Childhood articles

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( 1)

Dangdang, he knocked on the door.

The door opened and a man stuck his head out.

"Brother, do you need a lamp?"

He is a salesman.

"You uncle!"

He paused and said:

"Brother, new products, you can have a look."

"You big ye! ! "

Didn't say the wrong thing, he thought:

"Brother, don't swear unless you buy a lamp."

"You big ye! ! ! Listen, am I a brother? ! "

He looked at it carefully,

It is a girl.

That's it,

Even if they know each other.

(2)

Monday

"Girl, do you need a lamp?"

"No need."

Tuesday

"Girl, do you need a lamp?"

"No need!"

Wednesday

"Girl, need a table. . "

"no! Need! Yes! "

Thursday

"Girl, what do you need?"

"In addition to the desk lamp! ! "

Friday

"Girl, do you need a boyfriend?"

"。 . 。"

That's it,

They are together.

(3)

Some people think he is unreliable,

How to fall in love with someone so quickly?

Some people think she is sloppy,

Why did you promise him so quickly?

He said,

This is called love at first sight.

She said,

This is called weak will.

(4)

That day,

He took her to the movies.

He thought,

When it comes to any touching plot,

Hold her hand.

Or,

When it comes to any touching plot,

Put your arm on her shoulder.

however

The movie is over,

He didn't succeed either

He is timid?

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He's asleep?

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As it turns out,

What they saw that day was:

Confucius

(5)

The movie is over,

He sent her home.

She rubbed her hands,

Said:

"My hands are cold"

After he listened to it,

Like a man,

I gave her my gloves.

This time,

It turned into his hands getting cold.

(6)

He said:

"My hands are cold."

She said:

"Put it in your pocket."

He snickered:

"My trouser pockets are full!"

She smiled too,

"Put it in the down jacket pocket."

(7)

He blocked his pockets,

Said:

"My down jacket has no pockets!"

"What shall we do?"

"This won't get cold."

Go ahead,

He held her hand.

Just three seconds later,

He let go.

Why?

She's at home.

(8)

She went upstairs,

He goes home by car.

Along the way,

I am very happy.

Get out of the car,

And crazy,

Keep running.

Later, someone asked him:

"So happy?"

"Bullshit,"

He said,

"I left my mobile phone in the car!"

(9)

One day,

She called him.

"Do you really like me? ~"

"Yes!"

He said firmly.

"I am not a good girl ~"

"Nothing, I don't care."

He said firmly.

"I have made several objects before ~"

"Nothing, I don't care."

He said firmly.

"Actually, I'm not a girl, I'm a man."

"Nothing, I don't care."

He said firmly.

Three seconds later,

He said:

"Wait, what did you just say?"

( 10)

He knew,

She likes practical jokes,

Just like above.

She likes to use other people's mobile phones.

Call him,

Let him guess who it is.

"Guess who I am?"

"You are my girlfriend."

"Guess again."

"You are my wife."

"hey."

After a long time,

This has become a habit.

Every time I see a strange phone,

As soon as he answered the phone,

Just say:

"You are my wife ~"

At noon that day,

Another strange phone call.

He replied:

"You are my wife!"

On the other end of the phone,

There is a familiar voice.

"I am your mother, son, and my mother lost her mobile phone."

"。 . . Hello, auntie, I'm your son's classmate, and he's out. "

( 1 1)

Every time I go out to play,

She always asks him where he is going.

He said, "Let's go to the movies."

She said, "No, there is nothing to see."

He said, "Let's play billiards."

She said, "If you don't go, you can't beat me."

He said, "Then you still ask me."

She said, "You can help me eliminate the wrong answer."

He said: ". . . "

She said, "Go shopping."

He said, "Go!"

She likes his democracy,

He likes her dictatorship.

They all enjoyed it.

( 12)

He is a student,

She is also a student,

Their university is far away.

An hour and a half's drive.

Phone calls and text messages,

This has become the main way for them to contact.

One night,

He received a text message: "Honey, come quickly."

He ran out like crazy,

I'm afraid she is in danger.

Just arrived at the downstairs of her dormitory,

Another message: "Come down to your dormitory and I'll find you."

The text message was sent an hour and a half ago.

His phone rang,

He pressed the answer key,

Before I could speak,

Listen:

"I am downstairs in your dormitory!"

He innocently said a sentence:

"。 . . I'm also downstairs in your dormitory. "

"Your uncle's China mobile!"

Two people said at the same time.

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( 13)

As a result, that day,

Neither of them went back to the dormitory,

They went to an express hotel.

He insisted on sleeping on the sofa,

Insist on it again and again

The principle of "prohibiting premarital OOXX behavior".

She said,

"。 . . I'm afraid you will catch a cold. "

He said,

"You told me that I was freezing to death."

( 14)

The next day,

They both caught a cold.

