Funny SMS on Christmas Day and New Year's Day in 29

it's Christmas! Did you hang some smelly socks in front of the bed? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in then! Merry Christmas!

The angel said that as long as you stand in 99 tulips painted with your heart and make a wish, God will hear you. I painted flowers all over the room. Finally, God said to me: Make a wish, son! I said I just want to read the text message. Merry Christmas!

In order to adapt to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a Christmas card at Christmas, just write your message on the largest possible paper money! Hey, hey, it's still me! Merry Christmas!

I want to eat fried rice with eggs today, but I can only eat, not eggs. If you can achieve the separation of eggs and rice, you will be happy with the remaining eggs! If you can change the eggs in fried rice back into complete eggs, round eggs will be happy, too!

There are always some things that can't be forgotten. There are always some people around. Meeting is so wonderful. Life is so beautiful. Work is important, and you should adjust your mood. Sending a text message should be a happy harassment. Merry Christmas!

I am the most predestined relationship in my life. I dream of you every night. I hope you can know and miss you infinitely. In the gentle wind and drizzle, you have acacia wood. In my heart, I will hold your hand all my life and swear to love you the most (see the first word of each sentence).

The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of shooting stars is prayer, and the moment of missing you is touching, and I just want you to be able to read the message. Merry Christmas!

With a touch of sunset, the night falls, and the lanterns are decorated with white snow and pines, and the western world serves China. It is said that it is fashionable, but it is no longer fashionable. Santa Claus unveiled the imperial list and was once the top scholar in high school. I wish you all a merry Christmas!

It is said that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes: one is to wish everyone in the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can have a day off, but please ask for leave first!

If you look up at the night sky tonight and there is a star blinking, it means wishing you peace all your life. There are thousands of stars shining, that is to wish you happiness forever; If there are no stars, it's too many blessings, which eclipses all the stars.

I pick a crescent moon in my hand, two stars on my head, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth, and I come to you with lightning speed: Merry Christmas! Would you like to share Christmas with me?

why is there Christmas? Because I told God that you like snow; Why is there Santa Claus? Because I told God that you like the old man with white beard; Say so much, don't you understand what I mean? Idiot! Merry Christmas to you!

99 Christmas messages

1 I will turn all the good news into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, all the happiness into a cake to thank you, and then say Merry Christmas!

2 I send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my heart, my infatuation is hanging, and my unchanging heart is making materials: Merry Christmas!

3 I silently prayed that Santa Claus would send me a hand-in-hand companion to spend this wonderful Christmas eve in the coming Christmas night, and he gave you to me as a result.

4 Considering that there will be an overwhelming number of blessing messages blocking the network within 24 hours, I have always been far-sighted and smart, and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

5 If a fat old man jumps in from the window every year tonight to catch you and put you in a bag, you don't have to worry, because the Christmas present I want is you.

6 Maybe years will fade the past, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but knowing that the cherished friendship is still sincere will say Merry Christmas to you again!

7 Santa Claus said that happiness means a healthy body, people who love you deeply, and a group of reliable friends. When you receive this message, you will have everything.

8 Christmas used to be gray. This year, with you, everything is different, and my world suddenly becomes bright and colorful. I sincerely thank you.

9 This is the message I sent you three days later. Don't peek. I told you not to look, but to look. Merry Christmas!

1 In this foreigner's festival, I really want to be with you and enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere. However, you and I are separated, so I have to whisper to you here: "Merry Christmas, dear!"

11 I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks, filled with Christmas presents.

It's Christmas. Have you hung smelly socks on the bedside? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in. Merry Christmas!

13 Santa Claus said that he would put presents in our socks this year, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.

14 Merry Christmas and best wishes for happy new year!

15 In this charming Christmas, you hid at home and gave birth to eggs, a bunch of dinosaur eggs, and a small egg, pig. Merry Christmas!

16 Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas? It's not the happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds. It's a happy thought and a happy smile. < P > It's a warm and loving greeting.

17 There has been a question that puzzles me these days. You are obviously not a chicken. Why should everyone wish you a Merry Christmas?

18 Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! Idiot.

19 HI, why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Merry Christmas!

2 I feel, think, see, smell, hear, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, talk, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, only my blessing has arrived.

21 Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can meet together under the tree and make a common wish. Let's love each other for life.

22 If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus, and I am Santa Claus, I wish you a merry Christmas!

23 Please give me a chance to spend time with you on Christmas Eve. Can a small request satisfy me?

24 On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words, affectionate words and exquisite gifts, but only deep wishes from friends. Merry Christmas!

25 On the night of 24th, I will cook two eggs, and I will eat one. It will be a Christmas for you. I wish you a happy holiday!

the dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life, and the ringing bells on Christmas night are my wishes for your happy life.

27 On Christmas Eve, I want to walk into the church with you, ok?

28 It's a long time since I liked you. I really want to waltz with you on this Christmas night and lie down beside you and say softly, I like you very much

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29 Dear, although I can't spend our first Christmas with you, I still want to send you my deep blessing, wishing you a more beautiful tomorrow.

3 The snow is fluttering, the deer bells are flying, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again, with small hands waving and dancing. What a wonderful Christmas day.

31 On this special day, I want to say "Merry Christmas!" "

32 Merry Christmas, Santa Claus? If you are unhappy, send me more gifts. I know you are all shopaholics, and then send gifts after shopping one by one.

