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What's good about sending good news to relatives and friends after giving birth?

1. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day at X minute, weighing * kg, and her mother (daughter) is safe. This is good news!

2.Extra extra: * * and * * husband and wife successfully advanced, and * * * kilograms of cowboy (girl) were cut off on * * this month, and the mother and child (girl) were safe.

At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

4. Today, our family contributed a brick to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

5. On XX year, X month, X day, a breeze blew from life, bringing a pleasant feeling of xxx and xxx. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we should occupy a clean corner in the baby's world, love her/him more than cherish ourselves ... thank you for your sincere encouragement when we are most painful and confused!

6. After a long-term investigation organized by the hospital, I finally upgraded to the role of "dad" in tears today. At the same time, my good comrade-in-arms who fought side by side also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thanks to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary life in the past few months. Your revolution has not succeeded yet. Comrades, please work harder!

7. The general manager of China People's Merchants (Construction) Bank * * (baby's name) was announced to take office on February 4, 20 10/3: 05, with a principal of * * * g * * cm. Chairman * * * (mother's name) and Vice Chairman * * * (father's name) thank you for your concern and support!

I solemnly declare to you that I am father, father, father, father, father, father, father.

9. Extraordinary news: My baby plan of long-term cooperation with my beloved wife was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!

10. I wanted to be a father very early, one day, one year, decades; At 9 o'clock last night, the dream came true and the nobles came; From then on, stay away from distress and embrace happiness; Now share your happiness with your friends. I hope you can hear good news soon.

1 1. People are lucky and happiness is coming; Happy life, in an instant; Friend, my dear wife gave birth to my son this morning 10; This good news is shared with you first, just to tell you that you should work hard and become a father as soon as possible.

12. Quack, quack, quack three times, the baby will fall from the sky; From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness and lived an endless good life with my wife; It's interesting. It's a surprise. I will send you a good news to make you envy me.

13. The baby had a happy baby today, and Hongyan came and went to spread good news. A pro-book will be good news: my surname has descendants in my life! ! ! We made an appointment with good friends to get together for a hundred days, and * * * drank good wine to celebrate the wedding.