IT men also know humor. Let’s see how they extend their funny style to love letters.

Yuanyuan: Hello!

I don’t know when you will see this letter. It seems that your surfing the Internet depends entirely on your mood and there is no pattern. My long-awaited desire to have a heart-to-heart talk with you online has never come true, and sometimes I feel strange when I think of you, because except for the e-mail you wrote, there is no trace of your existence around me. , when I looked through these e-mails, I tried to tell myself that these letters were written by myself, and you were just a girl I imagined. I called you Yuanyuan, made you young and beautiful, and found you a job at the Information Port, because I couldn’t bear to imagine you selling breakfast in a small restaurant on the street, although I don’t hate selling breakfast on the street. In fact, except for a few girls I know who are really annoying, I have a crush on all the girls I don’t know and the girls I know who are not annoying, and I hope that one day, among these many girls There is such a person who can fall in love with me, but in fact I am wishful thinking. So on this drizzly afternoon, I wrote this letter to you, who may be fictitious.

Although I don’t know if you really exist, but I have a picture of a purple girl. I don’t know where it came from, because when I found her, she was lying quietly on my side. In the mailbox, since I don’t know who it is, I’ll just assume it’s yours. I don't want to comment on this photo, because I have made it into wallpaper and keychain. I face her all day long and take her with me at all times. I don't have a wallet (because it is useless and I don't have a few bucks on me). money), if I had it I think I would have her in my wallet too. Although I am not sure whether she is you and whether you exist. But I still keep her with me.

Whenever I try to forget, there are always some traces of you in my mailbox, either a text message or a card. It was as if there was an invisible hand manipulating all of this. When I was about to forget, he woke you up from my memory and proved to me that you really exist. But this still makes me doubtful, because I often think that I still have 50 yuan in my pocket, and no one I know comes to tell me that he is getting married this month. But things always backfired. I didn't have 50 yuan in my pocket. At the end of the month, someone always came to me and told me that he or so-and-so was getting married. So I often hope that I don't really exist, they don't really get married, and my money isn't really gone. This is just a dream.

Today I received another card from Yuanyuan, which said how about making an appointment to have a cup of coffee together. I don't mind who I drink coffee with, and I don't mind whether she exists. Even if she doesn't really exist, it's good to drink coffee. Because I have never really drunk coffee, because in my memory, the closest I have to real coffee is once in Beijing, when I was talking to two foreigners about the prospects of traditional Chinese medicine websites and other such nonsense. There was a cup of coffee in front of each of us. It was dark and fragrant, but I didn't take a sip until we left. Maybe this was the closest I got to coffee in this life, but I missed it and couldn't take a sip. Of course, this may also be my own fiction, because I have never seen those two foreigners since I left. Maybe they don’t really exist. If this is the case, then coffee will not really exist. Although you may not exist in real life, I still hope to have a cup of coffee with you.

Although I am not sure about many things, there is one thing I know for sure, that is, I will not be able to surf the Internet at night for a long time because the hard drive of the machine at home is broken. . Although I was sad and wrote a post about my hard drive to express my condolences, no matter what I did, it would never come back to life, so I no longer had access to the Internet at home.

Really, I really want to see you.

If you are just my fictional character, I think this love letter will not harm you. But if you really exist, I hope you can read this love letter. The patter of rain has stopped, and I think I should leave before the next rain comes. The way of speaking: How to turn friends into lovers

The way of speaking: How to turn friends into lovers

How to turn friends of the opposite sex around you into lovers is undoubtedly a test for you wisdom. However, if you want the other person to become your lover, you must bravely accept this challenge. For the sake of love, it is worth accepting this challenge! As long as you can organize your language skillfully, give the other party more hints, and the other party is willing to accept you, you will definitely succeed.

One sentence to make people laugh

There was a writer who fell in love with a friend of the opposite sex. He wants to confess to the other party, but he doesn't know whether the other party is willing, and he is afraid that if he is rejected, it will affect their relationship, and they will not even be good friends.

One day, the writer called this friend to his studio and said to her: I am imagining another novel.

Is it an interesting novel? she asked.

Yes. It's just that the ending of the novel hasn't been arranged yet, and I can't grasp the psychological activities of a young girl. Now I can only turn to you for help. Seeing that his friend was listening attentively, he continued: The protagonist of the novel is an artist, and he is no longer young. The friend understood what the writer meant, and she couldn't help interrupting him: Why are you torturing your protagonist?

It seems that you sympathize with him? the writer asked.

I sympathize very much, he has a kind heart, a heart full of love. He suffers misfortune, but still longs for love and eagerly hopes for happiness. said the friend excitedly.

