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Sunday is over

1. Monday is hard, Tuesday is tiring, Wednesday is really tiring, and Thursday is boring just sitting around. Thursday is here and you are feeling sluggish, text messages are here to help you. Boosting method: Eat some brown sugar dipped in sweet potatoes, treat it as Friday every day, have fun before going to bed, and treat it as if tomorrow is the weekend. Booster: Go, go, go go.

2. I’m not working hard, it’s just that my life is hard.

3. I stand still for 12 hours, and the pain in the soles of my feet is unbearable!

4. I don’t even bother to take care of myself, but I care about you so much.

5. A twisted melon is not sweet but it quenches thirst. It cannot be in love for a long time but it can give birth to children.

6. Pour a cup of tea in the morning, and take a sip after get off work at night!

7. You really don’t know how tired we are! I have become a little lolita I have become a woman and a man: when I raise my arms, I have muscles. Working hard every day!

8. Tired but happy.

9. The relationship between Monday and Tuesday is heaven and earth, relaxed and depressed, calm and entangled, quiet and busy. From Monday to Tuesday, the busy state must continue, be more nervous and work hard, I wish you Everything goes more smoothly.

10. Cold on Monday, braised on Tuesday, steamed on Wednesday, fried on Thursday, stir-fried on Friday, add happy seasonings and leisurely wine to make a blessing meal for you on the weekend. , enjoy it happily.

11. The new Monday is here, I will give you a dime, don’t underestimate it, one dime = ten points: one point of yearning, one point of longing, one point of care, one point of attachment, one point of concern, one point of love, One point of gentleness, one point of thoughtfulness, one point of care, and the remaining one point can be used as pocket money!

12. You will not go to the barber shop that ruined your hair, and the fast food restaurant that ruined your stomach. You will never go back. Why do you still love the person who hurts you over and over again?

13. When I go to work on Monday, I always feel tired, dizzy, sore all over, loss of appetite, and lack of concentration. Concentration and other phenomena.

14. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they will say that they are looking forward to the weekend on Monday. When the young boy left home and his boss came back, he was tortured every Monday. Riding on the red dust concubine laughed, mistakenly mistaking Monday for the weekend. Thousands of sails pass by the sunken boat. Who doesn’t look forward to the weekend every Monday?