Soldiers assault classic funny lines. Who has ~

Shi Jin: Today is better than yesterday. This is hope.

10. Aren't ghosts and what you are afraid of just to scare yourself?

1 1. Ma Xiaoshuai: Don't think that I can't grow Qilian's bones in a few days!

12. Company commander: Pull him out and shoot him (throw eggs)! ! ! ! ! ! !

13. Yao Ming is a strong man, a born bear!

14. Silence-Xu Erhe's "Don't give up, don't give up, so we are the seventh company of steel"-Gao Cheng's "Chop you, chop you second-rate pumpkin troops". The harder you chop, the more money we have. "-Qi Huan's Normal Heart, Normal Heart. You fucking run "-Wu Liuyi" You have to force me to do something "-Shi Jin" Shi Jin, you platoon, copy the confidentiality manual for me three times tonight "-Gao Cheng

14. representative of Wu Ban: Xu Sanduo, you are right. Aren't we friends?

15. Do you know Qilian? ! Do you know how many times the Seventh Company got up from a sea of dead mountains and blood, holding the mutilated bodies of its comrades? When other companies are shouting long live, there is no company! They just silently buried the bodies of their comrades-in-arms and told themselves that I survived again and wanted to fight! ! !

16. Is it bitter? Think about the red army's 25 thousand. Are you tired? Wash your hands and go back to bed.

17. Bedding requirements: neat, square, octagonal, flies fly, split! Mosquitoes fly and run! !

18. People are not made, but live.

19. Gao Cheng: "You are my hell"

20. Gao Cheng: "I can drink a catty, and I will drink two catties with you." July: "I can drink two ounces, and I will give my life to drink with you!" "

2 1. Wu Liuyi (angry): Don't talk about your hometown in front of me in the future, do you hear? Xu Sanduo (in high spirits): The fifth grade children's day: …

22. July: Don't say that what you haven't done is meaningless.

23. Instructor: Ma Lao, this is a glorious and arduous task!

Old horse: glorious fart, arduous six!

24. Company commander: Time is an overlapping issue.

25. Xu Sanduo: Monitor, we are fellow villagers. When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears.

26. Tuo Yonggang: "Guys, guess what I'm wearing now?" Wu Zhe: "Wedding Clothes" Tuo Yonggang: "I am wearing the emperor's new clothes" Wu Zhe: "I wish comrades a dream of spring, good night."

27. Xu Sanduo, come on! Shooting the criminal police has no temper!

28. Wu Zhe: Why don't I reincarnate at your home? Sanduo: There are no places in my family. Why don't you wait for my brother to get married, or when I get married and have a son, there will be a quota.

29. Pit owner: To tell the truth, my life creed is that life is worse than death, and living can fight.

30. Success: Being poor as a soldier is really poor. Now think about it, except the team, comrades-in-arms, persistence, there may be nothing left in the end. ...

3 1. Li Meng: Good command, monitor! Tall! Really high! Li Meng looked at himself with a flashlight and looked lewd: chickens crowed in the middle of the night, long-term workers got up ... Xu Jiang Mumu asked for leave from the monitor, and the whole class was eating noodles, Li Meng; Should, too should, this is a reasonable request, Lao Wei holding a cauldron: Is a day off enough? Why didn't the monitor give it two days?

Lin Xue: It's far over there. Can you walk by yourself? Why don't I give you a ride? Monitor: Why? What are you doing? Are you in heat?

32. Sanduo: Company commander, let's have a look around when we are free.

Forrest Gump: What kind of good navy do you want to be in the washbasin ~ ~

34. this year, everyone has no rest ~ no rest, no rest or today ~

The sharp knife of 35.702 is a bayonet for the enemy, a razor for training, and boning knife for himself. ...

36. Laobai: Is anyone home?

37. Old Colonel: "There are two words in the middle of wanting and getting, and that is to do it."

38. Gao Lianchang said that Sanduo was still crying a month ago. This guy wiped his face with tears and cleaned up my people.

39. Company commander: "I won't tell you, it's quite dead!"

40.56 1: "He said thank you" Sanduo: "Who is it?"

56 1: "He said you were so sad, which made him sad as death. He asked me to tell you that people can live a meaningful life. He said that some things can only be understood after a little injury. He asked us to think about these words. " Sanduo: "Who is it?" What a rotten wood! ! )

56 1 Rub your face, take off your hat and put your head into the bucket.

56 1: "The people who take care of me and let me take care of you have made me who I am and who you are now. Who else can we squeeze out? "

56 1: "Do you know why I hate you? Because the first time I saw you, I knew he would put all his thoughts on you, because you are worse than me, more like a piece of mud that can't be helped. I can't help it He just wants us to be mud people, so that mud can also have self-respect and self-love. I really, really want to be like you, shamelessly following his ass every day, taking up all his time and friendship. My only friend was robbed by you. "

56 1: "I didn't want to mention him when I left, but I thought of him as soon as I saw you. That's why I hate you."

