Netizens spoof 10086’s customer service, classic comedy

Netizens prank 10086’s customer service

10086 service desk lady: Good evening, sir, is there anything I can help you with?

Mr. Hui: The phone is out of battery and has automatically shut down. What time is it now?

10086 Desk Lady: (Dizzy) Sir, how did you call me?

Mr. Hui: Even if my phone shuts down automatically, I can still make calls, but I can’t see the time. .

10086 desk lady: (dizzy) Sir, is it 2:25 in the morning? Is there anything else I can help you with?

Mr. Hui: Oh! Why aren't you sleeping so late?

10086 desk lady: (dizzy) I'm sorry, sir, this is my job. Is there anything else you can do?

Mr. Hui: Can’t you make a phone call if nothing happens?

10086 Desk Lady: Sorry sir, that’s not what I meant.

Mr. Hui: Why is it free to call you? Why is there a fee to call other people?

10086 Desk Lady: Sir. . This is a high-quality service we provide to our customers. We believe that customers are our God, so there is no charge for calling our customer service number.

Mr. Hui: Then God is hungry. I will give you my home address. How about you come to my house and cook me something to eat....

10086 Desk Lady: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have this service.

Mr. Hui: Are you still picky about your service to God?

Ms. 10086 Service Desk: Sorry, sir, we only answer business questions raised by customers. Do you have any questions now?

Mr. Hui: I am not an unreasonable person. In this way, if you answer my three questions, I won't pester you if you answer them correctly. .

10086 desk lady: (vomiting blood) Please tell me.

Mr. Hui: First. How many miles did the Long March travel?

10086 desk lady: 25,000 miles.

Mr. Hui: Second, how many people are participating.

10086 Desk Lady: About 86,000 people.

Mr. Hui: I still know a little bit about history. Last question, what are their names?

10086 Desk Lady: ........................................ ........

Mr. Hui: If you refuse to answer God’s question, I will file a complaint against you.

10086 Desk Lady: Sorry sir, I really don’t know.

Mr. Hui: You can’t answer such a simple question. You are not serious about your work and you are still resistant.

10086 desk lady: (crying) This. . this. . Is this simple? That's it sir. I also have 3 questions for you. I wonder if you are interested?

Can you answer them?

Mr. Hui: Tell me.

Miss 10086 Desk: Where will the 20xx Olympic Games be held!

Mr. Hui: Beijing, next question.

Ms. 10086 Desk: Sir, when is the opening ceremony?

Mr. Hui: August 8th. If you dare ask me the next question about the names of everyone in the stands during the opening ceremony, I will also complain against you.

10086 Desk Lady: (Crying wildly) Sir, give me your address, and I will cook for you. . . . . . . .

Funny spoof classic phrases

1. The watch I drew on my hand when I was a child did not move, but it took away our best time

2. Teacher, don’t take my patience for granted. Be your bettor!

3. When I heard the teacher said that he was going to fine me again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

4. Teacher, you only threatened me with "notifying parents", forget it. What a hero!

5. Failed math? normal! Do you use functions when you go shopping for groceries?

6. Thick thighs and black stockings, this summer is really scary.

7. Life is like a steamer, and I am like a bun in the steamer.

8. My youth is dedicated to the man called compulsory education.

9. Whenever I take an exam and score 30 or 40 points, you really think that I did it alone!

10. The happiest thing is lying on the table waiting for class, then waking up and school is over.

11. The situation on campus is basically as follows: girls dress like nightclubs, and boys dress like migrant workers.

12. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

13. No matter who you are, whether you are in junior high school or high school, according to teachers, we are always the worst class in recent years.

14. The night before school starts, my country’s electricity consumption will skyrocket.

15. After turning off the lights in the dormitory before going to bed, imagine that there are ghosts everywhere, and rush to bed at a speed of 120 miles.

16. Vacation is like a painless abortion. Has it started? It’s over.

17. Computer, don’t do this, let me go. I am a person with homework. .

18. Falling in love as a student and getting married are the most proud things in life

19. School fees are money, junior high school fees are pen, high school fees are brain, and college fees are flow. .

20. When I was in school, I always wanted to play on the computer. During the holidays, I could only stare at the computer in a daze.

21. It’s not that I hate school, but I hate some people and things in school.

22. Life is so short, why should the results of an exam affect our mood.

23. I finally understand why adults don’t let minors fall in love because we at this age should not have to bear this.

24. The so-called sleeper can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

25. Each grade has a dean. Are they all very ugly?

26. I hope that all the money in my pocket can be used to love each other and have many, many children

27. In the exam, I only ask for 60 points, because my dad told me, 59 points is a disability, 61 points is a waste.

28. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds in exchange.