In the author's words, the girl the protagonist met was gentle, smart, kind, and understanding of people. She was not a beauty, but she was pretty good. I liked her very much. The writer paused and then said, but it is difficult to combine them because of the huge differences in their personalities and ages. Can a young girl fall in love with an artist? Is this a psychological distortion? I'm asking for your help and your opinion.

How is it impossible? If the two are in love, why can't she love the artist? Are only looks and wealth worthy of love? As long as she truly loves him, she is a happy person and will never regret it. said the friend firmly.

Do you really believe that she will love him? And love for a lifetime? The writer was excited but a little hesitant and asked with a trembling voice.

This friend of the opposite sex was stunned and finally understood that they were not only talking about literature, but also imagining a prelude to a love song. In fact, she has always admired and loved writers. She raised her head, met the writer's gaze, and said: I will answer, I love you and will love you forever.

The writer used a subtle way to express love and achieved very good results. The advantage of this method is that the message sent is relatively vague. If the other party agrees, it is the best outcome; even if the other party disagrees, it will not affect our continued friendship.

It is worth noting that although expressing love to friends of the opposite sex is implicit, you must let the other party understand, otherwise your efforts will be in vain. The well-known Butterfly Lovers is a very typical example. Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo are good friends. Zhu Yingtai went home, and Liang Shanbo saw him off for eighteen miles. When he walked to the lake, Yingtai looked at the two mandarin ducks playing in the water and said to Liang Shanbo: Brother Liang, look at how much the mandarin ducks in the water love each other and are as gluey as lacquer. , you and I are like the pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water. Zhu Yingtai implicitly expressed his love for Liang Shanbo with the help of the image of the mandarin ducks in the water. Unfortunately, Liang Shanbo was an ignorant blockhead. If Zhu Yingtai could wear women's clothing or take the initiative to reveal her identity as a woman, the story might have a perfect ending.

One sentence can make people jump

Wu Gang and Qiaoyu are colleagues, and they get along well with each other. On this day, Qiaoyu went to Wu Gang's single dormitory to play, and the two of them were watching TV and laughing.

Suddenly, Wu Gang grabbed Qiaoyu's hand and said excitedly: Qiaoyu, you really make my heart beat. Let me kiss you now!

Qiaoyu had never seen this situation before, so she blushed suddenly, pushed Wu Gang's hand away and said: We are just good friends, please don't be like this?

Wu Gang looked at Qiaoyu excitedly and said: Qiaoyu, I just want to kiss you, and I won’t do anything excessive. As he spoke, he wanted to hold Qiaoyu's hand again.

Qiaoyu got angry, and said rudely with a sullen face: Wu Gang, please behave yourself. If you keep doing this, we won’t even be friends in the future!

Seeing that Qiaoyu was really angry, Wu Gang retracted his hand and apologized hastily: Qiaoyu, I'm sorry, I was too impulsive just now. Love is not a simple game, it needs to be strengthened with words and actions. To inspire, express with heart, and convey with heart. Wu Gang adopts an overbearing approach, so it is no wonder that it arouses Qiaoyu's anger and disgust.

Action Guide

If you have an undue desire for a friend of the opposite sex around you, you can make full use of the advantages of being close to the water, choose the right time, and use words that are easy for the other person to accept. Express your love in this way and you can enjoy the first-come-first-come-first-serve results. However, since two friends of the opposite sex are too familiar with each other and already have a better understanding, it is best to adopt a more subtle approach. The characteristic of this method is to use language that does not contain love to express the emotion of love. This method can make the other party understand, but the message conveyed is relatively vague, so that it will not be irreversible once the other party refuses. Even if it is rejected, it will not put both parties in an embarrassing situation. Moreover, the implicit expression of love is in line with the shyness of love and is easy to master. Funny Love Letters: Humorous Short Love Letters

Humor can bring some unexpected effects when confessing, and whether it is humorous or not is directly related to the success of your confession. The language humor cannot be changed and formed in a day. It needs to be accumulated through your daily and continuous reading of literature and reflected through the attitude in life. Today, let’s take a look at those cute short phrases in love letters and explore the collection of love letters together.

You can capture the traces of geese passing by in the sky, and can you hear the sound of flowers blooming on the ground? You can read all the vows of eachother in the world, but can you hear the three most common words I say to you?

Dear, are you asleep? I really want to hold your little hand, press it against my chest, hold you tightly, and kiss your forehead. I really miss you. Why is the night so long? I want to love you forever and I can’t drive you away no matter what.

A true couple is: when they are together, one hour is one second; and when they are apart, one second is one hour; this is exactly how I feel when you are with me. , love you forever!

I always stand at a distance where you can grab it as long as you stretch out your hand, and I am most afraid that you will turn around and leave at this distance; I love you! It's a pity that I only have one lifetime.

