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Comments about dry skin Humor about dry skin

2. Autumn dryness is really annoying. The corners of the mouth are chapped, the skin is dry, makeup is smudged, and acne appears on the face and body.

3. A cup of honey water every day can effectively relieve the pain. Dry skin, dry cough, constipation and other problems caused by autumn dryness.

4. As soon as November enters, autumn in Nanning finally comes, with dry skin and chapped lips.

5. My skin has been dry and allergic recently. This time I know what kind of lotion to use.

6. The feeling of autumn is that my skin feels dry. I can’t even laugh now.

7. It’s the season of dry skin again. This autumn and winter, I want to be a refined “old boy”, so let’s start with skin care.

8. When I wake up in the morning, my nose is itchy and my skin is dry and tight. Even though the temperature is still so high, I know autumn is coming.

9. My skin is so dry due to the wind that even applying a facial mask every day doesn’t work. It’s really uncomfortable.

10. In autumn, the air humidity is low and the wind is strong. Human sweat evaporates quickly, the skin is prone to dryness, and vitamin deficiency may occur. Therefore, it is advisable to drink more water in autumn to maintain the balance of water metabolism in the body and prevent and treat skin problems. dry.

11. I deeply feel the coming of autumn, and my skin is extremely dry.

12. Life is as quiet as death. Autumn is coming, and the skin is dry and sensitive. What is the meaning of life? Those who pursue eternal life will be happy, wealthy and happy.

13. The autumn in Northeast China is so annoying for me. My skin started to feel dry at the end of August and lasted until it snowed. Tell me about my skin that got tanned.

My skin got tanned. Talk about it

1. This summer vacation, let yourself lose more weight, get rid of the fat, and don’t let your skin get tanned. I want to be like white. Come on, good girl.

2. Summer is suitable for revealing desires. The exposed tanned skin, the body that is constantly sweating and exuding the smell of salt, the noisy blazing sun and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and distinct, like a non-stop shouting. This is not the case in autumn, winter and spring. These three seasons are the process of the world gradually fading and recoloring with difficulty. Human beings wrap themselves carefully and forget that they have ever run barefoot.

3. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to be tanned. Apart from genetic factors, this is because the depth of skin color depends largely on infants and young children. and even the amount of time exposed to sunlight during childhood. Therefore, sun protection should start from childhood!

4. No filter can save my tanned skin.

5. Get angry when you see your tanned skin.

6. My latest favorite is Albin No. 2 Whitening Penetrating Milk + Healthy Water. I was not used to using milk first, then water. I felt oily for some reason in May. At first, I gritted my teeth and continued using it. I thought I would never buy it again after using it up. After a month of getting used to it, I laughed. I finally discovered that his love will stabilize my skin and prevent me from getting acne randomly. As for whitening, as long as you don’t get tanned in summer, that’s fine.

7. Take a good rest for a few days to recover from the tanned skin.

8. I feel like I’m tanned again. . . When I met Qinqin today, she told me that my skin was bad. . . Heartbroken, I washed my face, listened to music and fell asleep.

9. The skin that I carefully protected was still tanned after a trip to the water park and I couldn’t afford to hurt it.

10. I backed the car into the warehouse today and my skin got tanned

11. I got tanned in the summer and my skin has begun to break out. It’s so disgusting~

12. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, after being in the water all day, only my feet were sunburned!

13. My eldest sister and I are uniquely blessed by the sun. Even when our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile.

14. One-day trip to Beacon Mountain, the sun was blazing, my eyebrows were washed away with sweat, only the area where I wore my watch was not tanned, and my skin hurt.

15. Recently, I feel that my IQ has dropped off, my brain is no longer so bright, and my whole person is in a hazy state. I feel like I can’t eat or sleep. Is it because I’m in a state of confusion? My skin was red from the sun, with little red dots appearing, and I felt like my skin was sunburned...

16. Yesterday, someone actually fell to the ground from the heat in the Forbidden City. In such a hot weather, it should be Just stay at home, it won't be hot and you won't get tanned. I regret it now because my skin color won't come back in two weeks.

17. If you miss some places, you may never set foot again, such as Crescent Moon Spring buried in sand. Some things may never be restored to their original appearance after being changed, such as tanned skin. Some feelings may disappear with the wind as time goes by, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

18. It’s too hot. The sun is already shining at 6:30 in the morning. When you run, you will not be afraid of the sun and your increasingly tanned skin. Is this part of the runner’s spirit?

