The joke I want to tell my wife ~ ~ By the way, my wife doesn't understand colds! ! Please write more ~ ~ Thank you 1.

1. I asked a friend what the password was for his photo album. He gave me a string of 17 English "cptbtptpbcptdtptp". I was surprised and asked, "How can you remember it for so long?" He replied weakly: "Don't spit grape skin if you eat grapes, and spit grape skin if you don't eat grapes!"

2. There is a meat steamed stuffed bun. One day, he went to drink, but he was drunk, so he walked with a telephone pole, vomited and turned into steamed bread.

The painter stood on the ladder and painted the ceiling of the mental hospital. After a while, a patient came up to him. "Sir, please hold the pen hard, but don't let go!" " "I have it, no problem." "Well, I'll move this ladder and use it.

4. On the way to work, the phone rang, "What, it's closed? ! ""Yes, it closed at 7 o'clock. " "Really sealed?" "It's really sealed!" Quickly tell the driver: "The highway is closed!"

A man named Huang worships soldiers very much. He named his son Huang Jun. ..

One day, I sent my son to school. When I was approaching the bus stop, I suddenly saw the No.8 bus that my son took to school coming. I quickly shouted to my son, "Huang Jun, run, the No.8 bus is coming."

6. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river and went home without catching anything.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

7. Finally, it's not a joke, but it's interesting.

Father and daughter sit in a row on the plane. Her father, he's over 30. This girl, very smart, seems to be only in Grade One or Two. The stewardess handed out food. As soon as the little girl got it, she opened it happily and ate it. She may be hungry.

Her father: "Did you thank your aunt?"

The little girl is very cute and says, "Thank you, Aunt."

Her father: "tell aunt that you are really beautiful."

The little girl suddenly changed her tone: "Aunt, my dad says you are really beautiful. My dad likes your type. "

Her father froze, and the stewardess said happily, "Do you want beef rice or egg noodles?"

The little girl still said, "No, he thinks beauty is better than eating."

Her father said awkwardly, "Beef rice."

Then, the stewardess left. Father and daughter are talking again, but the tone is not father and daughter at all, but the kind of buddy who knows her sister very well. The little girl is also very young.

Her father: "I just said that!" " "

Little girl: "Come on, I don't know what you're thinking! Will you stop doing this! You started when my mother was away. Do you think you are so energetic? "

Her father turned green: "Eat yours! If you talk nonsense again, I won't take you out! "

Little girl: "Oh, please don't take me out before it's too late. I think it's unnecessary for me to be here now. I said you can do it. You are content to find my mother. It is said that the prostitute was my father's lover in his last life, which surprised me. How did I like you in my last life! "

Her father was furious with him. ......

Everyone next to him bowed their heads and smiled. ...