Sunrise and sunset = morning and evening; moon and stars = infinite thoughts; wind, flowers, snow and moon = tenderness and sweetness; shooting stars and heartfelt words = thousands of blessings! May: the people who love you love you more, and the people you love understand you better!

I'm not good at expressing myself but I know I will be good to you. I don't understand romance, but I believe you won't be bored when you are with me. I am not a considerate person, but I know how to love you and love you

If/I/don’t love you/lands and earth will fall apart/I don’t love you and seas and rocks will rot/I don’t love you and the earth won’t turn/I don’t love you and the sun won’t turn power failure.

If we can’t love each other/the Dead Sea begins to fade/the Yellow River changes its course again/the Sahara is no longer dry/the Himalayas will also become a flat plain.

When I am without you at night, I think of you as a pillow; when I am without you during the day, I think of you as the sun; one day when I am really without you, I am nothing but a skeleton.

Once you get sick, I will lose two pounds. If I get sick once, you will gain two pounds instead (you come to the dormitory to stay with me and eat all my snacks.

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Dear Linlin, I am such a person, a noble and pure person who has escaped from low-level tastes. But don’t praise me like this. It will make me proud. I still have far to go. Not nearly enough.

Even if one day your steps become staggering, your black hair turns to white hair, and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk under the afterglow of the sunset.

I like that there is only pure hope in life, only a kind of stable and gentle growth, I like the color after years of washing, and I also like to look forward to the person who is reading the text message as my eternal lover

I will always be consistent when it comes to relationships, and I will be responsible for my family to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. Do you know, I will even sell my youth and body.

Do you know? Secretly thinking that you are full of sweetness, secretly thinking that you are stress-free, secretly thinking that you are so beautiful. As long as time has your flavor, memories will become more beautiful and meaningful.

I bought you clothes worth 200 yuan, but I lied to you that they only cost 50 yuan. You bought me a watch worth 30 yuan, but you lied to me and asked for 300 yuan.

Before I met you, I got a scholarship, but after I met you, I took the exam again. You took the make-up exam before you met me, but you get the scholarship after you met me.

I confess, I confess, I am bad, I am a scoundrel, I have stolen the pears from the Cai family and touched the vegetables from the Li family. I don’t ask for the party’s forgiveness, I don’t want the government’s leniency, I just want your love!

Summary: By reading these love letter phrases, we can feel that even the tense and suffocating confessions can also reveal a relaxed and joyful atmosphere. Humorous Confession Love Letters Classic Funny Love Letters

Humorous Confession Love Letters Classic Funny Love Letters

To my dearest you:

In the future, even if we are all old, we will be old enough You have white hair, you are so old that your steps are hobbled, even if you have lost all your teeth, I will lead you to search for the delicious food in this city, and reminisce about every street we walked and every delicacy we tasted when we were young. You love food; and I love you!

My dear, I have never seen a girl like you.

After being with you, I was surprised by your appetite, but my heart was moved by how satisfied you were when you ate. You often ask me if I dislike your funny appearance and big appetite; but God knows I just like to watch you devouring food while shouting about starting your weight loss plan tomorrow. It's so cute.

After being with you, I don’t have to deal with random answers, because you will decide it for me every day. I can't resist your smile, and I don't want to stop it.

You are an elf, you often surprise me. Sometimes I'm late for a date, and I'm obviously looking at you in front of the window looking unhappy, but as soon as I show up, you become naughty again, doing tricks to take out the snacks I bought and share them with me. You are so considerate and lovely, and you break my heart. All cute.

Even if one day your steps become staggering, your black hair turns to white hair, and your rosy face is covered with wrinkles, I will still hold your hand and walk under the afterglow of the sunset.

I like that there is only pure hope in life, only a kind of stable and gentle growth, I like the color after years of washing, and I also like to look forward to the person who is reading the text message as my eternal lover

I will always be consistent when it comes to relationships, and I will be responsible for my family to the end. Everything I do is for you and this family. Do you know, I will even sell my youth and body.

Do you know? Secretly thinking that you are full of sweetness, secretly thinking that you have no pressure, secretly thinking that you are so beautiful. As long as time has your flavor, memories will become more beautiful and meaningful.

I bought you clothes worth 200 yuan, but I lied to you that they only cost 50 yuan. You bought me a watch worth 30 yuan, but you lied to me and asked for 300 yuan.

Before I met you, I got a scholarship, but after I met you, I took the exam again. You took the make-up exam before you met me, but you get the scholarship after you met me.

I confess, I confess, I am bad, I am a scoundrel, I have stolen pears from the Cai family, touched vegetables from the Li family, I do not ask for forgiveness from the party, I do not want leniency from the government, I only want your love!

Do you understand the humorous love letters introduced above?