Naughty birthday greetings are short.

1. Interesting and naughty birthday wishes

1. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

2, I wish you: I am lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, and my life is longer than that of Nanshan Stone.

3, send you a bowl of noodles, not salty or light. Eating it can live longer and make you happy enough. Good luck comes every day, and health lasts forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pine and cypress, and always soak in the spring breeze!

4. Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness. ...

6. Happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving.

7. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

8. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone at a beautiful moment, I give you a good wish today.

9. May all happiness accompany you, with your head raised in spring and your head bowed in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting! Happy birthday!

10, you are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. After reading the text message, you are a honeydew melon! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

Second, naughty short birthday greetings naughty short birthday greetings in the circle of friends

1, you are so pathetic. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

2, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today, I finally got up the courage. Happy birthday, ..........................

The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone in the atrium, the nightingale quietly passed the treetops, and the moon slowly walked around the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

5. Unexpected warmth, unexpected touch, unexpected concern, unexpected appreciation, unexpected treasure and unexpected beauty. Accidents are not accidents; Chance is actually a necessity. I greet you with a warm smile, embrace you with tender feelings like water, accompany you with pure sincerity, and bless you with flawless beauty: Happy birthday, dear, and a happy life!

6. Light up the tense air with ease, light up the wet mood with sunshine, light up the wonderful life with time, light up happiness with blessings, pick up happiness and wish you a happy birthday!

7. There are always a few unforgettable days in a year, and there are always a few people worth cherishing in life. On this romantic and warm day, I want to send my sincere greetings. I hope you think of me happily every day! Happy birthday!

8. A little greeting is my infinite concern for my friends; A gentle blessing is my sincere attachment to my friends; A long heart song is my expectation for my friend's birthday; Happy birthday to friends!

9. Look: There is a heart following you, a pair of eyes staring at you, a true feeling accompanying you, a waiting for you, and a friend wishing you a happy birthday in the distance!

10, the sun is round, making cakes; The moon is curved and made into a knife; The stars are bright and made into candles; The rainbow is beautiful, decorated with salad; White clouds are patches and made into flowers; Blessing is warm, may your dreams come true; Coupled with the care and love of my family, I carefully brew a mellow blessing between * * *, wishing you a happy birthday!