a lovely girl and said good night, I felt that you were different from others in his heart. You deserve it. Spare tire ATM encyclopedia data filtering scanner free mail free photography free logistics free food express.

53. It's my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart.

54. In the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. You seem indifferent, but you make me feel boring. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to know that you stepped on my foot.

55. That hot girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs!

56. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

As you said, there are no words to express your feelings. It's like something is stuck in my heart. There are only two words, and that is to miss you!

58. marry me I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing. Promise me?

59. There is an explanation about meeting called fate. There is a belief in life called samsara. For me, there is a complex called missing! If there is reincarnation, I hope to have you in every life!

60. Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is closed, care is not connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen!

6 1, prescription: Valentine's Day SMS; Ingredients: sincerity, sincerity, words; Function indications: enhance the feelings of couples and couples; Shelf life: life; Taboo: never separate; Usage and dosage: once taken, valid for life.

62. Eat tofu once, burn your heart once, talk about love once and kill once. You can't germinate if you sow in cement. Put on a mask and kiss your head. I haven't seen anyone by texting all the time, so I'm willing to miss someone! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!

64. Love means giving your heart, always paying attention to each other, keeping every smile in mind, and paying no regrets for the person you love.

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