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Primary school students' graduation messages should not be too beautiful, ordinary, humorous and not too abstruse.

Please let me know if you want to leave.

If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave?

Did you say I would not let you go?

I can't stop you from leaving.

Let me tell you something:

Have a nice trip!

If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish: bliss at an early date.

Address: Global Village Universe City

Blood type: ask mosquitoes

3. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you;

If you are a satellite, I will install it for you;

Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

Boys like you are really rare,

But it's too hard for boys to be like you.

It is up to you. (for boys)

5. Do everything calmly,

Do everything calmly,

Think of God in everything you do,

Don't tell anyone that you are crazy wherever you go!

6. You are too handsome and cool to compare.

If I lose you and my intestines turn green,

Life has lost courage and learning can't continue.

Feelings lack sweetness, the earth has no gravity,

In short, there is only one sentence left, I can't live without you!

7. Name: Shit! Can't look at photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this yearbook? I am going to fucking kill him! !

Gender: Look at the photos! Is the editor-in-chief of the alumni record out of his mind? Isn't it clear from the photo?

Blood type: I don't know ... don't experiment on me! !

Hobbies: too much. Turning Bill Gates' money into a dollar is probably not as good as my love. However, I like it best ... As we all know, the favorite thing for children in the 2 1 century is of course to go to Internet cafes!

Constellation: * * *, why do you ask so detailed? (If the person who recorded your alumni is the same sex as you), you won't be a gay lover, will you?

I'm not handsome, so don't ask me to be your husband/wife. ...

Date of birth: For my life insurance, please look at the constellation and guess.

Dream: swallow the sun in summer and pull it out as dung in winter.

Of course, there is RMB, and it is best to drown me (Jinhai).

Play games for a hundred years! ! Until the sun is destroyed! !

Specialty: no observation, no brain.

Idiom: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

....., you listen to me, 2005 (reproduced Chris Lee's absolute famous saying)/

....., I was angry (reproduced Li Luoke's absolute famous saying)/

....., don't call me a crane tail! (Reprint the absolute famous sentence of Naruto Uzumaki).

Favorite star: Don't ask. Who is the hottest today? ~! # RMB%% ..........................................................................................................................................................................

Dreams are placed in:

There is nothing to tell you,

I wish you smooth sailing and sacrifice halfway;

8. I wish you always smile (smile anyway)!

9. "Genius" information:

Even if-,you-

Although-,but-

If-,let's still-

Because-so-

(conceive by yourself)

May friendship last forever!

10. To tell the truth, you are a good man.

Good-looking and in good shape,

Whether we meet again or not,

But I will always bless you!

Dear, a word for you:

Early death and early reincarnation!

1 1. Monitor: Be careful all the way, brother, and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, although in my four years, you have never heard my command.

Deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid of you inviting wolves,

I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

The monitor's last words: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever!

English class representative: If you see foreigners sometimes, don't talk to them.

Try to stay away, only Martians can understand your English!

12. It's another season full of parting worries, but now communication is so developed, there are networks and telephones.

I won't leave you a message!

Humorous graduation messages or graduation messages from middle school students;

We are knives that are occasionally wiped in the Jianghu. ...

I hope only time is passing.

There will be a wife in the future! !

Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

Good luck with everything.

Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!" "

Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.

Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times?

Major is good, there is no way.

A boy left me a message: girls like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for girls like you. It is up to you.

Think of me when you see handsome guys in the future.

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation. ...

Message from the head teacher: The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation. ...

Message from my best friend in college:

In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...

Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:

See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh

When I was in college, a fellow villager who graduated in the same year gave me a gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!

I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!

A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!

A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu, Yue

The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off

Always close your classmates' parting feelings.

A message from one of my classmates Meng: I wish you a good meal every day.

Divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your forever friend!

In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way. Burn one's bridges, and the end will be in Chu.

I was heroic in high school: welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.

University, hehe, a little sour:

Don't let the banquet break up, leave the song and get up.

A broken bridge and a lonely mountain bid farewell today.

Lao Yan brought new mud back,

When will you get the honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.

Four years later,

Be patriotic when you get here.

Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!

You often say that people need respect, but why are you always so mean to me?

Everybody fly, Aijia ~ ~ ~

Junior high school: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

A female classmate stayed.

But so far, I haven't figured it out.

From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

After knowing each other for four years, you walk away gently, leaving behind a piece of shit instead of a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks!

Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who never noticed:

A moment that should last forever.

Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.

High school graduation message, a pervert said to me:

"Love you until you get married"

Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)

The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.

I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;

Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;

I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.

Among them, "Think of me when you hear the sound of silence" is harmful, and you will think of her every time you hear it. depressed ...

I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.

Maybe I shouldn't forget you.

Because of introverted silence, the students left a message: naive and pure silence is often more touching than speaking.

Although three years is very short, looking back, the road is tortuous, smoother and more comfortable. There are successes and failures in life. Please believe that where there is a will, there is a way.

I wonder how many stars are fascinated by it. How can I erase this inseparable attachment with a wave of my hand? Even if the future scenery is more beautiful and better, I can't chuckle. Although life says goodbye to those common things, it is hard to say goodbye when it really says goodbye.

Yesterday, I thought that there were many peaches and plums; Today, I left, and Yang Liu Yiyi.

The south wind is blowing gently again, and the time of gathering is in a hurry.

Dear friends, please don't be sad. Take care of each other after parting.

Don't be disappointed in Liu Yin. Students and teenagers have been in love for many years, hoping to have thousands of thoughts on the journey. May friendship become a force for progress!

My friends, we are going to part for a while; I won't say "treasure treasure" anymore. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

Can you give me a handkerchief? Let my heart raise a sail.

It's time to start, let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

Meeting and leaving the sea is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

Facing the feast laid by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised wine, as if all the unspoken love and reluctance were behind the words. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.

Your figure is a sail and my eyes are a river. How many times I tried to keep you, but I finally couldn't. I know that friendship is rare in this world, but freedom is more precious.