Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Do you have the habit of staying with your first girlfriend until now because of each other? For example, when I send a message to my first love, she likes to add symbols.

Do you have the habit of staying with your first girlfriend until now because of each other? For example, when I send a message to my first love, she likes to add symbols.

1, I'll just open the chopsticks and eat them. When she uses disposable chopsticks, she likes to break them and wipe off burrs. I have learned this habit and I still have it.

2. I like to chat directly in space. She likes to use punctuation marks in strict accordance with the standards in Chinese books. I have learned this habit and still keep it.

3. The mobile phone in Nokia era is too small. My mobile phone types with one hand, and she uses both hands. I learned this habit, and I still do.

Her affirmative answer is always "hmm!" I learned this habit and still do;

She likes to use the adverb "ke" very much, such as happy, beautiful and beautiful. I have learned this habit and still do;

6. She likes potato flour very much. I learned this habit and kept it.

7. She doesn't like me playing games. She thought the game was her first wife and she was her second wife, so I quit the game and never played it again.

8. Her eyes are big and her skin is white. From then on, the girls who have a good impression on her are all her looks;

9. She said that boys should make progress, and then I went to start a business and still walked on this road;

10, she said I don't like the smell of smoke, but I won't stop you. Can't even eat, drink, gamble. Then smoke. This one is better than others, so I bought the cigarette with the lowest tar content I could buy, Zhongnanhai. This has been a habit for ten years, and I still have it.

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12, she said that I like to drink several packets of instant coffee together, which is strong and delicious. I have learned this habit and still do;

13, she said that your short hair looks good, so my hair, from the gangster era, was cut directly into inches. I learned this habit and still do;

14, she said that your English voice is better than Mandarin, and Mandarin voice is better than dialect voice, so there is a drunk who speaks English, and there is another pretender who speaks Mandarin every day in his hometown.

15, she said that I like Kelly Chen's Love Paradise, so it became my favorite song, and it still is;

16, she said that when you speak Japanese, it's not obscene at all, so I slammed my mouth and picked up a second foreign language that I hadn't learned;

17, she said that I like Korea very much and am going to study in Korea. The only thing I can do is to accompany her to watch "A Hero in Spring" and "Romance in a Room", so a wretched man who talks about Korea all day suddenly falls in love with Korean dramas;

18, she said your scarf was ugly, so I knitted one for you, so I threw away the goods sold in 22 yuan RMB in the supermarket on the first day I got the scarf she knitted for me, and the scarf was secretly hidden in the corner of the closet;

19, she said that the peach blossoms of Jiaotong University are so beautiful. Let's go and have a look. A big man fell in love with them. If it weren't for planting trees privately in the community, I could transplant one from my hometown in the countryside and see it every spring.

20, she said that you, a big man, should have your own opinions and don't listen to me, but I just want to listen to her all the time, but I just don't have a chance.

Finally: Because she is from Anyang, Henan Province, since then, I have been full of affection for Henan people for no reason, but I have never met Anyang people, even Henan people, so I am secretly frightened while pretending to be heroic and indifferent.

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