She said:

"It's all your fault!"

Say that finish,

I sneezed twice.

He said:

"I was wrong, it was all my fault."

I haven't finished yet,

I sneezed eighteen times.

Both of them laughed.

( 15)

She is lazy,

I am too lazy to take medicine when I am sick.

He said,

"You wait for me."

When he came back,

I have a pack of medicine in my hand.

"Buy so much? ! "She said.

He: "Well, we just need the medicine for cancer."

She: ". . . Why not buy it? "

He: ". . . If you buy it, you can't use it. "

She: "Why not?"

He: "If you stink again, I will let you use Yunnan Baiyao!" "

She: ". . . "

( 16)

He is a man with strange ideas.

On this day,

He recorded a passage on the tape,

Romantic poems written by myself.

I sent it to her.

The next day,

She said,

This song is very nice.

He believes that,

She prefers songs to poems.

So,

He recorded another paragraph on the tape,

I sang my own song.

I sent it to her.

The next day,

She said,

The story is quite good.

He asked her:

Why don't you listen to the tape?

She said helplessly:

"I searched the whole dormitory building, but I couldn't find a tape recorder that could play tapes!"

"Then how dare you say what's on the tape?"

"I guess."

"How did you guess?"

"Find it yourself!"

A tape recording his poems,

This is an album by Michael Jackson.

A tape with his songs on it,

It is Grandpa Sun Zhen who tells ghost stories.

(XVII)

According to legend,

At the top of the Ferris wheel,

Kiss the person you love,

Can last forever.

He asked her:

Do you know the legend of the Ferris wheel?

She shook her head.

He said,

I'll take you there,

You will know.

At the highest point of the Ferris wheel,

He doesn't know,

She is afraid of heights.

Tragedy, tragedy, tragedy,

While he was meditating,

When I held her,

Have a rest at a nearby McDonald's.

"By the way, you haven't told me the legend of the Ferris wheel."

"Legend has it that at the top of the Ferris wheel,

Kiss the person you love,

It will exist forever. "

She was silent for a few seconds,

Ask, "Have you heard the legend of McDonald's?"

"No, that's what. . "

He hasn't finished yet,

She kissed it gently.

She asked, "Do you know what the legend of McDonald's is?"

He nodded again and again.

( 18)

One night,

She called him crying,

"I dreamed that you didn't want me!"

He thought about it,

He said: "I dreamed that China won the football World Cup."

"Impossible! ! Your dream is too fake. "

"Well, I think it's your dream, too."

(XIX)

He took her to the party,

And his friends,

Let's sing together.

He ordered a song "Only Love You",

Then he stood up, took the microphone and said:

"The following song is dedicated to my wife!"

Therefore,

From stereo,

Familiar music came from gorgeous.

"I rub, who changed it to' love business' for me! ! "

He lit it.

Everyone tricked them into singing,

Some people say,

Sing "Love in Hiroshima".

He got angry at once,

Said: "Love in Hiroshima" as long as it is sung by lovers,

You must break up.

She walked up happily,

I ordered a song "You will marry me today",

Then,

Actively sing the male part,

He's playing again.

But,

He is very happy.

(20)

He likes drinking.

Too much to drink,

I like telling the truth.

One day,

He got together with his brothers,

Too much to drink.

Her phone rang,

It's him.

"I really like you. . . @#￥@￥! ￥#。 . . Honey, I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow. "

She was at a loss,

But my heart is warm.

It's not the first sentence that warms her,

But,

The last sentence.

(2 1)

The next day,

His wine woke up,

Bought her breakfast and delivered it.

"I drank too much yesterday. What did you say? "

"I said everything."

"I depend. . . Really? ! "

"Well, your bank password is 482334."

"I depend. . . I didn't wear underwear yesterday? "

"。 . . Let's not talk about this. "

"Great ~"

"。 . . Say it now. "

"。 . . . . 。"

(22)

They are at odds.

It's nothing,

Is that she plays QQ with others to fight the landlord,

I ignored him all day. One day is not a problem,

Just,

The other person is her ex-boyfriend.

She is a harmless person,

He knows.

We can be friends after breaking up,

He knows.

But he's just awkward.

"Don't play with others next time, ok?"

"Are you jealous ~ ~"

" En = = "

"Ha, what a suck, who let you forget what day it was yesterday!"

He paused,

I suddenly remembered.

Yesterday was his father's birthday,

He didn't say anything,

Give her a hug.

Make a phone call,

"Hey, Dad, happy birthday."

Before you hang up,

He said,

"Dad, I found a filial daughter-in-law for you."

(23)

That's it,

He has a girlfriend,

His family will know.

"Take it home and show it to your grandparents first."

His father said.

"aye? You and my mother don't watch? "

He asked.

"Go through your grandparents first."

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