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Can you have me again, Liu Nengneng?

1, a bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standard is the same as his.

It is good for you to stop, and walking away is your only way out.

It is the duty of every villager to protect bigfoot.

4. Zhao Si kicks the door. Liu Neng said; It hurts! This is iron.

5. Liu Ying is crying. Liu Neng said: Yes, like your dead ... dead mother, like ...

6, either cry or stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in your hand and hanging yourself with a small rope.

7. I like saving people, especially you rich people!

8. I will reconnect this dream and see what happens behind it.

9. I will do something that will make you stunned! If you don't get the money, you won't leave.

10, Zhao Si: You should remember that I taught you a trick. After returning home, you can soak in salt water for half a year to commemorate ten or twenty years. Liu Neng: Yes, I'll dry it and make a specimen, so I won't eat it. I'll eat it while watching. Zhao Si: You'd better order some food the day before yesterday. If you don't fix it, it's easy to get confused.

1 1, Liu Neng said: head and feet go together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).

Liu Neng: Take that sign off as if I were really a bad person. Foot: If you are a good person, doesn't the whole world have to be a bad person? Liu Neng: Look, you ... let me ... and the world ...

13, Liu Neng: I cried. I threw you away and walked back with my feet pedaled.

14, Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have IQ without money. If I have a millimeter in my head, you have everything.

15, Liu cried at home for the first time, and when he entered the room, he said, "How did this happen? How many people have played? " Liu Ying cried and said, "No ... No!"

16, can I still be there?

17, people say that I can find bones in eggs, and I can find skin in eggs.

18, my reputation as Liu Neng was ruined by you bitches!

19, before the countdown to life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

20. Capable people walk with their legs.

2 1, am I your … nemesis … Chloe? Grandma ... Grandma won't kill you.

22, just 20 years later, my mother gave birth to me 20 years earlier, and I can't go back in this life.

23. Yes, if you don't go back, buy a bicycle or go back, you still can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian pulled Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said, "Come back without buying a coat." .

24. The trousers are not worn out, but washed out.

25. Have you got along with me enough?

Liu Neng said: This souvenir has been received. If we don't support this matter, we are sorry for this hairtail, right?

27. Liu Neng said, What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I used to fight you, but now I don't. I am a man of status, and people of status don't fight.

28. Liu Neng said: You have no right to express your meaning. You can't worry. There is a saying in a foreign language: if you can't eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: If you can't eat grapes, you will say they are sour. Liu Neng said affirmatively: That's it.

On the 29th, Liu Neng said: ... that's the thing. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot and wanted to keep it in my village committee. Bigfoot refused to keep it for me. Can you arrange it for her? ...

Liu Neng

1, a bottle of soda and a biscuit. The consumption standard is the same as his.

It is good for you to stop, and walking away is your only way out.

It is the duty of every villager to protect bigfoot.

4. Zhao Si kicks the door. Liu Neng said; It hurts! This is iron.

5. Liu Ying is crying. Liu Neng said: Yes, like your dead ... dead mother, like ...

6, either cry or stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in your hand and hanging yourself with a small rope.

7. I like saving people, especially you rich people!

8. I will reconnect this dream and see what happens behind it.

9. I will do something that will make you stunned! If you don't get the money, you won't leave.

10, Zhao Si: You should remember that I taught you a trick. After returning home, you can soak in salt water for half a year to commemorate ten or twenty years. Liu Neng: Yes, I'll dry it and make a specimen, so I won't eat it. I'll eat it while watching. Zhao Si: You'd better order some food the day before yesterday. If you don't fix it, it's easy to get confused.

1 1, Liu Neng said: head and feet go together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao).

Liu Neng: Take that sign off as if I were really a bad person. Bigfoot: If you are a good person, doesn't the whole world have to be a bad person? Liu Neng: Look, you ... let me ... and the world ...

13, Liu Neng: I cried. I threw you away and walked back with my feet pedaled.

14, Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have IQ without money. If I have a millimeter in my head, you have everything.

15, Liu cried at home for the first time, and when he entered the room, he said, "How did this happen? How many people have played? " Liu Ying cried and said, "No ... No!"

