Humorous birthday cards and text messages.

1. Maybe this time is the frontier of destiny takes a hand. Otherwise, how can there be such an expectation? I really want to brand your name in my heart and become a docking point for my feelings. Birthday for you!

I remember your birthday in my mind. I want to express my blessing to you in a few words. I sincerely wish you happiness for a long time and wish to bring you happiness and good luck quietly. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, I can't stay with you or give you my warmth. I can only keep my wish. May you be happy every day! Happy birthday, a dream come true!

On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, and your mood is like Sprite, which will always shine.

6. On your birthday today, I use the piano of friendship to gently play happy notes and harmonious birthday wishes as a gift to you: May you have the next 365 beautiful days.

7. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you all the best in Pepsi and Fanta. Wow, every day, every month in Pepsi and every year in Gao Legao, your mood is like Sprite, which will always be eye-catching.

8. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................

9. Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is. The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

10. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you all the best in Pepsi and Fanta. Happy Pepsi every month, which is held every year in Gao Legao and will always attract attention.

1 1. The world will be ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

12. The world will be ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

13. Today is your birthday. You should first thank the country for making your life stable, then thank your parents for giving you life and your wife for making your life progress. The most important thing is to thank my friend for sending you a dime birthday greeting message!

14. A lover is a flower, and you don't want to spill it on your hand; Friends are chopped green onion, wherever you need to catch it; Love is a twist, you will think of it when you are hungry. Happy birthday to chopped green onion!

15. Today is a special day for you, and I want to send my sincere wishes here. Happy birthday, pig, make your plump body and wrinkled face stronger and more wrinkled. Amen!