University websites spoof short messages.

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "

No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"

No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"

No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, let's go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.

The socialist economy teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is White.

Jade jade said, my name is jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Redjade.

Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first!

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first.

Five Fuwa get together to chat.

Beibei suggested: Let's give ourselves a nickname. I'll call it Beva!

Jingjing: Then my name is Jingwa!

Huanhuan: My name is Huanwa!

Nini: My name is "Niwa"!

Yingying: You chat, I'm a little early. ...

Beibei: Let's talk about our nicknames again. People respect me very much and call me "Mr. Bei"!

Huanhuan: People call me "Ye Huan"!

Nini: Everyone calls me Grandpa Ni!

Yingying: Everyone calls me Yingying!

Jingjing: You talk, I'm a little early. ...

Beijing crane factory said: I hung it in the north.

Guangzhou crane factory said: I hang wide.

Chongqing crane factory said: I hung again.

Tianjin Crane Factory said, "I hung myself from the sky.

Shanghai crane factory said, "You talk, I'll go first."

Guangzhou Institute of Education said that I am a widely educated person.

Zhaoqing Institute of Education said I was Zhaojue.

Shaoguan Institute of Education said I was Miss Shao.

Zhanjiang Institute of Education said that my Zhan Jiao.

Foshan Institute of Education said, you chat, I walked first.

E said my mother called me little e, which sounded good.

D said it was nice for my mother to call me little D.

C said it was nice for my mother to call me little C.

B says you can talk. I'll go first.

Bachelor said everyone outside called me Wang Wu.

Wang Lao Liu said it's good for outsiders to call me Liu Wang.

Old Seven of the Wangs said it's nice for outsiders to call me Wang Qi.

The Wangs said you could talk, so I'll go first.

Kitten said, everyone in the village calls me kitten.

The calf said it was nice for the villagers to call me calf.

Pony said it was nice for the villagers to call me Pony.

The rabbit says you can talk. I'll go first.

Old turtle says outsiders call me grandpa turtle.

Chinemys reevesii said it's good for outsiders to call me Grandpa Tortoise.

China turtle said it's good for outsiders to call me Lao Zi.

The little turtle and the little turtle said, you can talk, so let's go first.

The rabbit said, I was told to open a bar for the rabbit.

It's good for the tortoise to say that people call my bar tortoise.

Lamb said it's good that people call my bar Lamb.

The chicken says you can talk. I'll go first.

The demon cat says people call me the demon cat.

It's nice for people to call me rat demon.

The demon dog said it was nice to be called the dog demon.

The devil says you can talk. I'll go first.

The chicken said I came from an egg.

It's good that the duck says I'm a duck egg.

It's good for the goose to say I'm a goose egg.

The tortoise says you can talk. I'll go first.

The cat told me that I am your grandmother's cat.

It's nice that the dog told me that I was your grandmother's dog.

The fish told me that I was your grandmother's fish, which was also very nice.

The bear says you can talk. I'll go first.

Bonnie said my mother called me Bonnie.

Piggy said it was nice for my mother to call me piggy.

The puppy said it was nice for my mother to call me a puppy.

The chicken said my mother called me a penis!

Rabbits, pigs and puppies all blushed and said, I'll go first and you can talk ~

The rabbit said I was a son of a bitch,

Piggy said I was a son of a bitch,

The chicken said I was a son of a bitch,

The dog says you can talk. I'll go first.

The master said: Li XX, I will call you Xiao Li.

Zhang XX, I'll call you Xiao Zhang.

Ma XX, I'll call you Pony.

Wang Xx said: I left early.

Wang Ming, Li Minghe Chen Ming said that the teacher told us to listen to Xiao Ming!

Wang Hongli Hong said that the teacher told us that Xiaohong is also very good!

Chen Qiang, Li Qiang and Wang Qiang said, it's very kind of the teacher to call us Xiao Qiang!

Wang Guohua, Li Gang and Chen Gang said we should go first!

The male rabbit said that everyone called me rabbit dad.

Boars say it's good to call dad pig.

The male dog says it's good to call the dog dad.

The rooster says you can talk. I'll go first.

Tigers, monkeys, turtles. A gathering of three tribal leaders.

The tiger said: people call me tiger head, so be fierce!

The monkey said: People call me a monkey head, like the Monkey King!

The tortoise said, I have something to do at home, so I'll go first.

My brother said I had a big head, and everyone in the village called me a good big brother.

My elder sister said I had a big head, and it was nice for the villagers to call me elder sister.

Grandpa says my head is big, and it's good for the villagers to call me grandpa's head.

Grandma said you could talk. I'll go first.

The teacher said that the first word should be long when reciting, so

The children in China said I was an ordinary China.

American children say I'm beautiful ~ ~ ~ China people are also very nice.

It's good for English children to say that I'm English ~ ~ ~ from China.

Japanese children say you can talk. I'll go first.

An animal beauty contest was held in the forest, so:

Little peacock said: Come and see my peacock hair, it's so beautiful ~

Little Swan said: Come and see my swan hair, gorgeous!