29. The physical education teacher said: Who dares to wear a skirt and get on me? In class, make her stand on her head!

30. The chemistry teacher asked: "What should I do if there is a gas leak at home?" He stood up and said: "Smoke a cigarette and calm down."

31. I couldn't sleep at home. During class, I always Dozing

32. After studying for more than ten years, I think it’s easier to get along in kindergarten! Sister is not a customer service staff - Funny classic phrase

Comrades have not yet worked hard, but the revolution must still succeed.

If you cannot put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning her clothes.

Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is to have a brain.

You will suddenly find out after meeting me.

It turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch

The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have

Never give up Let me tell you that I have always had a premonition in my heart that we will be inseparable in this life

I am even more afraid of seeing such bottomless mourning in his eyes.

Loneliness is a physical feeling. Loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

Even if there is no distance, love is still a long-distance race.

Go find the person who appears in your dream when you wake up

Don’t think you can leave easily and come back easily, my sister is not that broad-minded.

If you have a shoe-pad face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

Those things that remind us of our lives are only things we once wanted to have but couldn't.

If you can do it, try not to make any noise.

How should I forget everything that happened in the past? Just let them never come back.

Only when you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will be filled with tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will dirty the road of my reincarnation.

I cried and refused to separate, but now I use a smile to let go.

That day, on a whim, I used your photo as my computer desktop. Holy shit, I actually got a computer virus!

Male R3n, if you love your female R3n, you should believe her

You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose you and how can I not bear to love you

You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll learn to be ugly, if you’re not smart, you’ll learn to be bald!

If you were a flower, even cows wouldn’t dare to shirk you.

If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

How I wish I could grow old together with you by accident.

I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.

I have been parasitic in your world for one more day and I can’t even see my own shadow

I loved you deeply, so I never regret that you have left me far away

After Jue turned around, her tears kept flowing. Although her heart ached, she could only say that after separation, Jue would go away

After Jue turned around, she hugged Jue again. After letting go, she no longer had her. Mutual tenderness

First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

Doing all the ordinary things well means being extraordinary, doing all the simple things right means being extraordinary. Funny phrases shared by netizens

1. Youth is a group of young people. Hair spring.

2. The school is a funeral parlor, the class is a crematorium, and the teacher is the King of Hell

3. Once upon a time, you were the flowers of the motherland, growing vigorously. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall

4. I like going to school, but I just don’t like classes.

5. Ever since I set the alarm clock to "Uneasy", I have been crawling out of bed every day and have never been late.

6. Withered vines, old trees, dim crows; school, refused to let go, went home; surprise, naked test, failed; simply talking in sleep

7. In class Have you ever imagined that the electric fan will fall down? It's the one on the teacher's head.

8. Don’t cry, kids. My sister is going to the farm and selling her poop to buy you candy!

9. The person who has a crush on me. The end is really not far away, how can you be so calm?

10. Every time I finish writing the Ideological and Moral Examination Paper, I have the urge to cut off my evil hands

11. My mother summed up the reasons for my weight gain. Eight words: I can't keep my mouth shut, I can't move my legs.

12. There is nothing strange about being thin. My sister has been thin before, but have you ever been fat?

13. My grandson will give the questions and my son will invigilate the exam, but I can’t do it.

14. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was foreign.

15. It is normal to have stomachaches when you were a child. Now you have a stomachache and people say you are menstruating.

16. The time after class is so precious, wouldn’t it be a waste to use it to go to the toilet? I usually go to class.

17. Teacher, don’t stare at me all the time. If you stare again, I'll charge you!

18. The bell is a command. When the bell rings, it’s time for you to go!

19. Teacher, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

20. It’s your business whether you speak or not, and it’s my business whether you listen or not. You have nothing to do with my affairs!

21. How can I survive all night without enough sleep?

22. You taught us not to talk nonsense, but in my eyes, all you said was nonsense!

23. Teacher, it’s not my fault that I love to sleep. It’s because your mouth is so hypnotic!

24. A word of borrowing money silences many people and makes many people learn to lie.

25. I can correct my attitude, but don’t blame me if you spill the beans

26. Teacher: Why are there so many typos in your paper? Student: Because I use Pinyin input method.

27. When I was poor, I would buy a 50-cent snack and lick the bag clean after eating.