16, can I still be there?

17, people say that I can find bones in eggs, and I can find skin in eggs.

18, my reputation as Liu Neng was ruined by you bitches!

19, before the countdown to life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

20. Capable people walk with their legs.

2 1, am I your … nemesis … Chloe? Grandma ... Grandma won't kill you.

22, just 20 years later, my mother gave birth to me 20 years earlier, and I can't go back in this life.

23. Yes, if you don't go back, buy a bicycle or go back, you still can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian pulled Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said, "Come back without buying a coat." .

24. The trousers are not worn out, but washed out.

25. Have you got along with me enough?

Liu Neng said: This souvenir has been received. If we don't support this matter, we are sorry for this hairtail, right?

27. Liu Neng said, What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I used to fight you, but now I don't. I am a man of status, and people of status don't fight.

28. Liu Neng said: You have no right to express your meaning. You can't worry. There is a saying in a foreign language: if you can't eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: If you can't eat grapes, you will say they are sour. Liu Neng said affirmatively: That's it.

On the 29th, Liu Neng said: ... that's the thing. I took a pack of cigarettes from Bigfoot and wanted to keep it in my village committee. Bigfoot refused to keep it for me. Can you arrange it for her? ...

Liu Neng's Classic Quotations

1. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

Compare which of these two fish is handsome, and handsome is tomorrow's dish.

Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

Don't tell me you love me, it makes me sick.

6. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

7. Always walking in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hands?

8. Weeding is at noon, and nothing depends on the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

9. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

10. Yes, if you don't go back, you won't go back until you buy a bike, and you can't cure Zhao Yutian. Zhao Yutian took Liu Ying back, and Liu Neng said he wouldn't buy a coat.

1 1. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!

12. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

13. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it to tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

14. I cried, threw you away, and stomped back.

15. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

16. Only 20 years later. If only my mother had given birth to me 20 years earlier. I can't go back in my life.

17. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

18. Pants are not worn out, but washed out.

19. It is better to be cruel and heartless than to be heartbroken.

20. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine ~

2 1. Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have an IQ without money. If I have a millimeter in my head, you have everything.

22. Liu Neng said: Besides, I got this souvenir. I'm sorry if I don't support it, right?

Liu Neng said: You have no right to say what you mean. You can't worry. There is a saying in foreign countries: if you can't eat peaches, say pears. Xie Dajiao said: If you can't eat grapes, you will say they are sour. Liu Neng said firmly: That's it.

24. Liu Neng said, What, do you want to fight? I won't fight with you. I used to fight you, but now I don't. I am a man of status, and people of status don't fight.

25. Liu went home to cry for the first time, and as soon as he entered the room, he said, what happened? How many people have called? Liu Ying cried and said, No, no!

26. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

27. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

28. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

29. Have you got along with me enough?

30. Can you have me again?

3 1. Let the storm come more violently and let those dating get wet.

32. Some people say that pick bones in eggs and pick skins in eggs.

33. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

36. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

39. My reputation as Liu Neng has been ruined by you bitches!

40. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

4 1. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I save paper for the country.

42. Am I your Keke Keke? Keke will not die.

43. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.

44. Grab the child's hand and drag him away. If you don't go, you'll faint. Keep dragging him.

45. You are the only channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

46. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

47. Those who are able to walk leave their legs.

48. Before the countdown to my life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I'll die with my eyes open!

49. You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

50. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

Liu Neng's malicious words

1, I'm not a TV, so stop staring at me.

2, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

7. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

9. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

10, dad said handsome men lie, and mom said unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

1 1, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

12, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

13,24 Compare two fish who is handsome, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

14, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

15. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

16. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

17, the teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

18, there are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

19, don't come to me when you are bored, or I will be redundant.

20, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

2 1, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

22, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair with water, and cover the pot with fire!

23. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

24. People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

25. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

26, often walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand?

27. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

28. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

29. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

30. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

3 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

33. Take the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint and continue to drag.

34. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.

Don't think that tanning can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

36. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. Eating precious pieces of passion fruit every night.

37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

38.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

40. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence …

4 1, country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

42. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

43. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.

44. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.