Forty-two humorous drinking sentences about drinking even if you can’t drink enough.

Funny drinking sentences about drinking too much even if you can’t drink enough (Part 1)

1. I have been suffering from stomachache for a long time, but the pain will go away after I drink some wine.

2. Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can’t drink anymore.

3. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I hold on to the wall.

4. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.

5. Standing on both legs, drinking does not count.

6. Looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink it and it will make your mouth spicy, but your stomach will be haunted. My legs were stumbling while walking, and I was looking for water in the middle of the night. I regret it when I wake up, exhausted both physically and mentally.

7. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

8. Those who died in the war are dead, but those who are alive will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us. [Compiled by Www.QunZou.Com]

9. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, and drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.

10. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

11. It wasn’t until I vomited one day and my friend brought mineral water to rinse my mouth that I realized that I had been drinking plain water.

12. It rains in the sky and there is drought in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

13. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

14. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

15. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.

16. Move your butt to show respect.

17. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don’t let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon.

18. All anti-alcoholists are tigresses!

19. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

20. The leader may not remember whoever toasts to the leader; the leader will definitely remember whoever does not toast to the leader.

21. Waiter, is your wine watered down? Humorous drinking sentences about drinking even if you can’t drink enough (Part 2)

22. You buy the wine, I buy the wine , we cried together after drinking.

23. When you call it, you can drink it, drink it without getting drunk, get drunk without getting drunk, get confused without falling, and fall without falling asleep.

24. Strong wine that does not make you drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

25. Stand and toast, two glasses of wine waiting.

26. Life is like a dream, how much joy is there?

27. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

28. Discipline inspection officials do not drink, so there is no clue at all.

29. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

30. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

31. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

32. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

33. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

34. Drinking is a must among friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

35. Drunk on revolutionary wine every day, your eyes will be red, your stomach will be damaged, your hands and feet will be weak, and your memory will be greatly impaired.

36. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.

37. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

38. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

39. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

40. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

41. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

42. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it! Collection of 42 humorous sentences about traffic jams on the highway

Collection of humorous sentences about traffic jams on the highway Part 1

1. The college entrance examination will be tomorrow. Dear candidates, I hope you will There is no traffic jam on the way to the examination room. I hope you will perform normally. I hope you can take the examination in the same examination room as the people you know.

2. On the way to get off work today, the traffic jam gave me a holiday feeling. It was dark and foggy, drizzle, and high beam. It was too difficult for a female driver

3 .The most severe curse I have heard so far is: I curse you to be stuck in traffic jams when you go out in this life! ?

4. I never like taking the bus, because it is stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. I still like to run away on my own. ?

5. On your wedding day, I was drunk and the whole street was blocked in traffic.

6. I am annoyed by the traffic jam...the traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing

7. I finally got in line and got on the bus but there was also a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

8. It’s so frustrating and annoying. There’s really a traffic jam on this road whenever there’s a traffic policeman!

9. Are you tired? There are long queues on the road!

10. I saw you stuck in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in traffic jam when I woke up.

11. It was raining and traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates only looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

12. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam in advance and encountered the ugliest gourds and gourd babies in history. What a sin...

13. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there were all kinds of traffic jams. Block your heart!

14. Nowadays, when anyone who is waiting for someone calls, the first thing they ask is: "Where are you blocking that place?"

15. Going home for the Chinese New Year, or escaping? Unable to escape the curse of traffic jams, I am stuck in traffic jams without love.

16. People’s emotions can really easily affect others. For example, I was supposed to go to work an hour ago, but I was still halfway there because of the traffic jam. I thought it was OK, but the girl next to me was making angry comments to people through crazy voice messages. , I think she is very annoying

17. There is no road in the world. If there are too many people walking, the road will be blocked. ?

18. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

19. Do you want to? There are few people and few cars, but the roads are smooth?

20. I hope there will be no traffic jams on the way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the amount of traffic jams on National Day in previous years, it seems like I am dreaming.

