Humourous text messages with a level of humor

Newton said, "Love is like an apple on the tree. If it is destined, it will fall and hit you on the head."

Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. It's not because of "Newton", it's because you are a "Cow", and it's more because of your cattle temperament. I love you, stubborn cow!

32. You are like a "smiling half-step pill". After eating it, you can only laugh and cannot run away. Give me the "antidote" quickly. The antidote equation: your love, your affection. , and your future happiness are all left to me.

33. Time has built a house. Care is the window, trust is the wall, understanding is the tiles, loyalty is the beam, and our love is the light that illuminates this room. Dear, thank you. You give me a warm home.

34. Favoring a sound is like the dewdrops blown by the breeze; appreciating a painting is like the bright moon dotting the starry sky; being intoxicated by a breath is like the orchids filling the open valley; blessing a friend is like laughter. You who read the text messages!

35. I stay up all night for you, I miss you every day, my heart breaks for you, I burst into tears for you, I want to be with you so much, I want to be with you so much, no matter how far the world is. I miss you everywhere, my heart is always in your heart, my dear, I am willing to be with you to the end of the world, this life.

36. Tips for health care in autumn: Dress more when going out in the early morning to prevent cold injury; return home early after exercise, as sweaty clothes are easy to catch cold in the wind; exercise intensity should be moderate, and preparation activities should be sufficient . Wish you good health!

37. Ever since I entered your world, I have never been able to get out; you have adjusted the frequency of my soul, and my mind is full of your imprints; I can only become your shadow and follow your steps; my hands Holding the pen of Acacia, I only wrote three words: I miss you so much!

38. The appearance of stars makes the night sky lively; the appearance of bees makes flowers extremely fragrant; the appearance of raindrops makes the earth full of life. Your presence makes my world more beautiful! I love you!

39. You are my sweet encounter in this life, so that I will never drift alone in the world. I hope you can accept this eternal ring, let it shine like an immortal star, and let happiness be ours from now on. The most tender embroidery in my heart!

40. The cold is coming. The temperature is low, and the dew drops are condensed into the mist. A small care will warm you. Don’t forget to add clothes when it’s cold. Pay attention to your diet. Take care of yourself when you are alone. I wish Hanlu peace and happiness. !

41. I would like to store the greatest tenderness in this life in your heart, so that every day of your life will be full of spring and give you a happy blue sky. My love for you will never change throughout my life, and my love will always be by your side.

42. If I really want to compare you to a star, then you must be the most inconspicuous one, because then no one will compete with me, no one will compete with me, and you will only belong to Although I am small and inconspicuous, I am full of my love.

43. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but it was a pity that the sky was too high. The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it's a pity that I'm too far away from you. I can only send you a text message, I miss you.

44. I keep you in my heart every minute. Do you think you are okay now? My dear, I hope you always have a smile on your face, and your mood embraces the sunshine every moment. May your happiness last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you miss me!

45. I laugh as soon as I see you and fall in love with you without saying a word; I will never be half-hearted towards you and secretly want to be together for four generations; your facial features fascinate me so much, just look at me I will be in a state of confusion and panic, unable to reach the ground; I will love you sincerely and perfectly for the rest of my life!

46. I come gently and smooth your tight brows; I leave gently and let all the sorrow go with me. Please don’t miss those troubles that don’t belong to you. Life goes on every day, and happiness happens every day. I hope you put down your troubles and be happy every day!

47. Love, sometimes, any material, any promise, any giving, are not as touching as the bits and pieces of memories from the past. The complete and complete heart revealed inadvertently makes people love more deeply.

48. When you have a cold, I would like to turn into a capsule. I can dissolve in your stomach, then gather in your heart, and then disperse throughout your body. This will both drive away the cold. Apart from your illness, I can become one with you.

49. I love you as deeply as a peach blossom pool, but when I see you, I become arrogant. I can’t express my endless praise for you, so I let text messages replace my twitching mouth to tell you that I love you. No regrets, if you don't dislike this stupid mouth, let me cherish your beauty!

50. How many rivers do you have to cross before you can walk on the Sunshine Avenue; how many hardships do you have to go through before you can reap the joy of success; how much luck do you have to catch up with before you can meet your favorite lover. Yes, I am so lucky to have met you!

51. I am afraid that she will see the small note in the book, but I am also afraid that she will not see it; I twist her face to enjoy the smell of her anger; When I get close, my heart is pounding Just jump in, even if it’s just a kiss. I will never forget the taste of first love!

52. My dear, for you, my heart can be learned from the sun and the moon. My love is as good as false, my words are sincere, my money can be spent by you as you please, and my people can be passed on to you as you wish. If you accept my confession, please reply, otherwise please forward it and let it continue to wander!

53. Falling in love with cigarettes and matches is a dedication to love. When a mouse falls in love with rice, it is a pursuit of self-love. I fell in love with you, it is God's arrangement, there is no reason why you can't become my favorite.

54. Hongmeng Universe, the vast universe, hundreds of billions of stars show the endless starry sky. Without you and me, how can there be light in the world? The cycle of life and death, all living beings, and thousands of creatures interpret the world. How would my life be wonderful without you and me?

55. We once promised to stay together, but now you turn around and leave; we once promised to be together forever, but now we can no longer keep it; even if we use our lives to save each other, the road of love has come to an end; please look forward to the days to come. Take care!

56. Do you know what kind of partner I want to find? Well, I am very demanding. My temper must be at least as good as yours, my virtuousness must be at least as good as yours, and my appearance must be at least as good as yours... Well, using you as a template, I can just find a wife.

57. Men should be cruel to themselves. I can withstand hot and cold, I can withstand pain, and I can hold the situation. But no matter how cruel I am to myself now, I can’t hide it from you. I have to say it out. ,I love you.

58. They say that a boyfriend should have a background, but you only have a back, you need a future, but you only have shorts, you need money, but you only have face, you need real estate, but you only have a spatula, I The requirements are not high, those are not important, as long as you always treat me well.

59. Dejun’s flowers fill your nose with fragrance, cut leaves and weave colorful clothes, look carefully at the beauty and worry about thinness, passion makes it difficult to take care of the red makeup, love is still there like the old dream, youth is still accompanied by the sunset. Missing you, the night gives me the courage to live, and I have the hope to look forward to the morning light!

60. If love is not discharged, it is as empty as a telephone pole. If love is not unrestrained, it is as dull as a frog in a pond. If love is not expressed, don’t say anything if you choke to death. If you say it loudly, I will have loved you long ago. Do you understand or not, it would be even more rogue to pester you.

1. With you, my mood is exceptionally bright; with you, life is exceptionally refreshing; with you, no matter how hard it is, I still believe in hope; with you, no matter how tired I am, my heart is sweet. My dear, I own the world if I have you, it’s so good to have you!

2. God will arrange for many people to meet us. Some are forgotten in a hurry, some leave memories, and some can be remembered for a lifetime and are willing to stay together forever. To me, you are this kind of person, and I am willing to be with you forever!

3. You are my sky, sometimes sunny and sometimes rainy; you are my scenery, mountains and rivers depend on each other; you are my dream, you are in the dream; you are my motivation, let me make progress. I love you forever!

4. It’s so difficult to love you without any desire or request! I love you, but I have to be secretive, so tiring! I love you, but my heart breaks, so miserable! But he was willing to do so, so stupid! But what I can be sure of is: I really love you!

5. It’s all you, causing me to have insomnia; it’s all you, causing my food to be tasteless; it’s all you, causing me to make frequent mistakes in doing things; it’s all you, causing my life to be completely messed up.

As an apology, I will punish you to be "imprisoned" by me for the rest of your life. Do you have any objections?

6. What I want most is to hold your hand, and what I most want to see is your smile towards me. Even if the whole world can change, I am the only one who will not change, because I have you in my eyes and in my heart.

7. I am willing to be a happy cog and a healthy screw. As long as I can contribute to your happy career, it is my greatest happiness. No matter how small it becomes, it doesn’t matter. It is also the most meaningful thing, just because I love you!

8. I love you so much that I can’t help it; I miss you so much that I can’t help myself; I hurt you so much that I don’t want it to be; I regret it so much that my heart is broken; I beg you, let it go; I hope you can let go of the past; waiting for you, the sea is dry and the stone is broken; forgive me. Me, please reply to the message!

9. Happiness or not is everyone’s inner feeling, just like wearing shoes, only you know whether they are comfortable or not. We need to face our own hearts and work hard to find the happiness we want.

10. I have raised a beautiful bouquet of roses. The fragrance is extraordinary and intoxicating... So why don't you help me raise it? I didn't give it to others, so I want you to help. I raise...

11. What a love that is not accepted requires is not sadness, but time, a period of time that can be used to forget. A deeply wounded heart needs not sympathy, but understanding. Happy birthday my dear!

12. I miss you in the silent night; I miss you in the bottom of the distant pool; I miss you in my lonely heart; I miss you in the brilliant flower season. I miss you in the four seasons of wind, frost, snow and rain! Happy birthday my dear!

13. If you are not in my life, what is the use of everything I have gained? If I don't share my happiness with you, what's the point of having more joy? I can’t live without you because I love you so much!

14. Pedestrians passing by, please slow down your steps and swear by the blue sky and your honesty: What I want to say, what I can say, is the most common but most affectionate words, that Three words that are always hot: I love you.

15. Write the word "love" in a free and easy way. When the word love is mentioned, there is endless affection. Speak the word love and never take it back. Feel the word love and let your imagination run wild. In the world of love, there is you and me. Surrounded by love, you will always be young!

6. Firecrackers are shaking the sky, singing joy; lanterns are hanging high, lighting up the celebration; spring couplets are spread out, writing auspiciousness; love is spreading, tenderness is presented; auspicious dragons celebrate spring, bringing love Flying. I will love you forever in this life.

17. Your departure made me understand the meaning of loneliness? Your anger made me know what regret is; your indifference made my heart hurt so much that I couldn't bear it. Please forgive me so that I can prove myself that you are the only one in my life.

18. The love is deep, the rain is misty, and the true love is unspoken! With deep love and lasting thoughts, I wish you happiness every day! Bless early, bless late, and it will be uncomfortable not to bless for a day. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and it’s cold. Remember to put on some clothes! Whether you are busy or free, I wish you to be a happy bird!

19. You tempt me like a red apple, and I am obsessed with you like a caterpillar. I am not afraid of the pesticides sprayed by the fruit farmers, or the eagerly watching birds on the trees. I just want to monopolize you, dominate you. You still have to live in your heart.

20. Every relationship has a password. As long as the time, scene and characters are correct, it can be opened no matter how deeply it is hidden. This code is called fate, and it can open the door to the heart. Can I, who holds the password in my hand, enter your heart?

21. My love for you is like the endless flow of a surging river, like the overflowing Yellow River, and like the brilliant sunset over the western mountains. I miss you and love you, I can't live without you, I must have you!

22. If I were your girlfriend, I would suddenly complain that I was hungry when I was shopping, and then ask you to take me to eat hot pot, order a large table of dishes, and say I was full after eating just a little. Oh, look at your eyes wide open and look incredibly desperate and pitiful, because I want you to finish everything, hehe, hot pot takes the longest time, I like to watch you eat until you are almost exhausted.

23. Make it a habit to set your phone to vibrate and put it in your pocket. From now on, whenever you call me, I will know immediately that our hearts are beating together.

24. When I got up, I bought breakfast for you; when I made dinner, I helped you go to the cafeteria; when it was time for the exam, I passed you a risky note; when it was time for self-study, I escorted you back to the dormitory to sleep. Today is Valentine's Day, dear, with me by your side, school life will be worry-free. If you go out for a walk at night, surprises are yet to come!

25. Make a container, fill it with love, fold a plane, write a sentence of love, muster up the courage once, say the meaning of love, send a text message, express the longing for love. .

26. I can help you with meals, I can help you with errands, I can help you occupy seats, I can help you with classes, I can help you buy snacks, I can help you with homework. , but I hope you can say the three words "I like you" in person. Happy Valentine's Day!

27. I am very poor, I have no flowers to give you; I am very poor, I have no house to give you; I am very poor, I have no car to give you; I am very poor, I have no bank card to give you. However, I have endless love for you, which makes me rich!

28. Time listens to a melody, familiar to the memory in my heart, the sunshine dries the rain, the warmth is in the sunny smile, the glaze of the eyes is a line of poetry, the crystal is in the beautiful wallpaper, the moonlight scatters a drop of thought , romance is in the traces of missing you.

29. Although we often quarrel and the words I say to you are all angry words said out of anger, I still love you very much in my heart.

30. Modern love is no longer obsessed with the right match, parents’ orders, or matchmaker’s words. As long as it feels right, we can be together without countless entanglements. Everything in the past has long been erased by time.

I hope it can help you to choose some that you can use.