I feel depressed after failing the exam. Does anyone have a joke?

1. One day, in the middle of class, a certain classmate said: "Oh, I forgot my cell phone. Go back and get it!!"...

After taking the cell phone, he came to the middle of the class again. , He: "Oh, I forgot my book, forget it, forget it, I won't go to school..."

2. When I first entered college, I ate rice noodles in the cafeteria for the first time, and found that there were white ones in them. insect.

There were many people at that time, so I didn’t want to bother the master, so I picked out the bugs one by one by myself.

I was shocked when I found so many bugs in a bowl of rice noodles! It flashed without eating.

Finally, I realized that it was not a bug, but a shrimp!

3. That day, the papers for our mathematics competition were handed out.

That paper was very difficult, especially the last question. Not only did you have to write the answer, but you also had to write why.

My ridiculous deskmate answered on the paper: 4, because 4 is the answer.

4. A student wanted to cheat in an exam. After receiving the answers sent by text message, he looked for an opportunity to check, but found that the invigilator was always staring at him until the end of the exam.

After the test, the teacher kept the classmate and said: You really look like a college classmate of mine.

5. When the university starts, the school asks us to fill in a self-introduction, which includes our sports strengths.

My deskmate told me not to write about items used in sports meets, otherwise you will be forced to participate in the sports meets.

So we wrote about golf, tennis, skiing and the like.

I wanted to kindly remind the boys behind me, but when I saw it, I saw that the sports strengths he wrote were: stepping on light bulbs with both feet, and crushing rocks on the chest...