21. When I went home for the holidays this year, my relatives were discussing how long it took to get home. Part 2 of humorous sentences about traffic jams on the highway

22. It’s drizzling, and I’m not afraid of smog and cloudy days. As soon as I go out on the road, I’ll get a headache when I’m stuck in a traffic jam.

23. When you go home during the Chinese New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

24. Seeing or not seeing, traffic jam version: You drive or don’t drive, the road is blocked there and you can’t walk.

25. Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

26. We usually criticize it for its smog and traffic jams, but a first snowfall, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

27. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t stop crying, and we can’t sleep in cars at home. ?

28. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

29. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset.

30. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

31. Your lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost on the road.

32. The highway traffic jam is passing by, and the highway service area is full of garbage. Please ask everyone Bring your own garbage bags and don’t turn the highway into a garbage dump!

33. The world's largest auto show---China Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete varieties and the largest number of exhibitors.

34. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams, you make me so upset, if you can, you will block me for the rest of my life.

35. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.

36. Don’t panic when you’re stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first.

37. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in a highway traffic jam for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

38. It’s a long way home, when will the weather clear up?

39. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

40. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.

41. Whenever I get stuck in a traffic jam, I feel anxious. Whenever I feel anxious, I cheer up and play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless. ?

42. Although I am happy to go home during the New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. At this moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road. A collection of forty-two lines of self-deprecating writing about my weight gain again

Part 1 of a self-deprecating writing about my weight gain again

1. I want to become a sea of ??fat , drown those damn skinny people who laugh at me!

2. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, the first important thing is to eat and drink well!

3. I stand on your left side, but it seems like there is a Milky Way across the way.

4. I wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but instead I ate it into meatballs.

5. The greatest happiness of a fat man is that he is still a fat man even if he eats too much.

6. I am just waiting for winter to come and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

7. I think there is no need to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to heat up!

8. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.

9. I can afford it, and I am not as picky as thin people. I won’t eat this or do that;

10. I found that I seemed to be a little fatter, so I bought a slim-fitting one. skirt to urge yourself to lose weight.

11. Jack, Captain, as long as I get down, you both can sit on this board. cold? How could I be cold. I'm covered in fat.

12. My mother’s meals have defeated my determination to lose weight time and time again!

13. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat. Haha, right.

14. I have lost weight before, and the thought of it makes me sad.

15. People are not afraid of getting fat, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!

16. I always bring my own lifebuoy when swimming in the sea...

17. My father suddenly told me today that my face has become rounder, and I know that I have become rounder at home. Gained weight.

18. The secret of being fat is not how much or what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

19. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

20. I think I am fat, but I really want to eat burgers, fried chicken, delicious duck neck, lotus root slices, fish and tofu!

21. The fat kid’s song of youth is really an adventure story of a meat bun. My weight has increased again and I am making fun of myself. Part 2 of a story

22. I have seized every opportunity God has given me to gain weight.

23. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

24. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short.

25. I can eat all this before I break a sweat, can you believe it?

26. Having a heart to lose weight is destined to be obese.

27. I have gained weight now, and my smile is not as beautiful as before. The only good thing is that the hug is warmer than before.

28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

29. The woman is ugly and has no moral integrity. Once I went on a blind date, the hero took a long time to arrive. When the woman saw that he was a fat man, she became angry: "Damn fat man, ugly man!" The male protagonist is also popular: At least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

30. I am so lucky that I gained weight before prices rose.

31. You said take care of yourself many years ago and I still haven’t lost weight

32. Many people who can’t find a partner like to blame others. Those who are fat blame the chef, those who are ugly Weird barber!

33. I really can’t allow myself to indulge anymore. When I look in the mirror, I almost don’t recognize myself. I am just a round ball. This year’s wish is to lose weight successfully and be single!

34. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly stuffed sausage, the meat all over her body was tight. At this moment, it looks like a dried sausage, so dry that there is no moisture at all, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

35. I have been living a very happy life recently. It’s great to have a carefree life. Even though I’m fat, I’m also a Scorpion girl. Come on, keep fit!

36. My mother thinks I am fat and asked me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arms and felt that I am not hopelessly fat.

