Classic text message: How big are her breasts?

How big are her breasts? A woman couldn't get married because her breasts were small. One day during a blind date, she said to a man: "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said: "Are they as big as steamed buns?" The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, Wangzai little steamed bun!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts. Do you dislike it?" ?” The man said, “Is it a big peach?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, cherries are also peaches?!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts. Do you dislike it?” The man said, “Is it as big as an orange?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, kumquats?!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts, you Do you dislike it?” The man said, “Is it as big as an egg?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, poached eggs?!!!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts, you dislike me." "Is it as big as a bun?" the man said. "Yes!" On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, Wuxi soup dumplings?!!!" Comes with a classic joke: My girlfriend has small breasts, and I keep shaking my head and lamenting every time after touching her. Unexpectedly, she puffed up her chest very proudly: "They say, 'women have big breasts but no brains.' Look how smart I am!" "Yes, you are so smart~" Depressed, touch again! Seeing that I was depressed, she took a look at it herself, and then asked me in frustration, "Are mine really small?" Seeing her pitiful appearance, I pointed at her breasts generously and said, "Don't say that, don't say that. Money is money!" When I touched it again, she complained: "You still touch it~" I said in a low and magnetic bass: "Exquisite, elegant, cut diamond..." I said in an ambiguous voice Say: "I like this feeling, just like..."