Xiaohe said: Come and see my crane hair, it's extraordinary%

The eagle said, I'll go first if you say so.

The teacher asked by name who said his last name was "important":

The teacher arrived at Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang said, Wang has arrived.

When the teacher arrived at Xiao Li, Xiao Li said that Li Lai had arrived.

The teacher just ordered silver, and silver said, you order first, and I will go out for a while.

The female comrade surnamed Wang said that her neck was called Wang's neck.

The lesbian surnamed Zhang said that her neck is called a neck.

The female comrade surnamed Li said that her neck was called Li Jing.

Yin's lesbian theory, you can talk about it. I'll go first. ...

Several fathers outside the delivery room are naming their sons.

Lao Li said, I told my son to call Li Wei nice.

Lao Liu said: I want my son to be named Liu Wei.

Lao Zhao said, I want my son to be named Zhao Wei.

Lao Yang said, you can chat, I walked first.

Three girls, Xiao Liu, Chen, Xiao Wang and Wang, play together.

Xiao Liu said: My father and I are both surnamed Liu, and I love my father.

Xiao Chen said: My father and I are both surnamed Chen, and I love my father.

Xiao Wang said: My father and I are both surnamed Wang, and I love my father.

Jiao Xiao said: You talk, I walked first.

Ron Yun Fan says everyone calls me a prodigal son.

Wang Zhongyang says it's good that everyone calls me Prince.

Mei Chaofeng said that it's good for everyone to call me Plum.

There was a bad storm in the Golden Wheel French King. Taoist Ma Yu said together, tell me about our family first.

Qiao Feng says everyone calls me Joe.

Pei Hu said it's good for people to call me Hugo.

Guo Jing said it's good for people to call me Guo Ge.

Wei Xiaobao said you talked about my business.

The basket with the lamb pattern says: People call me the lamb basket.

The basket with the rabbit pattern on it says: People call me rabbit basket.

The basket with the pig pattern says: People call me the pig basket.

The basket with the puppy pattern said, you talk first, I have already left early.

Michael Jackson said: people call me MJ for short, handsome;

Bill Gates said: People call me BG for short, handsome;

Michael Owen said: People call me Mo and Handsome for short;

Beckham and sarah brightman said, you chat, let's go first.

The engineer surnamed Zhang said, "People call me Zhang Gong, which is nice."

The engineer surnamed Li said, "People call me Gong Li, which is very nice."

The engineer surnamed Hu said, "People call me Gong Hu, which is very nice."

Engineers surnamed Lao, Tong, Gui and Nangong said, "You talk, we have already left early."

Ji's fifth brother said that people outside call me.

Lao Liu said it was nice to be called by people outside.

It's good for people outside to call me Miracle.

Her old eight said I left early, so you can talk.

Americans say we call money dollars.

Vietnamese say we call money lejin.

The British said you could talk, so I left first.

Three girls Xiao Chen, Xiao Wang, Xiao Wen and Xiao Liu are playing together.

Xiao Chen said: My father is very busy. When people saw him, they said, Mr. Chen-busy!

Xiao Wang said: My father is very busy. As soon as people saw him, they said, Lao Wang-busy!

Xiaowen and Xiao Liu said: You talk, let's go first.

The fox who turned into a fine fox said, everyone calls me fox, which is seductive.

Become a snake, saying that everyone calls me snake spirit mysterious.

When you become a turtle, you can call me a turtle tonic.

The eagle turned into a fine eagle said, you are busy, I have left in advance.

Fish said: People call our meatballs fish balls.

The pig said, everyone calls us meatballs, meatballs, meatballs.

The medicine says: The meatballs we are told to make are pills.

The cake said: you talk first, I'm leaving.

Soldiers from all over the world are talking about where to go for entertainment ~

The us marine corps said: we usually like to go to the palace at sea, which is fun!

French mercenaries said: we usually like to go to the palace to buy strength!

Taliban soldiers said: we usually like to go to the tower palace, quiet ~

Japanese self-defense team members said: I left early.

Mm, who plays the piano, said: My piano room is so small that I am unhappy!

Mm who wants to get married said: My new house is so small and uncomfortable!

My computer room is so small, I am not happy!

Mm, who sells milk, said it was 7 o'clock, so I went home to sleep ~

M·O·P race,

M was the first to arrive and said, people call me 1M, which is very nice.

O The second one arrived and said, It's not bad to be called 2O.

P finally came and said, go and receive the prize. I left early.

Four taxi drivers are chatting together.

Liu said: acquaintances take my car and call me Master Liu.

Zhang said: My acquaintances take my car and call me Master Zhang.

The man surnamed Wang said: acquaintances take my car and call me Master Wang.

Kang said you said I was hungry and went home to eat noodles.

Three good friends play games. Is to add love after the name.

Li Ying said: I want to add a lover named Li Yingai.

Wang Ting said: I add a love called Wang Ting's love.

Say: I'll add one who loves to call Zhang.

Chang Zuo said, you chat, I left early.