37. Why do you have to eat so hard... Do you think you are not fat enough?

38. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a best friend who has been unable to gain weight for many years.

39. Having gained weight, I can quickly roll over such a small distance.

40. I really don’t want to go around visiting New Year’s greetings anymore. The first thing I say when we meet is “Oh, I’m so fat.” I can’t refute that. After all, I’m here to eat your rice today.

41. A fat man is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.

42. Women always feel that they are too fat and other women are too thin. Forty-two excerpts of humorous copywriting to describe the extremely hot weather

Part 1 of humorous and funny copywriting to describe the extremely hot weather

1. "The whole city is so hot" and "People are on the hot road" "Hot to Embarrass", "Hot to Death Primitives", "Kara's Hot as a Dog", "The Summer That Will Suffocate Us", "China's Hot to Death", "Attack on the Sun", "If You Give Me a Day of Shade", "Those Years We Chased Together" "The Air Conditioner", "What About the Air Conditioner", "The 101st Heat Death", "33 Days of Heat Death", "Hot Death Contract", "Hot Shit Man 3", etc. have been released nationwide.

2. When my cousin got married, he drank Coca-Cola... while drinking it, my wife and I hugged each other and cried... the whole audience was moved to the point of bursting into laughter... I was the only one who understood that I secretly put it in his Coca-Cola. Got mustard, hiding merit and fame

3. It’s so hot that I can’t even think, I need to find a place to cool down.

4. It was too hot last night and I really couldn’t sleep. Liz suggested getting up and doing some activities, so the dormitory got up collectively to fight the landlord, and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, it was all tears. . . . . A total of 4 down jackets. . .

5. While driving on the road, I have the urge to rush into the green belt.

6. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

7. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you forever? It’s so hot today.

8. I bought eggs and turned into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car doesn't ignite and catches fire! When you meet a stranger, look at each other and smile, and you become an acquaintance! The table was too hot and the mahjong was burnt just after the numbers were laid! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention when the weather is hot!

9. There are a lot of liars on the street now. You should be careful when you go out in the future. There was a person on the street today who kept saying it was too hot, it was too hot. I followed him for three streets and he was still alive.

10. Lan Caihe: I want to get some water to take a shower, but I always get nothing from the bamboo basket. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine am I selling in this gourd? It's all wind oil essence, and whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

11. The most sincere care is the most hidden love.

12. What defeats me is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

13. If I die, I will only die of heat.

14. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear that you will become a Brazilian barbecue.

15. The eggs bought in the supermarket were cooked at home.

16. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and they turned into chickens when I got home. I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept. The car started by itself without ignition.

17. I once threatened in sub-zero temperatures that I would rather die of heat than freeze to death. Only today, when I was heated to death, did I understand that a promise that is too beautiful is too young

18. The weather is so hot that I can't breathe.

19. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a magic formula to relieve the heat: when the sun is high at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstruction. Once you suffer from heat stroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison. "Shu" attacks "Shu".

20. "Your Majesty, I have something to ask of you! Please put me in the cold palace. I can't stand it anymore. The weather is too hot!"

21. Me The steel teeth are hot to the mouth. Part 2 of humorous copywriting to describe the extremely hot weather

22. Everyone says it’s hot today, but in fact it’s just not too cold!

23. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes.

24. What was falling was not rain, but hot water.

25. When the weather gets hot, I have fewer clothes, and then I can’t deceive myself anymore. Where did the 18 pounds of meat grow in winter? I’m going to the gym.

26. Why are the cards blurry just after placing them? Still playing with a hammer?

27. Dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, I will die this summer.

28. The summer is extremely hot. I take some time off from work to play with my mobile phone. I need to rest more during the summer to maintain my health. I work hard to compile information. The breeze blows across my face, bringing refreshment and information. Meditation and maintenance are number one. Solved Trouble and problems, calm down and remember, mistakes will no longer follow you.

29. The weather is so hot that it feels like throwing someone into a steamer.

30.12. Usually in our circle of friends, we show off our bags, travels, cosmetics, food, famous brands, and selfies... I just want to say silently: "If you have the ability, come out and bask in the sun!"