4 1. Shi Jin: Hey, hey, how to stop self-abuse (56 1) Shi Jin: You are always such a man. 56 1: Yes, I am a man.

Shi Jin: You are a man. 56 1: Chun Shijin: Then why don't you knock your head? You are afraid of pain. (56 1) Shi Jin (stretching out a finger): Head.

56 1: You think I'm stupid. Shi Jin: You think you are not stupid.

42. July: In the future, we will always be together. This will be a test, no matter when and where, it will be a life-long test ... but I am sure that I will make your life different every day.

43. Gao Cheng: I am like a monkey. I am alive and kicking in front of the sun all day. I thought I was improving every day!

April 6 1 day: One thing that soldiers fear most is people coming and going. You are getting faster and faster. Don't indulge yourself.

Shi Jin: So you just want him (Xu Sanduo) to go.

May 6 1 day: We don't like him.

Shi Jin: But he and I are already attached.

56 1: Holy shit.

45.sanduo: I don't play cards. Playing cards is meaningless!

46. Q: How did the bear die?

How did you die?

Q: Silly.

A: How stupid did you die?

47. Wu Liuyi: Once you are in trouble, you are not yourself.

Xu Sanduo: Who's that?

48. Company commander: I'm leaving.

Xu Sanduo: Goodbye, company commander.

Company commander: No, I mean I'm leaving.

Xu Sanduo: Goodbye, company commander.

49. Bai Tiejun mocked his comrade-in-arms for getting up after being killed. He said, "Alas, the war is so cruel that even the dead have no sense of security!" "

50. On the night when the Seventh Company sent off the last batch of soldiers, the Fifth Company came to collect the materials.

Company commander five: old seven, old seven.

Gao Cheng: It was cremated! ! ! ! !

5 1. Xu Sanduo: Monitor, I can't sleep.

Shi Jin: Count sheep when you can't sleep.

Sanduo: I don't count sheep. Am I a tank dealer?

Shi Jin: OK.

Sanduo: One tank, two tanks, three tanks. ...

52. Gao Lianchang said that Shi Jin: You are ambiguous and you are tacky.

53. Are you a good soldier, Xu Sanduo? Gao Lianchang stared at him and asked; "I'm not", Xu Sanduo bowed his head guiltily; The company commander let out a cry and leaned forward and left.

54. The monitor said to Xu Sanduo: You can think of others now; Xu Sanduo said to the monitor: You are not others.

55. Company commander: If endorsement works, set up a computer at the enemy and practice Wubi font crazily!

56. July: I will try my best when I am desperate!

57. Captain Yuan got angry and threw something: "Xu Sanduo, I don't want to see you …"; Open the door more, and the door reads "Captain, there will be a meeting in the team at night ..."

Captain: ...

58. Sanduo: "Quiet, quiet, only the wind, only me, I have been flying, always flying."

July: "I admire a veteran. He said he tried his best, but he didn't dare to dance Tan Shengli. He just wants his men to die less on the battlefield. He said that this is the human nature of soldiers. "

60. Cai Cheng was picked up by Old A and bid farewell to Xu Sanduo: Xu Sanduo, you are a tree with branches and leaves. I am a telephone pole, and I cut all the branches and vines myself.

Xu Sanduo: No.

Cai Cheng: Yes, I cut myself off from the day we left our hometown and boarded that army column.

Xu Sanduo: You are not like this.

Success: Yes, I'm going back to find my own branch.

6 1. Gao Lianchang: Do you think you can beat me? ...

Xu: ...

62. Shi Banzhang: Everyone still has a flower in his heart, one after another, which is beautiful.

63. squad leader Shi: People always have to be separated, and they will get farther and farther away, so that you can't meet and contact people, so that you can seize your heart and spare your liver. But we are also growing, taller and more capable, and you can know whoever you want. One day, you will find that it is a leg-lifting distance from Tiannan to Haibei.

64. I always thought he was only grabbing a handful of grass. Oh, I looked up, and he caught a towering tree that I could look up at.

63. Sanduo: You tell them that life is beautiful and hope is waiting for you!

July: Deduct 10. The reason is naive!

64. Company commander: Write me a 5000-word review.

Instructor: The company commander is very kind to you. Do you know that?/You know what?

X: I know.

Instructor: OK, tell me about it.

X: Exercise your writing ability.