Xiaojin said: I am a janitor, the so-called Golden Gate. Don't worry.

Xiao Tie said: I am a janitor, so-called iron gate, don't worry.

Xiao Mu said: I am a janitor, the so-called wooden door. Don't worry.

Xiao Gang said: You blew, I left early.

Xiao Shu said: They all call me "mature woman"

Xiaomei said: they all call me "beauty"

Xiaoya looked at Subtotal and blushed and didn't speak.

Xiaoji said, "Don't flatter yourself and don't go to work."

Bureau leaders have a meeting and several secretaries are chatting together.

Xiao Zhang said: Everyone keeps secrets from me and sometimes calls me a secretary.

Liu said: People call me Liu Mi, and sometimes they call me Liu Mi.

Xiao Wang said: People give me the secret of the king and sometimes call me the secretary of the king.

Bian Xiao said: You talk, I walked first. ..........

The teacher asked the students to open it for me and read it well!

The teacher asked the students to open it for me and read it well!

Fan said: it's good for the teacher to ask the students to open it for me!

Take a bite and say: you talk, I'll go first.

Ms. Zhang said: The child calls me Aunt Zhang.

Ms. Liu said: Children call me Aunt Liu.

Ms. Li said: Children call me Aunt Li.

Ms. Meng said, I'll go first if you say so.

Xiao said that everyone calls me AB, which is very nice and smooth.

Xiao B said that everyone called me BB, which was very nice. English means baby.

Xiao C said that everyone called me CB, which was also very nice.

Xiao s said you can all chat. I'll go first.

Lao people say: old pigs and dogs are not as good as old cows. I want an old cow, cool!

Yemenis say: wild boar and wild dog are not as good as bison. I want bison, cool!

The Saudis said: It is better to kill pigs and dogs than to kill cattle. I want to kill cattle. Cool!

Kenyans say: It is better to chew a dog than a pig. I want to chew a cow. Cool!

Venezuelans say: It is better to feed pigs and dogs than cattle. I want to feed the scalpers. Cool!

The Japanese said: You talk, I'll go first.

Zhang said: My son will scream in the future, which is very nice.

Lao Wang said: My son will be called Wang Guang in the future, which is also nice.

Lao Wu said: My son will be called Guangwu in the future, which is also very nice.

Old Pang said: You talk, I'll go first.

One day, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave a banquet to entertain the hero and greeted him one by one:

Say to Liu Bei: get ready, how is your mother!

Say to Sun Quan: Quan, how is your mother!

Say to Lu Bu: Bu, how is your mother!

Cao Cao and Jiang Gan immediately got up and said, "Tell me about it. My baby needs to change diapers. Please forgive me first! " !

Lao Wang: My daughter's name is Wang Xiao.

Lao Zhang: My daughter's name is Zhang Xiao.

Lao Zhou: My daughter's name is Zhou Xiao.

Lao Cui: I'll go home and cook first, and you can chat!

Master Zhang said: Everyone calls me Teacher Zhang, so nice!

Master Wang said: Everyone calls me Julian Waghann, which is very nice!

Everyone calls me Li, which is very nice!

Master Jiang and Master Mao said, You talk. My apprentice wants to see me. I'll go first. ...

The boss checked the work one by one. ...

Say to the mop: Did you mop the floor?

Say to the person who paid the money: Have you paid the money?

Say to the boiler: Is the water boiling?

To the messenger: ........

Boss Li Shoucai said that my mother told me to keep my money and keep it.

Li Shoufu, the second child, said that my mother told me to keep the blessings and keep them.

The third son, Li Shoujing, said that my mother told me to keep the gold, the gold.

Old four Li Shouyin said, I'll go first if you talk.

The mechanic said I still have two garages.

The book seller said that I had two more study rooms.

The flower seller said I had two more greenhouses.

The yogurt seller said you could talk, so I'll go first.

The leader of the Academy of Social Sciences said that we were referred to as the Academy of Social Sciences for short.

The leader of the Chinese Academy of Sciences said that we are called the Chinese Academy of Sciences for short.

The leader of the Mining Research Institute said, we call it the Mining Research Institute for short.

The leader of the school of foreign economics said, we, we, we don't want abbreviations.

The Finance News said: We call ourselves financial records, which sounds good.

Youth Daily said: We call ourselves Qingji, which is fun.

Sports magazine said: We call ourselves body records, which are easy to read.

Military magazine said: you talk, I'll go first.

Director Zhou said: Everyone calls me Zhou Chu.

Director Li said: Everyone calls me Li Chu.

Wang Dao's speech: Everyone calls me King Chu.

Director Zhuang said: You talk, I have something to do, so I have to go first. ...

Copper miners say I sell copper well.

Iron miners say I sell iron well.

Tin miners say I sell tin well.

The silver miner said you could talk. I'll go first.

Menstruation said that Xiao Qiang called my sister-in-law good-looking.

Mom says it's good for Xiao Qiang to call me Ma Xiao.

My uncle said that Xiao Qiang called me brother-in-law, which is also very nice.

Cousin says you can talk. I'll go first.