31. I don’t usually send messages. If I do, I only send creative ones! In the past, clichés were laughed at, but now we have to work hard to be high-profile, say it without fear of being praised, and be simple but not simple: be careful to prevent heat stroke when it is hot.

32. So hot that it twists.

33. White Dragon Horse: The little dragon man in the sea in the past is now so sunburned that he almost loses his soul. On the way to the Buddhist scriptures, my hooves are facing west, and everything I look at looks like a drinking fountain.

34. When the weather gets hotter, I feel irritable... I feel tired from work and can't sleep... After a week of insomnia, small acne appears on my face...

35. Phase Look and smile, and we become acquaintances!

36. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep! I meet a stranger on the road, look at each other with a smile, and become an acquaintance! The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt!

37. Friends in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you requested 8 months ago has finally been realized!

38. Sit and lie down all day long, never leaving the same room.

39. You often walk on the street without getting wet.

40. My body will die of heat in Beijing, but my soul will be with you.

41. In such a hot weather, all the people who can date you are friends of life and death... The latest collection of 42 creative sentences and copywriting about the hot weather

The latest about the weather Hot Creative Sentence Copywriting Part 1

1. Girl, if you meet the principal who installs air conditioning in the dormitory, marry her!

2. At noon, the weather got even hotter, and people hid in their homes, turning on electric fans and air conditioners. The dogs hid in the shade of trees to escape the heat, and used their own unique trick of using their tongues to dissipate heat. They kept panting like asthmatic patients.

The tap water in the house was steaming and hot, and the birds hid somewhere. The plants and trees were all downcast, as if they were dying. Only the cicada made a broken and high cry on the branches; it was really like broken gongs and drums. Cheering for the scorching sun!

3. You can wear the clothes after washing them

4. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 31°, which is really cool.

5. Sit and lie down all day long, never leaving the same room.

6. God, you have to let everyone understand that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!

7. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool down in the water.

8. I slept so hot and sweat that my heart was dry.

9. The fruit I just bought was dried when I brought it home.

10. After lunch, the weather was too hot to stay, so I planned to go out and find a good place to cool off. I went out with an umbrella. I wanted to go to a nearby park. Walking on the road, even though I was holding an umbrella, I still felt warm, as if I was sitting next to a stove.

11. My life is given by air conditioning.

12. This text message has gone through strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong winds, lightning strikes, mosquito bites, and rain washes, and finally reaches your mobile phone, saying to you: In the hot summer, be careful to prevent heatstroke. The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

13. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket...

14. Summer is here, the weather is hot, and there are more girls, with white thighs! But although the girls nowadays are dressed more dangerously than the other, they are safer than the other...

15. If I die, I will only die from the heat.

16. The sun shines on you, and the darkness stays away from you; the smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; the mood makes you happy, and loneliness does not find you; happiness surrounds you, and tiredness does not bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changing, take care of yourself!

17. I couldn’t sleep due to the heat, so I got up and turned on the air conditioner, but the remote control was out of power. I couldn’t find the battery after rummaging through the cabinets, what can I say, my life is in jeopardy.

18. The weather is getting hot! I can finally get my hair pierced!

19. In the hot summer, I hope the cool breeze from my message will drive away your heat. You must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, and not to go to bed too late every night. Pay more attention. Be healthy and happy!

20. Everyone says it’s very hot today, but in fact it’s just not too cold!

21. Those who go out now are all anti-Japanese heroes. The latest creative sentence copywriting about hot weather Part 2

22. I am so hot. Go look through your boyfriend's roaming records and it will get cold.

23. Yesterday afternoon, high temperature weather occurred in Lanzhou, Gansu. A few hours after a young man went shopping with his girlfriend, he suddenly fainted and fell to the ground unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened and quickly dialed 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heat stroke.

24. Let’s stay home, you can make omelettes on the sidewalk.

25. This weather is like an oven, I really can’t stand it, it’s almost cooked.

26. The weather was hot and I couldn’t eat much. I hurriedly made soba noodles and tempura before going out in the morning and brought it to the company for lunch for my boyfriend [Happy] He said I was a genius chef .