65. It is better to remember a person's bad than his good.

66. I'm only thirty years old, and I haven't played enough ~!

67. Old Seven: The cookhouse squad is gone. Why do you want to eat the lid?

68. Lao Wei: Xu (this title is so appropriate ...)

69. The training of the Seventh Company is very hard, with two crops a day. I didn't eat enough in the morning, so I have to make up in the afternoon.

70. Second brother? What? It's okay. Fuck off, what brother? Still no ...

7 1. Success: Report Chief, I have a great ideal since I was a child, that is, to join the glorious China People's Liberation Army. Ah ~ At that time, the Long March Anti-Japanese War, the three major battles, and the single spark lit by Nanchang Chengtou burned all over China. At that time, I was thinking, if one day, I can wear a sacred military uniform and take over the steel guns of my predecessors, what an honor it is! Defend the motherland, defend the people, and become one of millions of heroes, just like a crystal drop, melting into the sea! Report sir, over!

72. Sanduo: Monitor, am I stupid?

56 1: Really? I don't know. I've seen stupid ones, not your size!

Sanduo: That means I'm stupid!

56 1: ouch! (Touching his head painfully)

Sanduo: Ah, monitor, what happened to your head? (seriously)

56 1: I'm fine! I'd rather ~ I hope you're joking ~ (wry smile)

Sanduo: I ~ I didn't! Really not! (seriously and nervously)

Wu Zhe: You think it's beautiful. I'm a major. Buy a few packets of biscuits 180. I won't mention it. Normal heart, normal heart!

74. Do you have a gun there?

With a gun

Do you shoot every day?

No, the monitor said that we have a chance to shoot once a year, and I can shoot in eight months.

75. After dinner, I failed to exercise for the seventh time in a row. Gao Cheng said, "Failure is the mother of success!"

76. Sanduo: Every time you change places, it's like dying once.

77.56 1: company commander, there are not many options for being a soldier. If a soldier wants to go further on this road, please respect his choice!

78. After sending the recruits to the new car, Xu Sanduo's father said to Shi Jin, "You can beat and scold, be nice to him!" .

It reflects a father's hope and love for his son (his father is not a good father, at least not a qualified father), which is very touching.

79. Director Zhang went to Red Class 5 for an interview. When he saw the beautiful scenery, he cursed: How can I get a Japanese broken number? ...

80. Bai Tiejun said Sanduo: Progress is fast, because the starting point is low!

8 1 .sanduo: It is said that people are successful and will feel dizzy. On that day, I was so dizzy that no one could compare. The instructor failed to capture my victory on the horizontal bar, only my embarrassment under the horizontal bar. As a result, I think the dizziness and unspeakable pain in front of people are the taste of success!

Cai Cheng: You saw everything just now, didn't you?

July: I see it. Xu Sanduo fell from the building, with a visual height of 14m.

Cai Cheng: What are we? Tools that can be used or not used at all?

Julie: Then why didn't he call for help?

Success: I don't know.

July: You know, you are the same as him. We wear the same clothes and use the same weapons, but unfortunately we are in the same battle group. It's really unfortunate. Millions of troops have been built in a few years, and the people have left their homes. These days, we will test a data and non-data result, but in the end we can't get a fair result, because my soldiers want to get back together with their friends on the battlefield. I think you and Xu Sanduo have paid the price for this result! This price is not just tears! Maybe there is sweat, maybe there is blood, maybe there are many familiar people and friends. But you have no idea what a treasure is. Do you really know? Do you know how to cherish? Don't give up, don't give up, you remember, you told Xu Sanduo the same thing. What did the person who did these six words abandon? What did he give up? Think about it! at present

Success: (meditation)

July: You listen to success. My evaluation of you is not up to standard, and it still is. Go back to where you came from after the play. You and we have no chance.

Success: (pain and despair)

83. Sanduo Dad: Your monitor can take a bullet for you in the future.

Xu Sanduo: I want to take a bullet for the monitor.

84. "It goes without saying that soldiers should go to war! If it is a tiger, it should walk in the mountains. If it is a dragon, it should rush into the ocean. The eagle should be weatherproof, and good steel should be used on the blade! Who doesn't have a father and who doesn't have a mother? Who doesn't care about their relatives? As soon as the bugle sounded, everything was put aside! Who has no love? Who has no feelings? Who doesn't have a bunch of secrets hidden in his heart? Just because people called, everything became normal! It goes without saying that soldiers should go to war! Needless to say, soldiers should go to war! ...... "-Xu stayed to eat and sing with Qilian. Two people sing louder than six or even one company.

85. Ma Xiaoshuai!

To!

How many people are there in the company?

The company has a history of 57 years. In the 57-year history, 5000 people have become a member of the company!

Ma xiaoshuai!

To!

How many soldiers do you have in Gangqi Company?

