Humorous apology short message daquan

1, don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me back ten yuan. (A polite expression) Can't guess? The answer is ... I owe (apologize)!

2. Still won't forgive me? All you have to do is draw a road, set a trap and dig a hole, and I'll jump in and let the jackal, tiger and leopard eat me!

If the balloon is too full, it will explode. Although you are thick-skinned, you won't last long. Let out some air, even from below.

I look forward to playing with you in the shade. I look forward to sharing some flowers with you. I look forward to a world where I can spend my life with you. Dear, give me a chance to love you and I will make you happy.

5, in front of you, I want to surrender, and I am very willing, so I will smile!

I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will certainly forgive you for still being angry with me!

7. Grandma, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to take action and play the "warm" card quickly. Forgive me!

8. I know You must be very angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.

9. When I saw your pout when you lost your temper, I tried to bump into a tofu block and hang myself with a snot, but all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me.

10 I know it's my fault that makes you angry again. But don't sentence me to death, I want revenge! I want to call you! Judge, open the door!

1 1, my Lord, calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily!

12, I beg the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees can't sting you!" "

13, man, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw an underline under the words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, so I reached out my right hand and clicked it. ...

14, I suddenly met you, and my heart was pounding. I relaxed my steps and quietly came to your side. "Hey hey, stinky cockroach, you are dead this time!"

15, an exam topic in law school is: how to punish bigamy? A student's answer is: two mother-in-law

16. After the bat decided to marry the mouse, it was unanimously opposed by relatives and friends. The bat pouted: Don't forget, he is a white mouse and a white-collar worker after all!

17, a man who loves to drink beer, has a lot of friends. Men who like coffee have many girlfriends. A man who loves to drink and has no girlfriend or more than two girlfriends.

18, the parrot can only say 1 to 9, and the owner teaches it: ten, ten ... The parrot just doesn't say it. Master scolded: I don't know how many times I have taught you, but you just can't learn? Stupid! The parrot suddenly called: 25 times! 250.

19, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die!

20. Cat and mouse sketch: My name is Baiyun/Heitu, I am eleven/fifteen, I am her husband/mother, she can fly like a bat/he looks like a tiger, I am a robot cat/I am Mickey Mouse.

2 1, the teacher asked: what is the longest and what is the shortest? Students answer: the last few minutes of a class are the longest, and the last few minutes of an exam are the shortest.

22. A student asked, "Where did you take my shirt?" Roommate "sent it to the laundry room." "God, I wrote down the main points of history class on my cuff."

23. The husband complains about his wife's cooking. Wife: Do it yourself. You know you are not married to a chef. In the middle of the night, my wife was awakened by the sound, so I asked my husband to have a look. Husband: Go and see for yourself. You didn't marry a policeman.

24. A flock of swallows pecked mud under the eaves to build a nest. After the bird's nest was built, swallows called on the roof. The children in the yard were curious and asked their father. Father replied: alas, the contractor hid and didn't pay others.

25. A man came to the countryside for an appointment. When the cold wind blew his nose, he couldn't stop running, but he didn't see his lady. At this time, the mobile phone text message: Husband, you have a good life:)

26. Father: "Why are you so stupid? You are such a little pig! Ahem! Do you know what a pig is? " Son: "Yes, it's the son of a pig."

27. The word "piece" of an auto parts factory has been lost and turned into "cow". An old man pulled a cow and muttered, "A car with a cow must have at least one tractor."

28. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: I was robbed by a robber on the road. Teacher: What did he take from you? Student: He took my homework.

29. If I had money, I would have sweet potatoes for breakfast, porridge for lunch and eggs for dinner, and half of them would be gone. I can eat whatever I want.

Doctor, I have a bad cough. How old is it? 75。 Cough at the age of 20? No. What about 40 years old? No. So if you don't cough now, when will you cough?

3 1, the pager said: I have arrived at Carrefour, waiting for you at the gate. As a result, I have arrived home, waiting for you at the door.

32. A patient is very ill. The doctor felt it necessary to tell him the truth. You are too sick. Do you want to see anyone else? The patient said weakly, I want to see another doctor.

33. After the hen laid her eggs, the rooster looked at it and chased the hen to bite and beat. Because the hen laid a duck egg.

I rudely trampled on the flower of friendship between you and me. I impulsively created a sandstorm of contradictions between us, and I made our relationship chaotic because of the time difference. I have deeply realized my mistake. Please accept my sincere apology and forgive me.

35. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the ugly and beautiful mentally retarded young people! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

36. My wife is an active operating system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it.

37, thunder rumbled, regardless of the bird's panic; Rain just surges, regardless of the mud on the ground; The wind just roars, regardless of the pain of the tree; And you are just angry, regardless of my inner pain; Please control me and don't ignore me, okay?

38. You told me to face east, but I dare not face west. You told me to sit on a stool, but I dare not climb a ladder. You let me eat dry food, I dare not drink thin food. You let me wipe my sweat, but I dare not wipe my nose. Please forgive my unintentional mistake!

