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Do you have the habit of staying with your first girlfriend until now because of each other? For example, when I send a message to my first love, she likes to add symbols.
2. I like to chat directly in space. She likes to use punctuation marks in strict accordance with the standards in Chinese books. I have learned this habit and still keep it.
3. The mobile phone in Nokia era is too small. My mobile phone types with one hand, and she uses both hands. I learned this habit, and I still do.
Her affirmative answer is always "hmm!" I learned this habit and still do;
She likes to use the adverb "ke" very much, such as happy, beautiful and beautiful. I have learned this habit and still do;
6. She likes potato flour very much. I learned this habit and kept it.
7. She doesn't like me playing games. She thought the game was her first wife and she was her second wife, so I quit the game and never played it again.
8. Her eyes are big and her skin is white. From then on, the girls who have a good impression on her are all her looks;
9. She said that boys should make progress, and then I went to start a business and still walked on this road;
10, she said I don't like the smell of smoke, but I won't stop you. Can't even eat, drink, gamble. Then smoke. This one is better than others, so I bought the cigarette with the lowest tar content I could buy, Zhongnanhai. This has been a habit for ten years, and I still have it.
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12, she said that I like to drink several packets of instant coffee together, which is strong and delicious. I have learned this habit and still do;
13, she said that your short hair looks good, so my hair, from the gangster era, was cut directly into inches. I learned this habit and still do;
14, she said that your English voice is better than Mandarin, and Mandarin voice is better than dialect voice, so there is a drunk who speaks English, and there is another pretender who speaks Mandarin every day in his hometown.
15, she said that I like Kelly Chen's Love Paradise, so it became my favorite song, and it still is;
16, she said that when you speak Japanese, it's not obscene at all, so I slammed my mouth and picked up a second foreign language that I hadn't learned;
17, she said that I like Korea very much and am going to study in Korea. The only thing I can do is to accompany her to watch "A Hero in Spring" and "Romance in a Room", so a wretched man who talks about Korea all day suddenly falls in love with Korean dramas;
18, she said your scarf was ugly, so I knitted one for you, so I threw away the goods sold in 22 yuan RMB in the supermarket on the first day I got the scarf she knitted for me, and the scarf was secretly hidden in the corner of the closet;
19, she said that the peach blossoms of Jiaotong University are so beautiful. Let's go and have a look. A big man fell in love with them. If it weren't for planting trees privately in the community, I could transplant one from my hometown in the countryside and see it every spring.
20, she said that you, a big man, should have your own opinions and don't listen to me, but I just want to listen to her all the time, but I just don't have a chance.
Finally: Because she is from Anyang, Henan Province, since then, I have been full of affection for Henan people for no reason, but I have never met Anyang people, even Henan people, so I am secretly frightened while pretending to be heroic and indifferent.
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