Funny text messages amuse girlfriends.

There are two sentences I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up the courage today: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously.

Psychological test: press it if you feel that your IQ is high, press it if you feel humorous, press it if you feel attractive, and press it if you feel handsome. The test result is quite shameless.

I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit.

Two cows are grazing. One of them said; "Recently mad cow disease epidemic. We will not be infected, will we? " The other end of the phone said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

I have been an unknown knight in the Jianghu until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend and even called out your name. Since then, I have also had a famous name in the Jianghu: knowing that pigs are narrow!

Marriage: a poor family washes its dirty linen. One meter 49. Primary school culture, rural hukou, broken house, three thin fields, an acre of cold pot, hot stove, wife, myrrh all the year round. Today's SMS, recruiting girlfriends, the road to revolution, hand in hand?

Doctor: Why can't I find my pen? ? I want to write you a prescription. "The patient whispered," doctor, didn't you put it under my arm? "

I want sunshine to warm you, starlight to decorate you, wine to intoxicate you, food to satisfy you, fireworks to shine on you and happiness to drown you. But I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only text you to wish you happiness!

Funny SMS to tease girlfriend: What if all the pigs in the world die? Answer: At least you.

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course, we are not one or two years old!" " "

I just chatted with my friends, and some of them talked about you, you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

One day, I told you that you were a pig, and you said: I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help but announce loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig.