A girlfriend's heart (a humorous sentence that makes her happy)

Women are always unhappy because of all kinds of things because of their changeable moods, and this is exactly when they need boys to coax them, but many boys will only say "drink more hot water" to make the other party feel worse. Besides drinking more hot water, what else can make women happy? Let's look at some humorous sentences that can make women happy.

Wow, my girlfriend is really sensible and cute. I feel very happy ~

I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!

May all the happiness accompany you, rise in spring and bow in autumn; May all happiness follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting.

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself …

As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

Come with me. It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll fucking cut him.

You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

If you look at me again, I'll eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?

Life is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

1 I want to give her happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

1 I must find you when I miss you. I have been crossing the street casually since I bought insurance.

1 I think I am the most tolerant, but now I am the most able to sleep.

1 People nearby take the initiative to add you: 99% of men are perverts, and 99% of women are WeChat businesses!

1 When a man properly exposes his fragile side to a woman, she will feel that he is more real and more flesh and blood. But this trick is more suitable for successful people, diaosi is a weakness, so don't blindly expose it.

1 If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

1 "Can I borrow a dollar from you?" "Why? I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams. " Or "I want to call your mother and thank her. 」

1 Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

1 You belong to me. I hear it's cheap to get married now. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

20, you idiot! Stand behind me when this happens!

Come with me. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.

The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

You know, no one can touch my heart like you.

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