Funny apology copy

Funny apology copy (78 selected sentences) 1. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old! Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger vanished. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other. 3. I am happy when you are angry, hahahaha, really happy! Don't be angry if you don't want to make me happy. I really want to go with you to blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you. Baby, don't cry. Your tears are my pearls. If I lose one, I will feel bad. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart. 6. I finally realized the pain of burning all my internal organs, and I just hope that the feeling of falling off the cliff will end with a bang! 7. All the reasons and explanations are powerless. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently. 8. I'm not angry with you anymore. I am broad-minded. A respected person will certainly forgive me. Are you still mad at me? Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life. 10. Your performance makes me feel that my taste is very low! Maybe I am. I just found out today. Your image has shrunk! 1 1. Dear: You said my love letter was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive! 12. Maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern! 13. You forget that you will not be beautiful in eternity, but as long as you are in the cycle of life and death, that is enough for me! 14. You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive! 15. Honey, I hardly slept last night. In addition to reflecting on your mistakes, you should take action, hurry up? Warm? Card, forgive me! 16. Sorry, I was just joking. Please include any offense. Funny SMS 17. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. 18. I hurt you unintentionally. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand that Bi Dushe can give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again! 19. I am an idiot, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey. 20. The moon came and the sun went, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you. 2 1. Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up? 22. You are the one who loves me and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again. 23. If a man can't be understood by a woman. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends! I apologize for not asking your permission. I have a crush on you for two years. To express my apologies, please accept my roses and wear that ring if you don't mind. 25. Sorry, I apologize for my rudeness. Because I really want to see you, I have never cared so much in my heart. Forgive me, okay? 26. How can you forgive me? All you have to do is draw a road, set a trap, dig a hole and I'll jump in. 27. Will you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time. 28. I once loved you, which is true; It's true that I still love you. Once painful, it is true; This is still painful and real. Come back, I love you! 29. People are embarrassed, the heart is embarrassed, and the soul is embarrassed; Send a message, ask for forgiveness, and don't let love wander again; I'm so flustered that my face is thin and yellow. If I write back to ease my sadness, please don't think about it. 30. If the misunderstanding is a fog, I will light 10,000 lamps; If misunderstanding is a thorn, I will definitely pull it out, even if it is scarred. Don't let misunderstanding become a stumbling block to love. I really love you. 3 1. Goddess in my heart: Sorry! I do this because I like you and love you! I really want to be with you! Please give me another chance, will you? 32. I don't know how to say it, but I still have to say sorry! If it makes you forgive me, I'd rather say it until you forgive me! When you accused me of leaving my socks lying around, I shouldn't accuse you of leaving books lying around. After all, socks stink and are scholarly. 34. If you really like being angry, you might as well have many children for me. Like this? Punishment? I'm happy to accept it. 35. I'm sorry, I don't have time to accompany you and let you live alone. You are not allowed to be a boudoir. I don't want to upset you, but I'm always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it's my fault, please relax and give me some forgiveness. Honey, I can't help loving you. You are the only one I love. Let me come back to your arms, okay? 38. Saturday's wedding, I said I have a meeting, and I don't know if I can go. You have prepared two red envelopes, one is 100 and the other is 200. As a result, I didn't go, and you accidentally sent a thick one. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I would send them both together. 39. You are funny, you are funny, you are really funny; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and bullets cannot penetrate; Learn to somersault and fall into the pit. 40. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can an apology sober you up? Love is a happy thing. Can we swim together again? 4 1. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you and songs are sung for you. All this time, I just want you to be happy. I was really wrong this time. Can you give me a chance to make up for it? 42. Sorry, I really don't want to hurt you. No one wants today's situation to happen Since everyone is unhappy, let's be ordinary. 43. My life is boring these days. Because I didn't hear from you, I tried the pain without salt. I hurt you too carelessly. Please forgive this careless mistake and say sorry. 44. I don't agree with each other and regard myself as an enemy. My mood is so changeable. How can my heart stand it? If you are careless, don't think too much and don't think too bad! I really love you! 45. Baby, it's all my fault. Forgive me and trust me. Call you when you have time! 46. Baby, don't cry. Your tears are my pearls, and it hurts me to lose one. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart. 47. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old! 48. Rain is not the fault of the wind. It is not the fault of the sea that the river flows out of the valley. It's not the earth's fault that yellow leaves fall. Making you angry is my biggest mistake: I'm sorry, baby! 49. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry! 50. Right or wrong, I want to say sorry on this beautiful day. If our acquaintance in the vast sea of people is the fate arranged by heaven, let's start from the beginning. 5 1. The pager said: I have arrived at Carrefour, waiting for you at the gate. As a result, I have arrived home, waiting for you at the door. 52. You still owe me a deep hug and want to see your explanation, so I keep looking back and looking forward to how I can hide it when I face the lonely sadness at night alone. If you are worried or sad because I love you, nothing can replace my guilt. I'm sorry! How should I treat you? 54. If the balloon is too full, it will explode. Although you are thick-skinned, you won't last long. Let out some air, even from below. 55. Your forgiveness is a ray of sunshine in indifference and loneliness, shining on my heart window; Your forgiveness is a drop of rain in the boring, nourishing my heart; Your forgiveness is a ripple in loneliness, which makes my heart ripple. Forgive me! Let me sleep peacefully. 56. There is a dormant period after volcanic eruption, a buffer period after braking and a reflection period after quarreling. Reflection conclusion: I have a bad temper. I will make a good transformation in the future and give a smiling face! 57. The latest news was released by the National UNESCO. Because I made you angry, I was ordered to apologize to you and swear with my life that this kind of thing won't happen again. Dear, give me a chance to turn over a new leaf! 58. Maybe it's fate. We didn't want to hurt the last person we wanted to hurt, but it happened. I believe you because I love you. Let's cherish each other! 59. I am so bad, I am a rogue, all because of my impulsiveness; I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay? I know I was too impulsive that day. I only remember my dream, ignoring your impatience. At the moment, my heart hurts. I hope you can relax when you receive the message and forgive my impulse. 6 1. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. I'm willing to give my life if I want to compensate. As long as you can be happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok, wife? When you are angry, the secretion of cortisol (a stress hormone) will increase, which will lead to obesity. The more angry you are, the more often you are angry, the easier it is to gain weight, so it is easy to lose weight by keeping a good mood. 63. After receiving this letter, I hope you will forgive me. After reading this letter, please forgive me, save this letter, show that you accept me, delete this letter, remind me of today's mistakes, forward this letter, hint at your smile tomorrow, and sincerely apologize to erase the sad memory. Your tomorrow will be better! Every time I see you, I feel happy, excited and happy. I can't help myself, so I'm always impulsive. Now that you are not around, I calm down and realize my mistake. I was wrong, will you forgive me? 65. Although lips and teeth are interdependent, there are also bumps and bumps; Although mountains and rivers depend on each other, they sometimes collide; Although you and I live alone, we sometimes quarrel. At this time, at that time, I hope that when my apology arrives, your anger will count down. I sincerely apologize, please forgive me a lot. When people are angry, they often feel unwell. Chinese medicine says that all diseases are caused by qi. The following foods are recommended to treat other diseases: radish, beer, rose, lotus root and hawthorn. Honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't quarrel with you. I seriously violated the first rule of loving my wife? Is the wife right? And second? If you think your wife is wrong, please refer to the first rule? I accept the punishment of washing dishes and mopping the floor for a week, but please forgive me. 68. All the reasons and explanations are weak. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently. You told me that no matter how high you fly or how far you walk, you can go home when you are tired. Mom, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday because I was busy last time, although I know you won't be angry with me. When you are old, you and dad must take care of themselves! 70. When you lose your temper, my eyes turn black. My bed was single when you lost your temper. When you lost your temper, I waited in the corner. When you smile, I smile, sincerely apologize to you, concentrate on waiting for your forgiveness, seriously wait for your reply, and seriously confess to you, dear, forgive me! 7 1. Send you four days of happiness, spring, summer, autumn and winter; Send you three days of happiness, yesterday, today and tomorrow; Send you a day of friendship, and this day is every day of your life. So don't be angry again! 72. Your misunderstanding froze my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea, feeling the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness, the coldness of my heart and the suffocation of my life. Forgive me! Help me get off the bottom of the sea. Love me, please care about me. 73. My carelessness led me into the sad forest and walked on the street with beautiful shadows, leaving me full of sadness in my heart. Please look at my panicked eyes, forgive me and send me a message to say hello! Please. 74. I want to find a reason to pay for my mistakes; I want to find an excuse to apologize for my clumsiness; I want to send a short message and pray for your understanding. Let's forget the past and start over, shall we? 75. Anger is not worth punishing yourself with other people's mistakes. If you know me, I don't need to say anything. I don't need to say anything if you don't understand me. I don't think my mistake is too big, but I need to explain it to you all my life, okay? 77. Holding your hand, I miss your tenderness. It was all my fault. Your forgiveness is my greatest happiness. I hope your heart will be reopened for me. Dear, please forgive me! 78. Forgive me, you know, I live like a storm every day. Please allow me a sunny day!