39. Without you, flowers are not fragrant and birds are silent; Without you, people are unhappy and unhappy; Without you, I can't sleep well and my dreams are not sweet; Without you, it is hard to trust and sad; Without you, my life becomes lifeless. Please come back to me as soon as possible

40. My life is boring these days. Because I didn't hear from you, I tried the pain without salt. I hurt you too carelessly. Please forgive this careless mistake and say sorry.

4 1, there is no sunshine or wind in my heart, only a sad river flows freely. At this moment, I have a special taste in my heart. I really want to hold hands with a smile, but it's a pity that you didn't bow your head to forgive and send a message to beg.

I was very upset in summer, so I lost my temper with you. Later, I sat in the refrigerator for half an hour to reflect, and then basked in the sun for a quarter of an hour, just to call the wrong cold and remember the lesson! Honey, I just hope you can forgive me!

43. No matter how you explain it now, it is pale and powerless in front of you, silently waiting for your forgiveness, but letting you know that a silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness!

44. Tell you a secret: "I went to buy snacks today, and the shopkeeper forgot to charge me, so I ate for nothing!" " Don't be angry because I have so much money. It's not worth arguing with an idiot for free. Forgive me!

45, send you an apology dinner, raw material: sincerity 1, forgive 2 points. Ingredients: 3 Liang, 4 Yuan for apology. Practice: Cook the amendment until it is 5% mature, take it out for 6 minutes, put 7 regrets, 8 sincerity and stir-fry for 9 times. Effect: Please forgive me. 10 is strong.

46. Blame me me for being reckless and embarrassing you; Blame me for being stubborn and making you angry; Blame me for being willful and make you angry; I would like to turn my heart into a panacea; Get your understanding and solve your worries; At the same time, I wish you: happy every day, all the best, no longer worry, always happy!

47. I was wrong. I am guilty. My fault makes you tired, hurts your heart, hurts your lungs and makes you tired and haggard. Think it over. I really regret it. Send text messages to make amends. Beat and scold if you feel guilty. Please forgive me. I really can't kneel.

48. Diagnosis: Dear, I have "regret syndrome". "Confession" has reached an advanced stage and "apology" has begun to spread. "Sincerity" eroded brain cells, and "sincerity" flowed out of my mouth. The operation method is "artificial respiration". Ask the family members to sign: "Agree to forgive".

49. I am willing to be your shadow, and I am inseparable from you. I would like to make a cup of milk tea to warm your heart. If I accidentally say something wrong and hurt you, I am willing to be your nostril and let you vent at will. I only hope that you can forgive my carelessness and be happy forever.

50. I accidentally hurt my heart; I won't give up and want to save your heart; Full of sincerity and integration between the lines; Please: forgive my carelessness, it is against my will to hurt people. Touch my heart and accept my loyalty. May you be happy every day!

5 1, you lose your temper, my eyes are black, you lose your temper, my sheets, you lose your temper, I wait in the corner, you laugh and I laugh, I sincerely apologize to you, wait for your forgiveness, wait for your reply seriously, and repent to you seriously, dear, forgive me!

52, meet, the mood is like blue sky and white clouds fluttering; With, the heart is as fragrant and beautiful as flowers and plants; Misunderstanding is like roaring quicksand; Looking back on the past, my heart is as indifferent as a silent night smile. I really want to say to you: sorry, I was wrong! I hope you can forgive me!

53. Your hand is in my sight, so I can't see other times. My heart beats so willingly that I don't want to put anyone in my heart and let go of your hand. That's my happiness, no one can replace it, dear. I'm sorry

54. I miss the melody just now. When I love you, I can't help meeting you on the piano. What a soft mood, which coincides with mine. Please forgive me for never leaving, because time is with you.

In this laissez-faire mood, I found a calm reason to apologize to a shocked person. I care about you just like the sun can't live without cloudy days and the moon can't live without haze. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to turn over a new leaf!

56, a silly me, made an unintentional mistake, I hope you can forget; A stupid heart, with supreme true feelings, only wishes it will be sunny after the rain. I love you deeply and look forward to your understanding!

57. I hurt you because of love. At the moment, my mood is very bad. I don't know how to set an example to make you forget your unhappiness. There is no other skill to replace, only to give you deeper love.

58. In my mind, a magnificent war is going on, and turbulent scenes are being interpreted. In the end, sensibility triumphs over reason, and love triumphs over men's pride. I sincerely said, "forgive me, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Needless to say, the friendship between friends is the purest. In fact, there are many misunderstandings between friends. I think you can forgive my mistake anyway, and I will remember this lesson to prevent this from happening again! Still friends, right?

60. I love you like a mouse loves rice; Somehow I hurt you, and I regret that I hate me; If time can go back, if memory can be erased; Anyway, I will never make you angry again. I will always love you, love you. Please give me another chance, let me make up my mistake, love you!

6 1, never want to hurt friends, but always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it's my fault, please relax and give me some forgiveness.

62. It's all my fault. I always make you angry. Please forgive me. I didn't mean to. You can hit me and scold me, but don't ignore me!

63. Hold the pen of lovesickness and write down an apology. Meeting you in this life is the most beautiful miracle. I want to write the most touching ending with you. Honey, don't be angry with me. May our love be happy and beautiful.