I am the 5000th soldier of the Seventh Company of Iron and Steel. I am proud of myself and the 4999 people before me!

Ma xiaoshuai!

To!

Do you remember those predecessors who sacrificed for the steel company and the country?

I remember 1 104 predecessors who died for their country!

Ma xiaoshuai!

To!

Do you have the courage to hold this flag when you fight to the last man?

I am the 5,000 th soldier of No.7 Iron and Steel Company. I have the courage to carry this flag, and I have the courage to die first!

Ma xiaoshuai!

To!

Do you have the courage to die for your comrades?

They are my brothers, and I am willing to die for my brothers!

Ma xiaoshuai!

To!

No matter who you are, whether you are a general or a private, as long as you used to be a member of the 7 th Steel Company, you have the right to let him remember the predecessors of the 7 th Steel Company!

I will let him remember his predecessors, and I will remember every word I said today!

86. Ma Lao: Sanduo, come and shout.

Sanduo: I won't yell.

Ma Lao: Yell at me.

Sanduo: Yes.

Ma Lao: Is it over? !

87. Company commander: He doesn't care if you treat him badly, but he sticks to him all day long if you treat him well. )

88. Bai Tiejun: Pigs are so angry with you!

89.(56 1 Get on the ground, Xu Sanduo is rubbing his back with wine)

56 1: Xu Sanduo, you said a 24-year-old man felt a little old. Isn't that a little ridiculous?

Xu Sanduo: (shaking his head)

56 1: yes or no?

Xu Sanduo: I shook my head.

56 1: I can see you shaking your head behind me.

90. Xu Sanduo: Monitor, you are very important to me.

Monitor: You are also very important.

Xu Sanduo: I'm not important.

Monitor: I mean you are very important to me, too.

9 1 .sanduo: The last trace of the monitor disappeared. I don't think I can sleep tonight.

July, 1992: Many people are anxious every day, afraid of not getting it and being lonely.

93. I figured it out again. I don't get dizzy easily when I run one lap and another.

94. You have been in this bed for three days. Are you going to have a confinement?

95. Veteran, easy to go! (It's shocking ...)

96. Xu Sanduo: Report, what will you do tomorrow?

Butcher: Save the Earth. Can you do it? Nonsense is training, of course.

97. During an exercise, Xu Sanduo put it on the ground in front of the company commander, and everyone ran over to have a look: Wow, if it isn't the company commander, untie it quickly and give artificial respiration.

The company commander caught his breath and said, don't give me artificial respiration at every turn. Who caught me?

Everyone said: Xu Sanduo. Company commander: The boat capsized in the gutter.

98. Monitor Shi: Oh, everyone has come down. He has arrived at the company. What's the use of his being angry?

56 1: Gee, I'm surprised. You can make him eat so indigestion?

Here you are. Here you are.

Monitor Shi: I want to be cold, I want to be cold to you.

May 6 1 day: Hey, how did you convince him?

Monitor Shi: Alas, it may be out of respect for a veteran.

56 1: Gee, come on, you, you take me for a fool, right?

56 1: Hey, hey, how did you know I was out of cigarettes?

Monitor Shi: Waste of time. What are you flipping through? You only have steel bullets in your pocket. Can you put the steel into your pocket? Oh, we are soldiers. Soldiers don't have much money Can you keep some flowers? I beg you. Well, besides, what's the point of smoking? You have a left and a right.

May 6 1 day: please, please, are you bored? My mother nagged me at home, and you nagged me when I came out.

Monitor Shi: Oh, what kind of grass is planted on this broken grass? Are you tired of stabbing me to death

May 6 1 day: there is no grass on this grassland. Look, you are tired of watching everything now, and you have caught up with me.

Shi Banzhang: Ye

56 1: hehe.

Monitor Shi: Oh dear. ...

May 6, 19991day: Be independent if you get lost.

100. Wu Zhe: People will never have a home.

10 1. The company commander Gao Cheng is the opposite of the team leader: every time he (Xu Sanduo) does a small thing right, he grabs it like a straw. One day, when I looked again, the boy, who was already holding a towering tree I was looking up to.

102. July: "You won't come again!"

Xu Sanduo "don't know"

July smiled softly (is Xu Sanduo so interesting? )

Xu Sanduo pushed open the door. "Captain, in fact, my words are a bit heavy. Never mind! "

Throw things in July.

"Xu Sanduo, I don't want to see you again today."

Xu Sanduo: "Captain, there will be a meeting tonight!" " "

July is very helpless: "thank you, see you that night!" "

103. July: We should always be together in the future. This is a test of life, anytime, anywhere.

104. Chengcai: "Company commander, if you want to survive, you have to get up first, right?"

105 Gao Cheng: "Yes, if the heart is stable, the hand will be stable."