19. Half of the summer has passed, and the skin has been tanned. It is easy to get tanned, and it is difficult to recover. Generally, women do a good job of protecting themselves, but men don’t care too much. Mr. Bao, Jiang. Duck is fine, African pretty boy is more appropriate. He doesn’t pay much attention to appearance. It may be related to his career. When he is struggling to make a living, it is difficult to take into account his image. The quality and efficiency of his part-time job are the key. Actors and singers who rely on their appearance to make a living , host, will pay attention to professional image.

20. If you go out in this season, you will only get tanned. When will my fair skin come back?

21. The tanned skin has been trained into steel and iron bones, the frozen hands are still clenched into fists to practice martial arts, the speed of charging into battle becomes a tiger descending the mountain, and the iron-clad kung fu inspires the desire to go to war. With the attitude of being born in this land and water, I swear to protect this territory. Anyone who invades our mountains and rivers will be punished no matter how far away. I will show my domineering power like a dragon in the sea and fly as a war eagle. I will destroy the enemy's morale and then plant the five-star red flag!

22. Just like the skin that gets tanned because I never put on sunscreen or hold an umbrella, I can’t do anything about it, but one day I will get it back in vain. No matter how long it takes, I will still say that I have also been sunburned. After getting dark like that, you will naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

Twenty-three. After playing with him for two hours, I was tanned. My skin, I hope it can return to its original color soon.

24. Ultraviolet rays in summer often exceed normal values, and the skin is easily subjected to severe tests. In mild cases, it may cause tanning, and in severe cases, it may even cause illness. Therefore, in this season, don’t neglect sun protection.

Twenty-five, I came back from traveling! Even if I went out to play in this kind of weather, I wouldn’t get tanned even after the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression. I have a skin condition that gets whiter the hotter it gets.

26. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he likes girls with long hair. I kept my hair growing for three years. He said he likes girls with white hair. My skin is particularly tanned in the summer and I am afraid of getting tanned, so I never go out or take a step outside. He said that he likes to have a good figure and I keep my food intake every day. In order to keep my figure and answer his request, I only eat a day. Two meals, but I really love him. So I am here to say I love you.

27. If the sky clears up here, it won’t be hot, but the ultraviolet rays will be too strong! The sun hurts my skin! I guess I won’t be able to turn back on this dark road.

On July 23, the high temperature was 35 degrees, the sun was shining brightly, and we took a one-day trip to Shuangma Mountain. The biggest reward was meeting a girl who loves to take photos and her skin has been tanned to the Nth degree.

Twenty-nine. Although I am more than a little tanned, I feel that my skin has improved. Finally, my face is no longer rotten + makeup is no longer flaky. I like places with humid air. I don’t care. I will definitely live in the south for a while. Time

Thirty. My throat can’t stand it and my skin is tanned.

Thirty-one. If I don’t work hard, how can I be worthy of my tanned skin and what I have lost? Meat?

Thirty-two, dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from practicing driving turned white due to you.

33. I thought that if my skin was dark, I would never get tanned again. The truth is, I'm still very young.

Thirty-four. I am not a kid from a rich family who wears high-priced clothes and has a lot of money. I only have skin that is about to be tanned and a face that has been polished by wind and frost. I don’t have the power and money given by my family. All I have is relying on myself. To fight for it, I only know that my destiny must be fought by myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and power. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

Thirty-five. I can’t bear the tanning of pale skin at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs care again. If it is too long, it will be troublesome to manage. A collection of humorous remarks about the mood of the skin being tanned (40 sentences)

A collection of humorous remarks about the mood of the skin being tanned Part 1

1. I don’t get the sun all year round, so I cherish it. In the summer sun, as long as your face doesn't get tanned, it doesn't matter what your skin color is. It's OK to cover your face with a hat.

2. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I am afraid of getting tanned, so please give me some face! You are so thick-skinned anyway, so there is no pressure if you lose a few layers.

3. Only when I am with you can I show my innocence!

4. My carefully protected skin was still tanned after a trip to the water park and I couldn’t afford to get hurt.

5. The night gave me black skin, but I use it as a scarf.

6. Heiye wanted to give you black eyes, but he swiped to select all.

7. Military training not only tans our skin, but also tempers our will! The students all bleed and sweat but not shed tears. They shed skin and flesh without falling behind...

8. If you don’t work hard, how can you be worthy of your tanned skin and lost flesh?

9. I never managed to prevent my fingers from getting tanned... the color difference is so big that I want to die

10. This sun yo... is going to tan me...

11. My daughter is three years old. Because she is beautiful, many people like her. She has always been called a little beauty or a little princess. She also enjoyed this kind of treatment, and often said to herself: "Oh, the sun is so strong, it has tanned me, and I am not beautiful anymore. What should I do?" After hearing this, I couldn't help but want to laugh. She looked at me angrily: "Why are you laughing? You haven't seen Beauty Worry?!" I...

12. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year I went downstairs to throw out the trash. How will you struggle this year if you use umbrella spray or get tanned?

13. It is said that every girl has a wish not to tan, but she has a heart that wants to go out all day long< /p>

14. It seems that my junior high school classmates are going to have a party and have to go on a diet for a few days to lose weight! Hong Kong is so tanned that I don’t want to see anyone anymore

15. It’s military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get tanned?

16. Get a tan! Did you see the print on my watch? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it will be darker

17. Military training is like a little sun, and the whole body will be tanned without negotiation!

18. Summer is a good time to reveal your desires. The exposed tanned skin, the body that is constantly sweating and exuding the smell of salt, the noisy blazing sun and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and distinct, like a non-stop shouting. This is not the case in autumn, winter and spring. These three seasons are the process of the world gradually fading and recoloring with difficulty. Human beings wrap themselves carefully and forget that they have ever run barefoot.

19. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground due to heat in the Forbidden City. In such a hot weather, you should stay at home. It will neither get hot nor get tanned. I regret it now. My skin color has changed in two weeks. Can't come back.

20. Even if you are tanned, nothing can stop you from being an idiot. Humorous description of tanned skin and mood part 2

21. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

22. In order to play in the water, the whole family turned into pig heads. It's okay for us two old people to tan and grow old. We feel sorry for our daughter's delicate skin and tender body.

23. Go ahead and bask in the sun. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot.

24. My latest favorite is Albin No. 2 Whitening Penetrating Milk + Healthy Water.

I was not used to using milk first, then water. I felt oily for some reason in May. At first, I gritted my teeth and continued using it. I thought I would never buy it again after using it up. After a month of getting used to it, I laughed. I finally discovered that his love will stabilize my skin and prevent me from getting acne randomly. As for whitening, as long as you don’t get tanned in summer, that’s fine.

25. Sorry, I really forgot that I tanned. None of these nude colors are suitable for me, so I have to save them for winter.

26. When I go out in this season, I can only get tanned. When will my white skin come back?

27. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he likes girls with long hair. I kept my hair growing for another three years. He said he likes fair skin in summer. Especially when exposed to the sun, I'm afraid of getting tanned, so I don't go out or take a step outside. He said he likes to be in good shape, so I keep my food intake every day. In order to keep my figure and answer his request, I only eat two meals a day. , but I really love him. So I am here to say I love you.

28. Others post about their dates, food, and travels, but I am better at it. On this sunny day with the scorching sun? I got a tan

29. I was asked if LA is not hot. Yes, wear long sleeves... It's hot. It's extremely hot. The baby is just afraid of getting tanned.

30. I really like to bask in the sun. It warms my body and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?

31. If you miss some places, you may never set foot again, such as Crescent Moon Spring buried in sand. Some things may never be restored to their original appearance after being changed, such as tanned skin. Some feelings may disappear with the wind as time goes by, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

32. During a military parade of a certain unit, the chief walked by with his head held high, saying "Hello, comrades", "Hello, chief", "Good job, comrades", "Serving the people", "Comrades are tanned", "The chief is even darker"

33. Photos are really powerful... even after so much tanning, I can still look so white

34. My colleagues told me that they thought I was wearing stockings.

35. Basically, the scenery is like this in summer, but you can only see it from an air-conditioned room. In addition to being hot outside, you will get tanned and dizzy. < /p>

37. Mercury is going retrograde! ! ! I don't want allergies! Don't tan! Let’s solemnly set a flag and reject any form of horror movies! Especially Monkey Brother wants to see it! ! !

38. Back from traveling! Even if I went out to play in this kind of weather, I wouldn’t get tanned even after the war. I have a skin condition that gets whiter the hotter it gets.

39. Today’s · Your · Tanned · Hawaiian Girl

40. My tanned skin cannot be saved by filters. Praise for good skin

1. Hot spring water can wash away fat.

2. The texture is fine and the bones are even.

3. It’s like peeling the skin of red jade.

4. The appearance of ice is better than the skin of jade.

5. The jade body faces the wind, the jade bones and the ice muscles.

6. Perfect skin and weak bones.

7. Ice skin and jade skin, smooth and crispy.

8. The creamy complexion is scorching.

9. Ice muscles and jade bones, naturally cool and sweat-free.

10. The skin is icy and snowy, and the clothes are fresh.

11. The skin becomes greasy, and the waistline becomes slimmer.

12. Fragrant Didi. The skin is icy and weak.

13. Ice and snow skin, plum blossom face with beautiful makeup.

14. The skin is white and clean, and the skin is rosy.

15. The beauty of ice is better than the skin of jade. A song pours the pot of gold.

16. The dense snow makes your skin white, and the cold night makes you feel the fragrance.

17. The slender head, the eyebrows, the charming smile, the beautiful eyes.

18. Her hair and hair are sparse on her temples, and her ruby ??skin is tied up in her skirt.

19. Her fair and delicate skin is like a water lotus.

20. The cicada wings are light and the body is red, and the jade skin is as drunk as the spring breeze.

21. Your skin is rosy, which shows that you are in good health.

22. Take a bath in Huaqing Pool in the cold spring, and the hot spring water will wash away the fat.

23. White skin is very important, giving people a fair and pure beauty.

24. His fair skin is like a freshly peeled egg.

25. Your skin is so white, it makes me sleepless at night.

26. Your face is as pink and tender as a peach, lovely.

27. Gentle heart, weak bones, clear bones, fragrant skin, jade body, jade bones and ice skin.

28. The smooth and fair face reveals the sharp and cold handsomeness.

29. His skin was dark and wrinkled, like a piece of rough leather.

30. Your skin is like cream, whiter than snow, smooth and tender like a virgin.

31. White and rosy, the skin is like snow, and the skin is moist and shiny.

32. The hands are like catkins, the skin is like gelatin, the collar is like a cricket grub, and the teeth are like gourd rhinoceros.

33. Teacher Chen’s face is dark and red, a bit like the skin color of an Indian.

34. His delicate and white face was shining like oil paint.

35. He is tall and thin, with a shiny black face, like a black porcelain man

36. Although Xiaoliang’s legs are long and thin, he can The muscles are well developed and he runs very vigorously.

37. Hu rhinoceros has white hair and white teeth, double moths and green eyebrows. A red face is like a blooming lotus, and a plain skin is like condensed fat.

38. Overwhelming the country and the city, there is more than enough hatred. How many red tears weep in Gusu, leaning against the wind and staring at the snowy skin.

39. The bulging muscles on his body are as hard as solid stones.

40. He is tall and thin, with a dark face shining like a black porcelain man.

41. His red face was shining like a ripe apple in September.

42. Fragrant Didi. The skin is icy and weak. Delicate and weak. The autumn wind is cool and cold, who can get rid of it?

43. This girl’s skin is as white as snow, shining with a charming luster like white porcelain in the sun.

44. As soon as I stretched out my hand, I saw that the delicate and smooth skin looked even whiter under the sunlight.

45. The baby's skin is so delicate, soft and smooth, like a sugar porcelain doll that can be broken by blowing.

46. He has fair complexion, delicate facial features with a touch of handsomeness, and handsomeness with a touch of gentleness!

47. Fair skin sets off light pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, and perfect face shape.

48. There is a character in the book who is too real, with a snow-skinned and colorful appearance. Knock on the jade fan in the west chamber of Jinque, and teach Xiaoyu a double success.

49. The skin on the woman's neck was like soft and transparent curd, faintly showing the thin green veins under the skin.

50. The figure has always been enchanting. Calculating the wind and measures is difficult to describe. One person's skin was as pure as jade, and even more came and took over Qianjiao.

51. A pair of bright black eyes flashing under the slender eyebrows with a snow-white oval face, revealing the light of intelligence.

52. The hands are like catkins, the skin is like gelatin, the collar is like a cricket grub, and the teeth are like gourd rhinoceros. The eyebrows are slightly furrowed, the smile is charming, and the beautiful eyes are looking forward to it.

53. The young man only wore a vest on his upper body, and his muscles were bulging like fists, shiny in the sun.

54. His bronze skin, covered with blue flowers, shines in the sun, making people feel full of life force.

55. There are people on the beach constantly showing off their strong bodies to others. Their well-developed muscles are shining in the sun, and their muscles are protruding and bulging, as hard as bones.

56. The child's oval-shaped face and white-red complexion are as beautiful as a peach blossom; paired with a pair of eyes as bright as a clear spring, he looks quiet and intelligent.

57. Her fair face was frowning, as if covered with dark clouds, and her eyes were like ice balls, emitting cold light; her lips were moving but she could not say a word.