Humorous graduation message

Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

3. Let's go. Let's all go. I have a dozen make-up exams to take.

4, men must be handsome if they are not men, cute if they are not handsome, and cerebral palsy if they are not cute. ......

I have been looking for heaven for four years in college. God helps those who help him. After graduation, I found that I have been living in heaven!

6. If you meet me in the vegetable market ten years later, please don't scream. I only ask you to buy my food.

7. Brother, I must come when I get married. If I can't come, I will directly transfer the money to my account, the account number is 1234567989.

8. I came to sleep with a college admission notice. When I woke up, I found that the notice had become a diploma, which proved that I had slept here.

9. Four years in college, one year drunk, one year dreaming!

10, college years, long knowledge, long hair.

1 1. If I have three days left in my life, I want to spend it in college. Because it's like college.

12, how to refund the class fee?

13, we are destined. We are all 400 points behind Tsinghua.

14, graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate.

15, I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

16, I want to be a woman in my next life, why? Because I want to find a good man like me!

17, when doing push-ups, I can occasionally think of friends and soy sauce shops who used to play soy sauce together. ......

18. If you go to college again in your next life, you must find a night 1 1 with the lights on.

19. Let's talk about it later. Just don't treat yourself badly. Don't call me about the party. I'm definitely not available.

20. What is your alma mater? It's where you scold him eight times a day but don't allow others to scold him.

2 1, the university is like a bus at the school gate, getting on the bus and going back and forth is another semester; Get in the car, go back and graduate.

22. Sister, your strengthening company is over. Can you save me a seat?

23. The university got up from me, put on pants and told me to stay young. Let's go

24. After graduation, I found that college students are the best career.

25. There is no need to skip class any more, because there is no class.

26. Several people use the same if to open the same door; Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

27, you go first, I have work.

28. In college, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old. If people are affectionate, they will die long ago!

29.let's go! You will live in our hearts forever.

At 30, people are about to graduate, and their handwriting is good.

3 1, the weather is fine today, and there will be no class tomorrow.

32. I came crying and everyone laughed; I smiled and left, and everyone cried. Hey, this is a university.

Humorous graduation message

Two years is a long time, until we realize a lot and mature a lot. Two years is a short time, as if we only met yesterday and today. I miss the days when we were together. I remember starting school two years ago. You are the first person I know and my first friend. I am particularly happy to have such a friendship.

Leaves leave, not because trees don't stay, but because of the pursuit of the wind. Facing the future, we must go our separate ways. This time next year, our college entrance examination will be over, so, hoo, you must work hard! Try to get into a good university. Maybe we will meet less in the future, but we should always keep in touch!

Leaving is not the end, but the beginning of another life. Although we will follow our own life path, we believe that we will go hand in hand. Never give up the ideal in your heart, and don't feel that your ideal can't be realized, because the pursuit of ideal is a happy thing!

Actually, I don't want to write this at all! Because I wrote it, I forgot it! Forgetful me! What should I write? It is my honor to be a classmate with you, my blessing to get along with you, and my memory to walk with you. I always lie to myself, there will be if, there will be maybe, there will be future ... but I was wrong, those are all imagination, and the reality will never change.

We've been together for almost two years. Like our classmates, we are facing separation. We may meet again next time. We became strangers. No matter what happens in the future, it is our best choice to be happy now and not to care about the past.

As far as I know about you, you will be upset by something. Then a person is silent, or find a reason to vent, shout a few times, or hope that you are happy every day and night. If you can't sleep at night, you can look up at the stars, and the stars will always look at you, look more, tell him what's in your heart, and don't answer it yourself. After a long time, you will have a sense of familiarity.

Begging ... begging ... after getting along for so long, parting is a bit sad. Speaking of which, we are also quite predestined. After studying for so long, I heard for the first time that there are two vice-monitors in my class, one is you and the other is me ... haha laughed ... but there is no doubt that your grades are definitely better than mine. Right? However, we don't know much about it, but you are very enthusiastic. Just like I ask you questions you don't understand, you will teach me patiently and carefully. Thank you very much. Let me understand a lot, we don't have much conversation with each other, and it is inevitable that there will be differences in business and private affairs. I hope we don't mind being in the same class for two years. It's really hard to get, we should all remember each other!

Finally, I sincerely wish you happiness every day, good health and a speedy recovery of acne on your face. Come on, come on.

Really, you and I have been deskmates for two years in high school, and our feelings will naturally be deeper. You are a top student, so you helped me a lot when you were at the same table. A word or two of thanks is really not enough. I tried to change seats several times, of course not because of you. I have been sitting in the same seat for two years, and everyone will get tired of changing seats, but I can't bear to part with you because you are a good deskmate, really. Speaking of which, we have never participated, not once. What the 38th parallel, what you pushed me down, pushed me down, never happened. You have a good temper. I'll whisper a lot to you. Even if I talk too much, you can't see any impatience on your face. You are listening carefully. If anything happens, you will tell me what you think, which doesn't make me feel much better. You can't be idle in class. I either read novels or like chatting with others. When chatting, I get into trouble, and you don't say anything about me. I'm very unhappy that you didn't mention it to me when you were studying. Don't blame me for indulging me so much. Sometimes I think it's not good to sit next to you. I can't help you with your study and keep interrupting your class. I'm embarrassed, but this opportunity may end here. I don't want to part with you. You are my deskmate. We sat in Chen Yujun High School for two years. I won't forget this name.

The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, and the songs are really free.

Love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

I have been a classmate for two years, and I have too much reluctance and nostalgia. I hope you will be more and more beautiful in the future! ! ! !

Everything goes well, be happy every day, and don't forget me!

If you miss me too much in the future, come to me! Ha!

We will have a holiday soon. After graduation, we are reluctant to go to senior three. After all, we have been together for two years, and there will be more homecoming in the future.

Although I don't get along with you much, I remember that you are a very competitive person from the way you usually deal with people. As a representative of the accounting class, I often see you busy collecting your homework and yelling, hehe, you are really conscientious. I feel like a strong woman. I'm graduating soon. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long way ahead. Come on!

We have been studying in the same class for two years. I wonder if we can be in the same class in senior three. Although I don't talk much at ordinary times, I have been together for two years. I know you more or less. I really admire your energy in your study. Your grades have always been in the top few. No wonder even the head teacher said you were excellent. Friendship is precious, I hope you cherish it, come on! Strive for your ideal university, I believe you can do it.

I didn't know my classmates when I first came here, but I was deeply impressed by you because you are a Buddhist. Hehe ... study hard, alas, I really envy your spirit. Well, I don't have much contact with you, so I don't know much about you ... I hope you will continue to work hard in the future! !

Two years of classmates, * * * described how many friendship chapters were written in 700 days of sunshine. May all the lost months become beautiful memories and stay in your heart forever. May you be a drop of crystal water, projected into the vast friendship, a flower to form a hundred gardens, a shining fiber, a bright red shirt, a small screw, and stick to your post all your life.

Work hard, come on, and believe that you can. I believe you! Yao Yao ... Ha ha laugh.

The holiday is coming, and we are going to separate. I can't bear to part. In the past two years in the same class, you have always maintained excellent grades, which is very enviable. When we have questions to ask you, you can always answer us seriously, and we can always understand quickly. Ask the dead Kim, but she can't explain clearly. She will only tell us the answer.

In the past two years, you have been very helpful and accomplished what the teacher told you well.

I hope you are happy and carefree every day.

I hope you can find your own happiness.

Wish: Happy every day! Have fun! Don't forget us! Don't forget me!

Let's stop here. Besides, it is also a memory, which will only increase the sadness of parting. You should always remember me! I will, too. I wish you happiness every day and all your wishes come true!

True friends don't have endless topics together, but don't talk together and won't feel embarrassed!

The same joy, the same depression, ten years of * * * not telling each other. Today, we fly to the infinite space of society together. Come on, let's use what we have learned to attract jade and do a big job. Remember 10 years later ... 20 years later ... 100 years, please keep the boundary between heaven and earth clear. Take care. Take care! !