64. Who is willing to give up his career and look after the children for you? who is it? I have worked hard for you in the kitchen all my life. This person is my wife, my favorite wife. Honey, I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me.

65. There is an animal that illustrates the beauty of love. Its name is firefly. Listen to the sound of its flapping wings, watch the fluorescence in its abdomen and bless us. Now is the firefly season, please forgive my mistake, let's talk about a firefly love!

66, a lifelong friend, don't need to contact often, but always keep it in mind; Friends for life may not be reasonable, but they must know each other. Although I occasionally lose my temper, I always care about it. I hope my friends don't get angry.

67. Don't be angry, don't be angry, how can friends not have a little temper. The feelings of rain and umbrella witnessed that the umbrella would not accept when the rain stopped; My feelings with you are witness to the fact that even if things change, the friendship in my heart will not stop. The weather is hot, may you be happy for a long time!

68. I quietly blindfolded you and secretly put my blessing in your heart. Even if good friends have contradictions, their worries are kept in mind. In this hot summer, remember to take care of yourself and don't be angry with your friends.

69. Send you four days of happiness, spring, summer, autumn and winter; Send you three days of happiness, yesterday, today and tomorrow; Send you a day of friendship, and this day is every day of your life. So don't be angry again!

70. If you really owed money, love would have stopped long ago. If we go back in time and stay in that original beautiful place, will our love not die? I hope you can forgive my mistake and come back to me. I will cherish you.

7 1, maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still expect your understanding and concern!

72. The neon at night tore the sky, and the tears of regret blurred before our eyes. Maybe this is doomed to be wrong! Honey, I miss you.

73. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of my life; I deeply regret making you angry and annoying; Punish me as much as I want, complain as much as I want, even if I kneel to death, I am willing; Please forgive me, as long as you accept my apology, I will do all the cooking and cooking!

74. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

75. Who is willing to give up his career and look after the children for you? who is it? I have worked hard for you in the kitchen all my life. This person is my wife, my favorite wife. Honey, I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me.

76. Officialdom advice: I am really anxious and angry, and the thermal problem is handled coldly; Dare to touch hard, go straight and turn around; Don't regret the past and don't compare with the present; Work wholeheartedly and protect your health wholeheartedly!

77. Excuse me! Excuse me! I was wrong! It doesn't matter! I surrender! I can't hold it any longer! Forgive me!

78. All the reasons and explanations are weak. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently.

79. Don't be angry, don't be angry, how can a friend not lose his temper? The feelings of rain and umbrella witnessed that the umbrella would not accept when the rain stopped; My feelings with you are witness to the fact that even if things change, the friendship in my heart will not stop. The weather is hot, may you be happy for a long time!

80. Honey, will you forgive me? As long as you will forgive me, I will use my life to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay in installments slowly, and I'll make you happy, okay?

8 1, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you after a lot of hardships. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

82. Who can tell me how to go back to the past and how to get you back to me? My love for you will never change.

83. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

Looking back now, my waywardness was like a cold sword, which made my beloved mother cry for me again and again. If an apology can make my mother happy, I'm willing to let it be said a thousand times.

85. I hurt you unintentionally. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again!

86. In those hard days, I finally realized the taste of heartbreak. Everything is my own ending, but I clearly see how much I care about you. Please forgive my carelessness!

87. Let's calm down! Beauty is not easy, my heart is pounding! What offended you? Drum eyes and eyebrows. I have many shortcomings. Which one is this time? Give an explanation and change it. Don't be angry, baby, okay?

88. Looking at your sad face, my heart is like the loss and colic of autumn leaves; Want to say sorry to your sad eyes; But I don't have the courage, so let this thin short message say to you on your birthday: forgive me for my careless injury.

89. Ye Er can also understand the sneak attack of the wind; Snowflakes can still accept sunlight; Even mice don't hate cats that much; Are you still mad at me for reading text messages? Baby, smile, I love you! Happy birthday!

90. Hot weather still makes you angry. I feel really guilty. I feel sorry for myself all day. How can I dispel your worries? I want to think about it, but I can't. I still want to express my appeal through SMS. I hope you can forgive my mistake and stop worrying. I sincerely apologize and hope that you can forget your hostility with a smile.

9 1, I am happy and carefree, I am really infatuated with you, I am worried about you, and my heart is broken. I dare not change my mind, don't be suspicious, lest you be unintentional!

Mom, your birthday reminds me of your thoughtfulness and everything you have done for me. My ignorance may have broken your heart, I'm sorry! I just hope I can repay the happiness you gave me. I wish you all the best and endless happiness!

93, send you an apology meal, raw materials: sincerity, forgiveness. Ingredients: Requirements, sorry. Practice: cook the mistakes until they are cooked, remove the clock with understanding, put the regrets in the pot, and stir fry sincerely. Effect: Please forgive me.

94. The moon came and the sun went, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.

95. Life doesn't need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship doesn't need sweet words, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to go all over the world, it's good to have you, but I hope my friends will forgive my little temper and stop being angry.

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