33 Merry Christmas wishes the world to be full of peace. I sincerely wish you a happy year. May God bless you. Amen.

34 Merry Christmas! Send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will be fidgeting this Christmas Eve. Do you hear me? Don't laugh at the fool!

35 Friends who have known each other but haven't met each other, can we get together on Christmas Eve?

36 I made a wish to Santa Claus. I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing from Santa Claus to warm your heart and feet.

37 Little witch, Christmas is coming again. I have a blessing for you. I hope you will stop being stupid and have sex. Well, anyway, it's just that you want to be happier than me.

38 On the occasion of Christmas, I have only one thing to tell you. I didn't eat breakfast or lunch today. I'll call on you after work.

39 I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you on the day when snowflakes are flying, and I wish you a merry Christmas!

4 if you are alone now, I wish you a merry Christmas, and if you are in a group, please tell me where you are.

41 I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. The chance of a romantic Christmas night has come. You are as happy as a pig, even more so when you are angry, haha.

42 No gifts this Christmas, only short messages

43 Santa Claus asked, "What day is it today?" The elf said, "Today is Christmas!" " Santa Claus said, "Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day."

44 wine, candles and a big meal, what a perfect Christmas, except for you, my friends and your wallet.

45 honey, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree, and you are cuter than the reindeer, but have you shaved your beard? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus.

46 Listen, Santa's bell. Go and have a look. Why are you back so soon? What, take out the garbage, don't be too anxious!

47 Why are you awake? Open your eyes quickly. I climbed into your bed last night and hid a very special gift under your pillow!

48 may the light of Christmas shine on your every day, and may sunshine and flowers fill your life journey.

49 You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, and Christmas is happy. Oh, where is my Christmas present? Look for it, look for it. Oh, did you get it? I brought you happiness.

5 Merry Christmas. I don't think of you only on special days, but I will definitely let you receive my blessing at Christmas.

51 when the bell rings, I am yours! Don't get me wrong, it's not the wedding bell, it's the Christmas bell, and I'm the one you gave the gift to.

52 In the face of Christmas and people passing by in a hurry, I think of you, and my heart is touched. Love is the kind of expression that can't be expressed.

53 Christmas is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas with the people I love this year. I want to ask you, would you like to be the person I love?

54 HI！ I haven't seen you for a while. I wonder how you are now? Christmas and New Year are coming. I wish you an unforgettable and happy Christmas. I hope you will be happy in the new year!

55 On Christmas Eve, we go to have dinner, sing songs on Christmas Eve, and go to disco on carnival night. I want us to be together!

56 I don't know how to face your departure, and you didn't give me any comfort. There are tears in my eyes. Will you come back for Christmas? Don't break my heart again! !

57 There is something I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold it any longer. Please take the socks you left on my sofa! !

58 Christmas really feels so lonely! Because I don't have you around, I really miss you, and I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me.

59 My child, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas present for you. What, you don't have a smoke window at home, so don't buy it!'

6 Christmas Eve wishes you happiness. May the laughter and joyful atmosphere of Christmas haunt you forever!

61 A touch of friendship is deep, a touch of taste is pure, and a touch of blessing is the truest. Merry Christmas!

62 Please choose a wish: A: chocolate+rose B: buffet+candlelight C: movie+snack D: All of the above

63 Only when the bell rings, may my blessing turn into a flying angel and fly to your window. Merry Christmas!

64 If you haven't received my Christmas present today, there must be a big hole in your socks. Please mend it quickly.

65 In order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a Christmas card at Christmas, just write your message directly on the largest possible banknote.

66 I can't go to church to pray for you, and I don't have Christmas songs, and I don't have Christmas gifts. I just pray in my heart that I hope you will be healthy every day.

67 I had a dream last night. Santa Claus gave me a Christmas dinner voucher for two people. Would you like to spend our first Christmas with me?

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68 Baby, I will be with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Now in front of you, close your eyes and count to three.

69 Merry Christmas, dear. Do you know who I am? This question may not be important to you, but it cares about me.

it's snowing. Santa Claus is standing on the green Christmas tree outside and snickering. Go to sleep, baby, and you will receive a beloved gift tomorrow, waiting for me.

71 Would you like to be my Santa Claus this year? Put the presents on my bedside on Christmas night.

72 On this fashionable and wonderful day, I have thousands of blessings, but I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas!

73 Every day with you is like Christmas.

Christmas Eve, I wish you, my friend, warmth and peace! I share with you when I am happy, and I share with you when I am unhappy.

75 The gift for you is so heavy that the deer cart can't pull it, so I have to deliver it myself. Remember to wait for me and wait for me to say Merry Christmas!

76 Say Merry Christmas in Chinese, Merry Christmas in English, and tell me from my heart when I want a Christmas present.

77 The twinkling silver light in the sky surrounds colorful dreams. I wish you all the wishes made with your hands folded together.

78 Merry Christmas. In the new year, there will be sweetness, honey, wealth, taste, security and health.

the bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug, and happiness is my gift

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8 Please choose your wish: A: Chocolate+Rose B: Buffet+Candlelight C: Movie+Snacks D: All of the above are

81. I am Santa Claus. Please send me your home address and the storage place of personal valuables. Why do you need the storage place of valuables?

Of course, it is insured for gifts. Come on!

82 With the coming of Christmas Eve, how are you when you think of your classmates and friends far away? Say a merry Christmas, may friendship last forever, and wish a happy New Year

soon!

before p>83, Christmas was always considered holy.