Graduation message: humorous graduation message

Send me to my deskmate: Girl, please allow me to address you in such simple words in this noisy and impetuous age. In fact, before I called you that, I made the biggest decision of my life. My second aunt, third aunt, fourth aunt, fifth grandfather, sixth uncle and seventh uncle can testify! ! Really. Recalling the first time I walked into this class and sat next to you for the first time, I was sipping my mouth and humming a little song. I thought that in this boring three years, I could use red embroidery to add fragrance to the class. This is really a great blessing in life. But, but, but how can there be the word femme fatale? I pass books with Hirohiko Kofang. Did you snitch? I flirted with Xiaoli by SMS. Have you been exposed? Did you report me making eyes at Wei? And, and, alas, the past is terrible. what can I say? Girl, do you deserve a kind girl? My sentimental heart has been scarred.

To the front table: the first time I saw you, the image of Liu Tianwang suddenly dimmed in my mind; The second time I saw you, the cool brother was half shorter in an instant; Seeing you for the third time, Brother Fage is so charming that a lot of electric shocks and a lot of smiles are worthless. After that, I was afraid to see you. I am afraid that you will compare my idols one by one. So my soul has no sustenance, my spirit can't find Qihui, and my life has lost faith. In the end, I became a walking corpse. However, after many years, I still want to see you. Don't ask me why, really don't ask, please don't ask. You really want to know? You really want to know? Do you think it's your lifelong regret not to find out? Well, how can I bear your pain with a tofu heart? I'm telling you, actually, it's like this: damn it! Why do you always point the back of your head at me:)

To the back table: benefactor, since you sat behind me, no girls have bothered me after class. I don't have any musical cells at all. Under the influence of you for many years, I miraculously learned to take notes with my right hand, beat time with my left foot and listen to your snoring. It is often said that a person's potential is unlimited. I always thought that someone lucky enough had made such a small achievement. Now I believe it for sure and for sure. How many times have I tried to put my arm around your shoulder in front of everyone and let some people with bad intentions know how close we are, but after many failed rehearsals, I had to decide to change my original plan. I hate my hands and feet! ! Why can't my arms be longer and my calves longer, so that every time I hug you, others think I'm tickling you! ! At this moment of parting, please allow me to make a small request. Can I hug your thigh?

Humorous graduation messages in graduation season

1. Tell me if you want to leave. If you don't tell me, how will I know? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't stop you from going, I will tell you: bon voyage!

2. Your words are like ants. You are taking the pilot test!

The advantage of Mr. Gao's life is enthusiasm, but the disadvantage is enthusiasm.

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

5. Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me. Ever since I met you, you are the last one and I am the second one, brother!

6. The brave win when they meet in the narrow road.

7. I finally reached the end of the lane. What can I offer you and my relatives?

8. Don't come to me after graduation!

9. Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

10, it's really a pressure-free well, with light people and no pressure!

1 1. Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

12, did you cheat the beauty with the house in the East Third Ring Road again?

13, you are the real warrior, dare to face the bleak life and dripping blood.

14, be a boss in the future, be a boss if you can't be a boss, or be a boss if you can't be a boss!

15, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

16, like a pilgrimage. At the moment of reaching the temple, everyone's choice can only be to return to the original road.

17, said, why go after all this grand and vulgar!

18, you said that we unlucky post-90s were on our high horse as soon as we entered the school gate, and we were totally humiliated as soon as we left the school gate. Same door, the difference is so big!

19, you are a beautiful woman that everyone loves. Flowers bloom and fall, fish sink and birds are crazy!

20. Resume, do you know what a resume is? Tell me briefly about your experience.

2 1, a ship without direction, the wind in any direction will not drift across the sea with the wind, only show the hero himself!

22. My principle is that I will tie a rope when I see a tree. Look at this horse. It is at least a big tree, so I'll tie the rope first. As for whether I will die in the end, that's their business.

23. BMW drivers are all rich, but not all of them are social elites.

24. What is Excellence? Is to stand out.

I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher?

God has given people broad shoulders, because they should learn to shoulder them.

27. Since I want to make money, what version of RMB do I care?

28, classmates, you go first, I have work.

29. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever.

30. It seems that the sky will collapse without going to college. Now it seems that if you had gone to college, you might not have collapsed.

3 1, Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me!

32. The strong are not unhurt, but can recover as soon as possible.

33. deskmate: haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!