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Greeting humorous sentences

1, miss opposite, are you happy? Do you have a lover now? If not, can we talk?

Among thousands of people, I met the person I wanted to meet, neither earlier nor later, and happened to catch up.

Get up early and stretch, smile in front of the mirror, take a deep breath and adjust your mind.

I was introduced by a friend. They said I was honest and sincere and would hurt people, so they introduced me to you.

Don't you know that you have a refined and extraordinary temperament, which deeply attracts others?

At first, I thought I wouldn't meet love. I didn't expect to believe it until I met you. Love is like this.

7. Tell me why you are so cute. Before I met you, I didn't expect to chat with such a lovely girl.

I really want to know you, but I don't know how, so I just came to say hello. Do you mind?

9. A bird song in the morning brings a day's greeting; A flower in spring brings greetings to the season; Today's short message sends a year's greetings! Greet friends, everything goes well and everything goes well.

10, hey, wait a minute, I only have one minute. If I don't say hello to you, I think I will regret it for the rest of my life. Because I think you are very friendly and I really want to know you.