27. In the hot summer, I give you a plate of fruit salad. The crispy green apples wish you happiness; the smooth bananas wish you beauty; the sweet papayas wish you happiness; the delicious lychees wish you joy. ;Add a spoonful of salad dressing and you'll be happy.

28. The person who invites you out for dinner in this weather must be a close friend of life and death, and the conversation must be about life-long matters.

29. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

30. When the weather is hot, I feel a little unhappy.

31. The only difference between me and the barbecue is a pinch of cumin.

32. So hot that it twists.

33. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a magical way to cool down: when the sun is high at noon, exercise vigorously in an open space without any obstructions. Once you suffer from heatstroke, you can relieve the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison. "Shu" attacks "Shu".

34. Lying on the mat feels like sizzling beef tenderloin.

35. Recently, I saw someone saying that if a girl with energy conservation cools down once, the man will heat up. However, if a very safe girl cools off, the man will only cool down and not heat up.

36. There is no need to cut into sections, slices, shreds, or chop fillings. Your sweat is still salty and salty. You are just a walking traditional famous dish. Burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, you are just like a takeaway, but the taste is a bit strange. .

37. The cannibal chief came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: Yo! Conveyor belt sushi! When the chief came to Gulangyu Island and saw the huge crowds of people, he was overjoyed: Oh! Boiled meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man falling. He was overjoyed and said: "Yo!" Teppanyaki!

38. They say you have to wait until the melon is ripe and the stems fall off. I really want to be able to unload the goods earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It's so hot!

39. They say women are like clothes, and women are brands that you can’t afford.

40. Bangs that look good when going out have turned into barcodes.

41. This summer, the heat was so hot that life was worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in her room. Forty-nine humorous and funny phrases for nightclub drinking

Humorous and funny phrases for nightclub drinking

1. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink them first!

2. It is rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

3. If ordinary people don’t drink, they won’t be happy at all.

4. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

5. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

6. If you don’t get drunk even if you drink like this, who will sleep on the side of the road?

7. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

8. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

9. Give wine to the east wind and be calm.

10. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

11. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you I never know what he will look like when he is drunk, or what he will look like when he is sober.

12. If you drink well, the wine will taste good. If you drink good wine, the wine will taste good.

13. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

14. For people who don’t drink, the only reason to drink is who is drinking with them.

15. When you call it, you can drink it, drink it without getting drunk, get drunk without getting drunk, get confused without falling, and fall without falling asleep.

16. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

17. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

18. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

19. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband;

20. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it until you are drunk and dreaming!

21. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

22. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;

23. A toast to tomorrow, a toast to tomorrow. past.

24. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and you can drink without speculation.

25. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After getting drunk, I realized that the person beside me was just missing. Part Two of Humorous Short Sentences for Nightclub Drinking

26. Deep feelings, boring mouth.

27. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

28. Discipline inspection officials do not drink, so there is no clue at all.

29. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

30. Drinking strong wine that does not make you drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

31. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes the soul. The soul will not return until dawn.

32. If you have wine now, you will be drunk now. Don’t be too tired in life.

33. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

34. Drunk to the point where the masses rolled their eyes and the unit was short of funds; drunk to the point where the wife shed tears and slept back to back at night. When the complaint was made to the Discipline Inspection Commission, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it: It doesn’t matter whether you can drink or not. , we are also drunk every day!

35. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

36. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

37. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't act drunk, you have to pay the bill.

38. Bold words and wine make heroes brave.

39. Standing with both feet, drinking does not count.

40. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;

41. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future; if you can drink a pound of alcohol, focus on training; if you only drink drinks, the boss will not want them; if you can drink, you will not lose. , the leader's secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and it will be difficult to secure his official position; if he drinks too little for a long time, it will be difficult to find talents.

42. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

43. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

44. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

45. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

46. All anti-alcoholists are tigresses!

47. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone’s advice, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

48. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

49. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach. Afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. I was so drunk that I dared to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip.