She texted me to stay away from her. What should I do?

Men's four wishes: all the handsome guys in the world are dead, money has fallen from the sky, and the beautiful women are rusty in their brains, crying and crying for me to hug! The landlord pays!

The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig ordered that the big pig block the door and the second pig block the window. When mother pig saw the pig, she was angry and shouted, "Stop playing with your mobile phone, you are a fleshy guy, distract the wolf!" “

Dramatic changes in men: when men fall in love, they are as obedient as grandchildren; After marriage, like his son, he learned to talk back; After marriage, I, like Lao Tzu, gave orders to teachers!

Men go hunting dogs when they don't have girlfriends: a keen sense of smell! Like a pug after love: be obedient! Much like a married German shepherd: finally shed the false skin!

A doctor has always been careless and once wrote in his medical record: "Anal talk". The chief doctor was very angry when he found out, and he approved the "nonsense" at the bottom.

Freshmen's military training, the company commander lectured: class one kills chickens, class two steals eggs, and I'll cook porridge, understand? "The result is: class one shoots, class two bombs, and I'll demonstrate.

An American called Bush an idiot in front of the White House and was immediately arrested for leaking state secrets.

The sky is gray and wild. The hope of this year is too slim! Shuiwan Bay, the road is long. The days without money are too long! This building is tall and busy. Can I stay with you tonight? . Rob the bank together!

The professor saw the word asshole written on a piece of paper from the meeting place, paused and said with a smile, which gentleman signed it but forgot to ask questions?

The teacher was describing the appearance of African wild boar. When she found the students dozing off, she was furious: Look at me, don't look at me, how do you know what African wild boar looks like?

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: bad luck

Choose one yourself, but you are a little short. . . . . . . . . .