How to make your girlfriend angry

Two days ago, a little brother left a message saying that his girlfriend often made him angry and sometimes wanted to play tricks on girls! Asking us how to make our girlfriends a little stingy in our daily life. Today, Bian Xiao summed up some daily routines. I hope all male compatriots can give it a try if they don't want to die!

Method 1: Eat all her snacks.

After working overtime all day, she went home happily and opened the refrigerator.

W: What about the duck neck I put in the refrigerator?

Man: I ate it.

Woman: They're all finished.

M: Mm-hmm.

Woman: Let's break up.

Inner OS: Why don't you leave me a piece? You ate all the snacks I bought last time, every time; Knock you!

Method 2: give her a cold shoulder outside.

Have dinner with friends, leave her alone.

Let her play with her mobile phone, fingers and tablecloth.

From RNG to Asian Games, from Maria Ozawa to Yui Hatano, talking with others. Be sure to talk and laugh!

Half an hour later, you will receive a text message: You are having such a good chat, so I won't stand in your way. Congratulations on your success!

Inner OS: it's nothing to throw me aside in front of so many strangers; Is it important to my friends or to me? Knock you!

Method 3: Playing games does not protect her.

Playing games together will definitely sell! Never look back!

She saw your residual blood and gave her life to save her!

Don't go there when you see her besieged, run as fast as you can!

If she breaks the keyboard, it means: you, you succeeded!

Inner OS: Do you think I like playing games very much? I didn't learn it for you; The dishes I play also call me stupid; You left me in the game to save your life. How can I expect to live with you? Goodbye! ; Knock you!

Method 4: Be stingy with her.

When we go shopping together.

Woman: Wow! That dress is really beautiful.

M: Not bad.

See the price: 300!

He: So expensive! Think I'm stupid? Look in other houses.

Woman: I want to be quiet.

Inner OS: I don't have to buy this dress either. What do you mean by your reluctance? It's never too expensive to buy you something. Do you think I only deserve to wear cheap clothes? If you have money, do you still have a mistress? Might as well get together and leave early. Knock you!

Method 5: Don't support her in front of outsiders.

The driver made a detour on the way to take a taxi, so he quarreled!

You: Forget it! Forget it! A driver is not easy, just a few dollars. Don't be opinionated.

She can take the bag, get off the bus, slam the door and run away at one go.

Congratulations, the noble door is open for you!

Inner OS: I don't expect you to help me, but you are facing an outsider; Accuse me in front of others, where do you put my face; Why don't you come and watch my jokes with others? ; Knock you!

Of course, there are many simple ways to make your girlfriend angry.

For example, seeing other girls taking selfies and praising others for their beauty;

For example, after being together, I never sent your photo in the circle of friends again;

For example, if the female ticket says "I'm not angry", you can play games with peace of mind;

For example, when a female ticket quarrels with others, let her reflect on her mistakes and let her take a step back when she meets next time;

For example, when a female ticket comes to her period, let her drink more hot water. This is betrayal and cold violence! Wait, wait, wait!