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Tooth extraction ups and downs

-----------Six long days, and every minute was a torment

Two years ago, I pulled out my left wisdom tooth for the first time. I forgot the pain when I opened the scar, but I only remember that it was not easy to pull it out at that time, and I lost three days of fluid, so it was nothing.

The time is ripe. This holiday, I decided to pull out my right lower wisdom tooth. My first tooth extraction was in Cheng 'an's oral cavity, and I felt smooth, so I came to their home first, but two doctors took two pictures and felt that it was not good to pull it out. They suggested that I go to Handan Stomatological Hospital.

I came to Handan Stomatological Hospital. Before pulling out, Dr. M, a surgeon, said that it would take half an hour to get it done, and it might need a stitch. After pulling out, it might not need infusion. After listening to what Dr. M said so simply, I made up my mind to pull it out.

The nightmare started for a long time, about half an hour or more, and Dr. M couldn't pull it out. He asked the director for help. The director analyzed that two roots should be pulled in two ... and the director pulled it out for about ten minutes. Later, the director walked away without knowing what happened, and changed to a doctor. Then, he pulled it out bit by bit ... and it finally ended for more than two hours.

It's over. The third doctor, he said, all the top hospitals in Handan have doctors in all departments, and I am the rare one ...

Okay, okay, I admit, I will never do anything.

It's even rarer in the back.

On that day, the corners of my mouth were a little torn, so I couldn't swallow it, so I let the saliva flow out by myself. The infusion doctor said that I had never seen anything so cruel.

On the second day, I couldn't open my mouth or chew anything. I sent a text message asking, and Dr. M said it was quite traumatic and normal.

On the third day, I opened my mouth a little and could only drink.

On the fourth day, I could only drink.

On the fifth day, I still ...

I endured it. In my mouth, it stinks, and I can't swallow it. I keep gargling, gargling all the time, and gargling with light salt water every second ... (I'm typing now, and I seem to smell that smell, disgusting ...) Dr. Cheng An * suggested that I go to Handan Stomatological Hospital again.

On the way, I made brain tonic, applied anesthetic, cleaned the wound and sewed it again ...

Results. ! !

didn't I follow the doctor's advice? The tooth extraction process of fear, on that day, I couldn't swallow, I couldn't vomit, I didn't dare to touch the wound, and I didn't dare to touch it with my hands. And on that day, I remembered that a white thing seemed to flow into the pool and was washed down by the open water pipe, thinking that it was a cotton ball. Now think about it, how is it possible? White? It's impossible, okay!

in a word, I don't know what the purpose of writing this article is. The cotton ball incident may be to remind everyone not to be as stupid as I am, but, doctor, when I heard it, my mouth stinks. The first sentence is that the cotton ball is still in my mouth. < P > This shows that I am not stupid myself. < P > In short, I pulled out my wisdom teeth carefully. After this tooth extraction, my other two wisdom teeth will grow to the sky, and I will not pull them out.

I hope I don't scare everyone. After all, most people pull out their wisdom teeth. They should, but they won't, just like me.

tidbit 1: In the movie "The Rest of My Life on a Desert Island", an airplane courier (the real Robinson) was rescued on a desert island for more than three years. The most unforgettable thing for him was his toothache (holding a knife himself-the only tool to deal with it). Now that I think about it, there is something wrong with his teeth, that is, he can't eat, and he can't eat for five days.

Trivia 3: On the third day, my mother came to see me and sat on the floor crying: I thought that giving birth to a child was a capital punishment on earth, and this tooth extraction ... was more frightening than giving birth to a child.

Life has ups and downs, so don't underestimate life.